In every political campaign there are many strategies that are used to gain support for the candidate. And every campaign has stops and starts in their direction to a winning outcome.
How a campaign frames their outreach to communicate with the many diverse power blocks that exist within a country as large as the United States presents many problems for the candidate and his staff.
The political strategists within Tubularsock For President 2016 campaign has settled one issue with his base and have brought his followers back into line with even more enthusiasm than before.
Yet another issue has presented itself that hasn’t been solved by Tubularsock’s staff. They know that the solution is simple if they only could figure it out.
Because Tubularsock feels that he wants to listen to the rank and file of his party he has put out a call to any of his supporters that can figure any flaws in his campaign that need correcting.
Yes, Tubularsock is sitting down face to face with the people of this great Nation and having A Conversation.
Can YOU help?
Tubularsock 
I’m pretty sure that Malcolm X sees some ear wax or some thing?
Excellent, a Tube of the people, finally! The universe’s speed, my Capitan!
But as far as this issue goes, I must defer to Shelby, since I am whiter than you! I am so white I can get completely lost in a snow drift! But when it comes to good music, I am at least tanned: Mo-Town, Soul, Funk, Jazz!
But I can help you, my president elect, since thirty-plus percent of the public is ‘obese’, and I myself am a proud tubby! I can make some suggestions to get the rotund vote! Here is just one, get the skinny ass, bulimics off of our asses!
We’re here, we’re fat, and that’s that! No More Rotund Discrimination!
Does this help?
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What? ………ear wax you say?
Tubularsock hopes Shelby will know what is wrong but you’re Tubularsock’s head speech writer! And you are tanish.
But Tubularsock hears your speciality ……. dude, size matters! Tubularsock will make his first speech in the Capitol Rotunda about Rotund Discrimination! What do you think?
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Yes, size does matter, and I’ll leave it at that;-)
This is why you are my hero!
We fatties knew we could count on you to ‘hold us up’! We have been mocked too hard and for far too long, it is time for ROTUND LIBERATION! A turkey in every pot and two gallons of Rocky Road in every refrigerator! Damn the health stores, full speed ahead to Arby’s, Dairy Queen and Pizza Slut!
Better get that truss mended, my Capitan!
Oh, and ‘tanish’ will not effect my speech writing. In fact, and with your permission, of course, I will begin the speech on the Rotund under the Rotunda!
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Best to leave “size matters” and concentrate on weightier issues. Tubularsock does like the new Rotund Liberation Movement! And yes to Rocky Road and lets have it in the Rotunda!
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Some spelling issues no doubt. ‘Asia Minor – Where Capitalism’s Rubber Meets The
Blackskinned Road’. ‘Remember, 2016 Is An Olympics Year’. ‘Sloganeering Brought The Vietnam War To It’s Inevitable End’.
Helpful?
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Don, Tubularsock thanks you for clearing that up. Tubularsock has always been weak in spelling. Should have known. The Olympics and the Vietnam War do have a lot in common Tubularsock will turn all this over to the campaign committee. Thanks.
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“You called?” Don’t worry, the Black vote is YOURS Tubularsock for President 2016!
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Our mission statement: To assure the African community that was stripped from the shores of Africa and stripped yet again on the shores of America that a political party will be found that will be representative of all African bodies that have been relocated to America, willingly or unwillingly. Before pledging our support behind ANY candidate for public office, that candidate must first be vetted to the ninth degree and then a few degrees more. The issues that are of importance to the new African movement must be addressed and not just given lip service and “Wham bam, thank you ma’am for our vote, now get the fuck outta here!” No way, will we allow this to happen. Candidates will be held accountable for their actions when we put our hard earned money on the line. We expect results and if we don’t get them. Hell hath no fury!
Tubularsock has been most thoroughly vetted and he meets all qualifications and therefore, has the backing of the NAACT PAC!
Tubularsock for President of the United States of America 2016!
Now, with ALMOND is a JOY PAC onboard and with the NAACT PAC onboard, we are scooping up the voting blocs and how!
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“Tubularsock has been most thoroughly vetted”?
Hey, I know a great vet, but she only handles cats and dogs! Maybe she could make an exception, I don’t know?
Wow, this is getting heavy! I haven’t heard anything like all these comments since I stopped watching CNN and MSNBC!
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sojourner, hey dude thanks for the vet’s phone number, we got “all the way” to the 9th degree! Not kidding, she’s hot!
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Tubularsock wants to thank all his loyal PAC member of both the NAACT and all the nuts over at ALMOND. We are all united in a common goal to “bring back, oh bring back, oh bring back MY America to ME!”
We will not stand by and let our brothers and sisters not have justice and equality for all (except Dick Cheney, at least to start!).
After being vetted beyond the 9th degree, Tubularsock stands before each and everyone of you
with the telephone number of this cute vet that sojourner turned me on towith a clear record.Thank you for your support!
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No problemo! We got cho back! LOL!
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That two-timing, cheating female in a lab coat, she told me she was in love with me, right after she castrated my dog! See if I ever buy her a box of Purina dog chow again!
But your magnificent presence, power and animal magnetism just got to her, my Capitan! At least I lost to a much better man, a much better human being! So how was she?
Oh well, I still have the zoologist with the lisp!
No problem, as you point out, we have much bigger fish to fry, like Dick Cheney, so amour will have to wait, at least for me, the sojourner, sojourning out here in the wilderness!
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Some guys will fall for anyone in a uniform!
Dude never trust a passing lab coat!
Tubularsock thinks you may have gone
a bit over the top with the animal magnetism thing.
Magnificent presence has help Tubularsock get a taco at Taco Bell once, however.
It is best to let amour wait on the campaign trail except for Bill with a cigar!
Thanks for your comment. Tubularsock is leaving the bunker and off to Mission Street in San Francisco this evening. Wild!
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Hey Tubularsock, you are a shoein. You aren’t a Bush nor a Clinton that is a major asset. If you want the “Black” vote just make sure that the police structure is dominated by Blacks. You already have the “super sized vote” what’s left? Oh “Latinos” well makes sure there are a lot of Latinos in the Police Department too. Stay away from those lobbyists. They may mean big money but they are a big NO NO.
Leslie
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Hey thanks Leslie for your comment and welcome. Tubularsock’s major asset is that he is not somebody else like Clinton or a Bush. So very true. Tubularsock looks in the mirror every morning and repeats, “Tubularsock is so happy that he is not Clinton and Bush” and feels so much better.
I’ll consider your cop advice but cops are cops so don’t show Tubularsock “no stinking badges”!
As a rule Tubularsock doesn’t hang around lobbies much.
I like your “The Senator’s Blues” song …. right the money:
https://swo8.wordpress.com/2015/04/02/the-senators-blues-by-swo8-blues-jazz/
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I bet you’re glad you aren’t a Clinton or Bush! That’s enough to make any decent soul feel good!
Leslie
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“Tubularsock is leaving the bunker and off to Mission Street in San Francisco this evening. Wild!”
You lucky dog! Tube got it that way!
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As you know from our long friendship-you can always count on me to try to line up the Black vote.
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Michael, Tubularsock has no doubt that you would be able to do that. You have a proven record! Thanks.
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