TUBULARSOCK SAYS: EMAILS
Posted: March 14, 2015 in 2016 Presidential Election, Delusional, ethics training, Hillary Clinton, NSA, TERRORISTS CREATED BY U.S.Tags: Benghazi, bull shit, CIA, Hillary Clinton, Human Rights American Failure, NSA
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Tags: Benghazi, bull shit, CIA, Hillary Clinton, Human Rights American Failure, NSA
Tubularsock 
I’m more concerned about the arrogance, condescension and political scheming. Can you fix that?
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DrB. Let Tubularsock say this about that ….. One way Tubularsock could change the arrogance, condescension and political scheming is to WIN the Presidential Election in 2016! Immediately Tubularsock will sign his first Executive Order which will be EXECUTIVE ORDER SEVEN in order to confuse the NSA. This move will tie them up for several years trying to review all the MEGA-data to find the missing 6. The second Executive Order which will be EXECUTIVE ORDER SEVEN will further confuse the bureaucratic order of things giving President Tubularsock time to correct arrogance. Once that is complete EXECUTIVE ORDER SEVEN will be implemented via texting showing the “now” style that Pres-Sock has with the youth. EXECUTIVE ORDER SEVEN which is in truth number three will correct condescension. Now riding the wave of successful “CHANGE BECAUSE I CAN”, the new Tubularsock buzz words, as
quotedplanted in the New York Times Tubularsock will implement EXECUTIVE ORDER SEVEN which is really four and political scheming …… oh political scheming …… oh, that may be a problem.But thanks for your comment. Two out of three isn’t bad for a first term.
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Wow! Sojourner completely amazed and confused! Good job, my Capitan! Tubular in 2016!
“Let Tubularsock say this about that…” You have to watch using this kind of opening, remember what happened to the pres who started his statements with, “And uh, furthee more, let me say this about that?” Dallas, November 22nd, remember?
Perhaps, Sojourner could be your overpaid and under-worked speech writer?
Now you have Sojourner talking like Presidente Elect Tubular!
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Thank you so much sojourner for wanting to join The Tubularsock Team For President Pact 2016 (TTTFPP2016).
Yes. There is a high paying easy kick back executive speech writing position open right this minute! And you have all the credentials necessary for the job. You have already saved Tubularsock from being shot from a grassy-knoll.
Tubularsock was thinking about opening up his next speech with, “I have a dream . . .”
What do you think?
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H. Clinton was the first to get the email that Bibi was suiting up…http://wp.me/p2DTjv-4yb
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Thanks Jeff. Tubularsock had missed this well informing informational piece of work. Well done, and you can tell it’s true ……. “the rockets red glare or the bombs bursting in air” …….. nice touch.
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I have some of Hillary’s emails and I refuse to ‘remove’ them. I got friends in ‘low’ places that connect me with the most dirtiest of dirt you’ve never heard of and I spill the beans. If they can lie, so can I. We are now playing “up the ante on lies and dish out the dirt.” I’ll keep you posted on who’s winning THIS particular war. As I am up against some foul mother******, I’m so damn dirty and filthy, my tub is shedding tears of dirty mud. Good thing that I used to mud wrestle in my youth. I am finding that I still got what it takes! LMAO!!
This is a great one Tube!
Tube For President of The United Penal Colonies of Merica (UPC of M) as Sojourner would say! YAAAAAAAY!
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You aren’t friends with MONICA, are you, Shelby?
I’m going to be el presidente Tubular’s speech writer, so he doesn’t get shot in his bunker or elsewhere!
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LOL! Sojourner, compared to what I got, Monica was just, small fry! I gotta tell ya, there was someone BEFORE Monica and AFTER Monica and I’ve got all the juicy cum hither details. Not to let the cat out of the bag, but I’ve got proof that Hillary Clinton underwent a sex change operation that was paid for by Kanye West. In fact, my friend in low places is at this very moment, risking life and limb,(after I most considerately plumped up his/her purse) to collect video proof. Chelsea Clinton was born by virtue of a surrogate. Details to be revealed upon retrieval of video proof and remember, I never ‘doctor’ my proof. I am ever ‘water..uh..above board’, honest and trustworthy as Dick Cheney! LMAO!
