TUBULARSOCK SAYS: BULL
Posted: February 1, 2015 in Bull Shit, bull shit as an art formTags: bull shit
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Tubularsock 
Very impressive pile of crap for Michelle’s veggie garden.
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Well the White House is impressive in producing it. Using it on Michelle’s veggie garden brings to Tubularsock’s mind Frank Zappa’s line “don’t eat the yellow snow” for some reason.
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That’s a lot of bull and shit for one person to handle!
Better have a bulldozer handy!
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Good point sojourner. Bring out the heavy equipment. Should be easy to get some since America isn’t using it to rebuild its infrastructure.
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You got that straight! I guess the pigs are saving infrastructure overhaul until we the people are all completely enslaved or dead. That way they won’t have to dip into the ready-reserve!
I also just realized that I should have spelled bulldozer, BULL-dozer, to have really made it punnier!
Oh well, the tumor strikes again!
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Trust Tubularsock, sojourner, you are punnier than you know!
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They don’t really recommend human feces for gardens, or even pet poop — too many parasites, too much risk of disease. Certainly not this much of it, this fresh. If “fresh” is the right word for the same old same old.
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Interesting Linda and likely true except you are making a huge assumption …….. are there HUMANS in the White House?
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I would say that Sasha and Malia are still at least partly human as hopefully their parents’ dismal behavior hasn’t affected them too seriously yet. 🙂
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Oh wolfess, you have got to be kidding ……. name one person you know that hasn’t seriously been affected by”their parents’ dismal behavior”! That is not to say that there are not gradations in both parent and child but most Parents are learning on the job …… so there are mistakes BUT they are learning on the job! Thank you for your comment, wolfess. Tubularsock appreciates your thoughts and insights but your optimism toward Sasha and Malia, though positive, well, it’s too late already. Let us see.
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Now here I was having a perfectly nice morning, drinking my coffee while looking out at the 10 INCHES of snow that has fallen since Monday, when YOU had to go and bring up my ‘beastly franny’ [uh, ‘mother’ to those who never had the misfortune to meet the old hag]! I had to pour out the remainder of my perfectly good cup of coffee and open my bottle of merlot! Sadly, after being REMINDED of parents in general, I must admit that you are right; grrrrrrr 🙂
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First, doesn’t everyone start their day with a good bottle of Merlot and then go to coffee? Tubularsock does.
Tubularsock is sorry to be correct on this one …….. but family is equally as dangerous as al Qaeda! Just another fact.
And 10 inches of snow sounds like a good excuse for a second bottle of Merlot. Enjoy wolfess.
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One thing we know for sure-Tubularsock is no stranger to bullshit!
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Truer words have never been written ……… Tubularsock thanks you Mike.
Tubularsock is a professional in this pasture, I mean field!
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Entertaining blog.
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Thanks tlab. Tubularsock tries to keep all the balls in the air.
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Balls in the air, hmmm. Unfortunately, I was never much a juggling chimp. Great blog.
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Well really, it’s not that difficult. You see Tubularsock throws the first ball up and then keeps it there. Tubularsock has found that chimps are really really smart and if you are able to type on an old typewriter, as photo evidence reveals, then juggling will be a snap for you.
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