This is a paid political announcement and does not reflect the editorial position or implied endorsement of any political candidate even if TUBULARSOCK is by far the best and most qualified candidate running for President of the United States of America in 2016.
The following is a paid political message:
Tubularsock 
Brilliant, my el presidente elect!
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Thanks sojourner.
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Brilliant marketing, Tubular. You need your very own Super PAC.
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Isn’t he brilliant though Jeff? And it is official! Tubularsock has his own Super Pac!
American
Latino
Mexican
Oriental
Neighbors for
Democracy!
“ALMOND is a JOY!” “We’ll NOT go the route of ACORN!” LMAO!!
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Now that it’s official, Tubularsock can concentrate on getting the nuts to vote for him. Thank Shelby.
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Thanks Jeff. Tubularsock does need a Super PAC! Where do you get them. Tubularsock tried Walmart but they already sold out.
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“Tubularsock can concentrate on getting the nuts to vote for him”
I can help with that! My cousin’s husband’s daughter’s, step-sister that is married to my uncle’s niece’s grandson runs a lunatic asylum back up in the hills of ole Virginie…uh…Virginia and folks bring their hidden ‘problems’ to remain hidden from all across America. They are all registered voters. I’ll give cousin Ed a call. That’s 100 million votes right there!
Now, that frees you up to concentrate on other more important things like, figuring out how to keep your hair twist from getting fucked up as you enter Air Force One. You’ve got to stay excellently coiffed!
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Shelby thank your for handling your Cousin Ed for Tubularsock. This is a large advantage keeping all the nuts in a row until election day. Tubularsock is spending much time learning to dip when Tubularsock passes through doorways to practice his Air Force One entry. Really, it’s all hair and shoes ……
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Just out of curiosity, did you focus group your campaign creative and what do the numbers look like?
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DrB. the focus group numbers are where it’s at in modern political campaigns. Do you think Tubularsock would neglect a key ingredient to his Oval Office Success?
Tubularsock can only say that the numbers are numerical. Thank you for your comment.
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Reblogged this on shelbycourtland and commented:
Now, here is a presidential candidate that my new Super Pac can get behind and did.
I want to make a formal announcement. Ahem! Silence please!
The Super Pac ALMOND( we were not affiliated in any way with ACORN) is a JOY is backing Tubularsock for President of the United States of America 2016!
ALMOND stands for:
American
Latino
Mexican
Oriental
Neighbors for
Democracy!
or in other words,
ALMOND
Join
Or
You’ll wish you had!
Tubularsock for president everyone!!!!
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Thank you, Shelby! With ALMOND at Tubularsock’s side victory is in reach! Nuts united within the political shell game will show that the hand is quicker than the eye.
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Is it too soon to roll out an official campaign song? You seem pretty thorough, so maybe that’s already nailed down. – Linda
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A good song is never too early …… a song that will croc me up? Tubularsock will leave it to you on the piano!
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I knew it! I knew it! Tubularsock has always had a lust for power. And now we see it in all its glory!
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“lust for power????” How about “love of country”!!! All Tubularsock’s focus groups say that the latter phrase is the one to use.
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