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Now Shelby you know the correct information placed at the right time and the right place could affect elections. And the down and dirty is the best. Stay away from Karl Rove. He is a master at deceit.
However, The Tubularsock Exploratory Committee (TTEP) is presently in the process of determining the plausibility of Tubularsock running for President in 2016.
You may want to contact The Committee (TC) and talk with the director to see if there may be a rather overpaid executive position for you in our information retrieval services department.
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I just love overpaid executive positions! My present employment, uh…I mean what used to be my present employment is not going well due to..uh…issues. It is extremely hard to be a dominatrix when I look like someone used my own tools to inflict punishment on me! LMAO!
Your offer couldn’t have come at a better time! I accept! Where do I sign? ROTFLMAO!
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Tubularsock is pleased that you have accepted the “position”. We here in the political world always send the money first to our “fixers” so as to establish the “bond” sort-of-speak. Being a former dominatrix may come in handy “in” your new “position”.
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“I’ve got proof that Hillary Clinton underwent a sex change operation that was paid for by Kanye West”
That Kanye, he is everywhere! I had no idea you were this tied in and under cover. I, quite frankly, am shocked.
Well, then, Tubular should put you on staff as well, with these kinds of connections! Maybe, after he’s elected, he can put you in charge of the CIA, FBI or NSA!
I’m satisfied, if my Capitan hires me, that is, to be his speech writer!
I wonder if he is paying attention, you know how foggy Oakland gets this time of year?!
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Tubularsock IS ALWAYS paying attention. And just now looking out of the top floor corner office windows in the underground bunker overlooking Washington, D.C. from Oakland, CA Tubularsock can see through the fog and can see the TRUTH!
And the truth is that Shelby would make a great FBI Director. And when Tubularsock wins the Presidency in 2016 (which he hasn’t declared that he is running for that office yet because timing is everything) Tubularsock will issue EXECUTIVE ORDER SEVEN which in truth will be five and make Shelby FBI Director.
And then the rest will be history!
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Cool! And then we can rule the world!
Along with speech writer, I would like to oversee the confinement and torture of the elite-swine! Only my torture of them will amount to talking to them every night, all night, and eating lots of beans, so every once in a while, I can give them all a breath of Sojourner-type fresh air!!
Whadayathink, my Capitan?
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Now el speech writer, ahh torture ….. perhaps you should think about the memo from the World Court or at least check out the following Tubularsock post on POWER.
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“Tubularsock was thinking about opening up his next speech with, “I have a dream . . .”
What do you think?”
I think we need to sit down and have a talk, my Capitan! LMAO
How about something more along the lines of, “Hey, Mo!” or “Hi ya BaBE! Nyuck, Nyuck, Nyuck!”
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Your right, my Capitan! I couldn’t do this to anybody but my x wife!;-) It would be cruel and definitely unusual!
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Well, Tubularsock does believe that even the World Court has a special sub-section of the torture laws that exempts X’s. Funny how that is so universal.
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Now that’s what I call tyranny!
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🙂
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Ralph was right, both party suck the butts of their money suppliers, and we end up with ONLY laws about how to make the rich richer. Another war you say? then we’ll just cut one more TRILLION from domestic spending, meaning support for the impoverished, whose number is growing by the second due to jobs being shipped to cheap labor so the rich can get even richer. Wait, let’s cut the super rich folks’ taxes while we’re at it. Yeah Obama said he’d get the troops out of Afghanistan and, ahem Iraq. The troops have left Afghanistan and moved to Pakistan, and four other hot spot countries that can’t be controlled by mere DRONEW bombings. Oh horrors my son and grandchildren will have to deal with 2.3 billion enemies, plus a national debt, plus an enraged impoverished overly incarcerated home brewed “problem.” God Help US! Oh stop me now before I blab on
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dougstuber thank you for taking the time to comment. You’re right on the mark and Tubularsock sees very little, well next to nothing, ok NO WAY will this system change for the better. As they, the one party system, continues the controllers run the show!
Just a side note: Tubularsock loves your blog. You write some powerful and thought provoking work …… thanks for that.
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