Tubularsock

As we all know as Americans that when it comes to raising money for running for President of The United States candidates ask THE PEOPLE to send them a dollar or two to help with their grassroots campaign. And each American voter from each of the Incorporated Political Parties, there are two AND ONLY TWO because we are a democracy, use those dollars to promote their candidate.

The first thing Tubularsock is changing is the two party system! No, don’t get Tubularsock wrong there will still be only two parties, AND ONLY TWO because we are a democracy, but the current Democrats and Republican Parties will become one party called RepubliCRats because they represent only the corporate state anyway. And then there’ll but Tubularsock’s party called DemocraTube which will represent the PEOPLE.

Oh sure, everything else will be in place. You know, like ONLY the DemocraTube Party and the RepublicRats Party can debate each other on national TV because we are a democracy. And any voices that are divergent from the standard tried and true rhetoric will be dismissed as quacks and conspiracy theorists because WE ARE a democracy and a democracy ONLY EVER has two political parties!

Of course secret PACs are ok because that is where the PEOPLE secretly put money into campaigns and secret campaign money from the PEOPLE is another form of transparency because WE ARE A DEMOCRACY!