TUBULARSOCK HELPS REPUBLICANS
Posted: January 6, 2015 in NAZISM, REPUBLICANSTags: nazism, Republican National Committee, Rublican Congress
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Tubularsock 
Do they make you pay for your own uniform?
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Yeah. They are Republicans remember. But Tubularsock bought this uniform from an Iranian fellow who runs the local Army Surplus Store. It was either this or an overstock of General Petraeus uniforms. The Nazi ones are “in” right now so they are a bit more pricey due to an uptick in sales to the Ukraine.
This is only a part time gig because Tubularsock have bigger fish to fry. And hoping when he finishes this job Tubularsock will be able to sell this uniform for a handsome profit. It’s called maximizing my returns for investments made. And because Tubularsock is handling it all himself he avoids broker fees.
Thanks for the question DrB. Tubularsock is sure that many other are interested in uniform investment.
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Ummm, was there any manner of prophylaxis required? You know, prior to taking the gig.
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Funning that you mention prophylaxis, Don. Yes, they are Republicans after all. Tubularsock had to ingest a large amount of DownerDumberThinkThoughts (DDTT).
As the theory goes, if you (even-yourself) with the environment you happen to be in and level with “them” you can tolerate multi-levels of bull-shit for a short period of time.
As the DDTT wears off Tubularsock will have to pull his head out of his ass and get out of there … period!
Tiubularsock wishes to thank you for your concern. “IT’S ALL GOOD.”
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“DownerDumberThinkThoughts (DDTT)!” Oh damn Tube, that is freaking hilarious. Orwellian with a comedic twist. Damn near blew coffee out my nose from laughing. Thank my Brother, I needed that.
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Tubularsock is happy that he has provided a bit of a laugh for you Don. Tubularsock does have a plan and getting off the DDTT is part of that plan. Now snorting coffee is not within Tubularsock’s vision but you were able to avoid that yourself. Brother, Tubularsock is with you and Orwell is just coming along for the ride! Let the future plan unfold.
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Don’t think you have to worry about running out of DDTT, Tubularsock; the U.S. seems to have the world’s biggest supply of it.
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Thank you SD. Tubularsock was aware that the U.S. had a great deal of DDTT but did not realize that it had cornered the market on the stuff. Ahh ….. market forces. If anyone would know these thing it would be a serious researcher and scholar such as yourself. And Tubularsock is happy that you took the time to step off into the deep end into Tubularsock speak.
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Oh Tube! I am aghast! How could you? Dancing with the devil, you are!
And as I run through the streets, screaming, “The Nazis are coming! The Nazis are coming! Sharpen the bayonets! Load the muskets! Line up! “Heil, mein Führer!” “Sieg heil!” Oh, wait a minute! Wrong war! Muskets? Bayonets? Never mind! Carry on! I’ve gone round the bend, quite loop de loop, I say!
You look quite ‘sharp’ actually! Jolly good show, and all that, you know!
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Shelby don’t be forlorn Tubularsock does know what he’s doing. Never fear!
There is a Tubularsock plan and from there a launch to the future.
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Oh boy Tubie…
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Lou, never forget ……. Tubularsock is never obvious. The plot thickens.
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Just so clothes don’t really make the man … and you don’t linger too long at this gig. We’d hate to see you turn into … well, a you-know-what. Maybe you want to wear a dosimeter of some sort?
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Linda …….. according to Macy’s clothes do make the man but Tubularsock only buys at the Army Surplus Store, and only for investment opportunities. That being said a dosimeter may be handy. One never know just how ionizing radiation can affect ones being. But trust Tubularsock, ZZ Top’s “Sharp Dressed Man” will cover it!
Tubularsock does have a plan and this gig is just to infiltrate the heart of the beast!
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Tubularsock: It’s good to see Tubularsock take a shot at the right for a bit instead of just poor beleaguered Obama.
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Now Mike, Tubularsock and you both know that the right is fucked. The only difference between us is that you think there is a difference between Bushbama and the right. There isn’t. In truth Bushbama doesn’t even have rhythm.
Thanks for your comment.
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Stunning uniform, Tube! BTW, the matching hat is a requirement, so hopefully it won’t mess your “spike” up too much. It may just recline & then spring back up, otherwise you’ll have a new ‘do – PDO (Perfect Divine Order) I always say – so why sweat a bad hair day! In that case, don’t lose track of the forest for the trees!
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Ah Dearing ……. so glad you liked it. As you and ZZ Top knows “. . . every girl’s crazy ’bout a sharp dressed man”. So Tubularsock’s aim is to please. The hat top flips open (custom made) by Tubularsock’s Japanese tailor. Styl’n yes? There is no issue for Tubularsock and a bad hair day because he stays out of the forest. Tubularsock does wonder however the age old question …. if Tube’s hair flops over in a forest and no one is around would the trees hear?
Thanks for your comment …….. any snow yet?
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Sharp dressed, indeed and influential, I might add! Yes the snow flew 2-3 weeks ago and some is still on the ground. Temps have been above zero the past few nights – a warming trend??
We shall see. we are keeping the ganga fires burning in Crestonia, so to speak….
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So if ‘ddt’ kills mice, then it is my contention that your DDTT should kill the rats in government (it HAS killed what miniscule amount of gray matter they seem to have, but from my perspective killing their IQ is woefully inadequate at this juncture!) … obviously Tubularsock is NOT a rat, and that is why DDTT has done no lasting harm to him!
Pwr 2 TUBULARSOCK!
GUILLOTINE OUR ELECTED TERRORISTS!
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wolfess you are so correct ……. ddt is very dangerous and should not be used to kill, Of Mice And Men. At least according to Steinbeck. But DDTT has already taken its toll. An extremely low dosage handles the gray matter issue as you have stated and IQ? Moot point.
It is true that Tubularsock is safe. So your solution of “GUILLOTINE OUR ELECTED TERRORISTS!” appears as the only option.
Good thinking, wolfess!
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