PAID POLITICAL ANNOUNCEMENT #3

Posted: April 28, 2015 in 2016 Presidential Election
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I want you…me too

This is a paid political announcement and does not reflect the editorial position or implied endorsement of any political candidate even if TUBULARSOCK is by far the best and most qualified candidate running for President of the United States of America in 2016.

The following is a paid political message:

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Within the body politic there is always an assortment of citizen that are not “courted” by the mainstream candidates and thereby never get their voices heard, even if they are for the birds.

Tubularsock is attempting to collect the tired, the poor, the huddled masses yearning to breathe freedom as well as the beer swelling, sports fixated, TV addicted, obtuse Americans that seem to dominate the American culture.

Using this political strategy Tubularsock plans to sweep to VICTORY in 2016.

IF YOU CAN’T IN GOOD CONSCIENCES VOTE FOR TUBULARSOCK FOR PRESIDENT IN 2016 THEN JUST STAY HOME FROM THE POLLS. A 100% YES VOTE IS THE GOAL!

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Comments
  1. swo8 says:

    You’ve got my vote.
    Leslie

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  2. Don’t know if I count as “huddled masses” but tired and poor ring a bell, and I kind of like breathing. So logically, you must be the candidate for me. I have the uneasy feeling that I have voted for worse ones. MUCH worse. – Linda

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  3. sojourner says:

    I ditto what Linda said!

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  4. Michael Fuhrig says:

    Tube–please join the Republican Party. You could out crazy all the loonies they are going to trot out for 2016. And you have two things they’ll never have: intelligence and a sense of humor!!

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    • tubularsock says:

      Thanks Mike. Tubularsock is crazy but even he has limits as compared to those Republicans! But whatever you do don’t get fooled by those Democrats. They are just closeted crazy!

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  5. donzo442 says:

    You’ve got my vote and it seems my request to be able to vote my conscience has caused a bit of a stir in Gila County Arizona. Evidently I’m not able to vote for any write in candidate. In Arizona, any write in candidate MUST be certified by the State of Arizona. Remembering of course that Arizona is the domicile of the War Lord Sheriff Joey Arpaio of Maricopastan. Sheriff Joey recently gained fame for spying on the wife of a federal judge.

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