EBOLA: EXCLUSIVE BREAKING NEWS!
Posted: October 4, 2014 in Ebola, Health, ObamaTags: barack obama, Ebola, Health
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Tubularsock 
Me, too. We should have bombed Texas long ago. How about Florida? Do they have any ebola cases there?
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No ebola cases but we have Jeb Bush. Is that close enough?
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I would say so.
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That my friend is a world class EPIDEMIC!
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Tubularsock would be glad to add Florida but we may need boots on the ground! I believe that there are several Ebola’s hidden in the Everglades and have been there for years! Tubularsock is sure that he could get the Seminoles out of Oklahoma to return and help us out.
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Well, Texas DID petition the Obama Administration to secede! Would this be a way of granting that request?
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Yes! If we succeed they secede into the sea which is the Gulf of Mexico.
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LMAO!! And you look so cute in your war machine! How in the hell do you happen to be everywhere at once? Are you really Houdini or David Copperfield? I know! You’re both an escape artist and a magician! DIng! Ding! I get the prize or am I just a dingding? LOL!
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Shelby. Far be it for Tubularsock to evaluate your “dingding” rating. But you do get the prize!
The question to really ponder is “how can you be two places at once when you’re not any place at all?”
It is true that Tubularsock is everywhere and God is everywhere. Therefore ……….
A war machine makes Tubularsock look cute because women love uniforms …… or at least the Air Force recruiter said so!
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Tubularsock, Yes! Texas and Florida never would be missed, I’m tempted to say. I’ve even had the unkind wish that Sherman could have nuked the entire South while he was there. But that was wrong, of course. Still, fried chicken and pecan pie don’t seem like adequate compensation for enduring the rest of that exceptional damned Southern culture.
Personally, I’m opposed to uniforms — diversity forever, I say! – Linda
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Thank you Linda for taking the time to comment. Sherman marched to the sea and that was the best he could do. Burn baby burn. He did the best he could in a straight line but the South threw him a curve. Oh well. Maybe chit lens are worth it, just to spite the Moslems!
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Hrm…would it be possible to get some advance notice before ya go blasting Midland/Odessa off the map? Current employment conditions have hubs & I spending about 3 (ghastly, miserable) days a week in that area now…Should I maybe paint a huge Zia-Peace symbol on top of our car so we can be spotted/identified as foreign friendlies and avoid the whole mess that getting blasted to smithereens would make? Besides the mess, I’d really hate to get blown up and miss out on my soon-to-be beach front bungalow that I’d have once Texas is out of my damn way once and for all…
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Reb, not to worry. Tubularsock has a tie in with the NSA and we know where you are at all times. You’ll be safe during your “3(ghastly, miserable) days” from the bombs-away-activities. It pays to know Tubularsock! Of course you may be asked to do regular reconnaissance to pinpoint the high altitude guided missile attacks. Good like with your assignment. This comment with self destruct in 3.5 seconds.
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