WE ALL NEED HELP!
Often Tubularsock finds himself, as a normal person, in a crazy world. So he seeks help. And when the Wild Turkey is gone and the pot supply is low and the wine just isn’t cutting it and the videos are just boring well Tubularsock seeks counsel. LONG LIVE PSYCHO-TUBE! (even if he does says so himself, and he does!)
Tubularsock 
zoning out? ah, you…
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L/T Tubularsock is ALWAYS zoned FAR OUT. Goes with the territory.
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Hey Tubularsock, watch out for all that Tryptophan in your turkey. I hear your Thanksgiving is coming up soon.
Leslie
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Don’t you even worry your pretty wise head about it Leslie. Tubularsock doesn’t do thanksgiving because Tubularsock wouldn’t even sit down with a fucking Pilgrim! The Indigenous People did and looked what happened to them! No, leave the turkeys to the turkeys and FUCK the Pilgrims!
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FBL ( full belly laugh)
Leslie
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Methinks a shroom weekend foray is warranted for the Tuby.
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Well Lou, you know what old Ben Franklin used to say, “a shroom in time saves nine” or something like that.
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So this is the reason for the hair! I have always wondered!
One might say, you really got in Siggy’s head here! How was his mother doing in there, by the way?
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Hair is always useful sojourner. Glad you’re clear. That is a major issue between Sig and Tubularsock. Tubularsock is sleeping with Sig’s mother and he wants too. Tubularsock has been working with him on his mother issues for some time now. Tube will tell him you asked.
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You are Sig’s father? I had no idea you were this old!
Great, also tell Sig I said he still needs to get a real job!;-)
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Visualize DaddyTube and Sig in the sandbox creating small voodoo dolls with large penises of each other while thinking of the woman of their dreams while on coke.
With Sig dreaming of the day when he could have a real job as a “greedy, patriarchal power tripper, cocaine addict “. (a hat tip to Genie for this information)
Yes Tubularsock DOES get around and Tubularsock is just a young version of an old man. Sig’s mother is smoken’ hot!
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Oh Vey! Anything but the sell-out Freidenstein.
Threw women under the bus after discovering they were raped and molested, wrote an article about it, was told he had better retract it (because all his shrink pals were pedophiles) so he did, and made up ‘penis envy’ and other propaganda, that served him well being the greedy, patriarchal power tripper that he was, cocaine addict too.
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Now hold on Genie, you sound like you just don’t appreciate “greedy, patriarchal power tripper cocaine addicts”. How intolerant of you!
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Be advised, advice is forthwith.
To truly embrace the spiritual aspect of all things psychically spiritual and/or otherwise, one MUST seek out, find, and then consume the original Owsley’s LSD 25. A truly divine substance of spiritual revelation. Only the ORIGINAL Owsley’s LSD 25 will turn the trick. Gospel truth there boy.
IF one is able to find the original Owsley’s LSD 25, well goddamn it, don’t hog the blotters.
Nuff said.
Be steeped in the psycho-therapeutic methodology and enjoy the ride. Remember to buckle up and keep your arms and legs inside the ride at all times.
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Tubularsock will heed the oracles advice on this subject and Tubularsock will follow all the safety tips that have been advised. Tubularsock knows that once you are on a journey god knows where your arms and legs will end up. The spiral starts from within even if you are only renting the space.
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I’m glad to see that, for you..”help is on the way..” You need it, but then, don’t we all??…
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There is always help to get steeped in!
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Sounds to me like a nutritional deficiency. Try eating more fish.
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Ahhh fish ……. that’s what Tubularsock needs, more mercury!
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