You know Tubularsock is sitting in his top floor corner office minding his own business and thinking ………….. OH SHIT!
Obummer’s speech ……… pissing in the wind!
Solutions that are totally in fantasy land …… Really, like no kidding.
The San Bernardino attack …….. not a thing that Obummer recommended even comes close to stopping this kind of animosity!
No! Write San Bernardino off to COLLATERAL DAMAGE …… PURE AND SIMPLE!
You want to stop ISIS?
No bombing anybody ………….. not necessary!
The United States Government IMMEDIATELY places economic sanctions on Saudi Arabia, Kuwait, Qatar and Israel!
The funding comes from these areas. The Banks of the United States FREEZE all funds from ANYONE from those countries ………… PERIOD!
ISIS would be defeated without a shot.
You know, Tubularsock always says: “The simplest solution is ALWAYS the easiest.”
So why doesn’t Obommer do this ……….
WELL ASK THE FUCKER!
https://www.whitehouse.gov/contact
HELL YOU KNOW HOW IT WORKS ……… ASK EVERYDAY UNTIL JANUARY 1ST!
You know Tubularsock doesn’t know all of this trending shit but some of you do ……….. Social Media is powerful so those of you that know how to use it ………….
PLEASE DO!
Tubularsock 
Me neither, Tube! I ain’t got no social skills or social media skills either, nor do I got no good Inglish. I still talk with my mouth, not my thumbs.
But we both know why Obomber doesn’t do any of this, don’t we? He’s the Zionist and royal elite’s ace of all aces in the hole! Obomber is Reagan, Bush 1, Mr Hillary and George 2 all wrapped up in one, only with a natural tan. I’ve never seen a more kiss-ass, compliant asshole in the office, and I go back more than a few admins.
You know, at first, Barack had me a little fooled. He came off as sincere and intelligent. And he may have some intelligence, but he’s anything but sincere. And besides, the reason he fooled me was because of Bush 2. After that low-life dumb-ass, anyone would seem sincere and intelligent. Hell, even I would seem sincere and intelligent, if you can believe that?
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Yes, sojourner ……. Tubularsock is on the same page with you and next we’ll have a woman do their bidding so we’re fucked. But just when was it that we weren’t? So being fucked is a way of life but there is always fucking Mickey Mouse and fucking Christmas. Joy to the World, sojourner!
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“But just when was it that we weren’t?”
Never!
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By George, I think you’ve got it! Maybe we could all email Obummer. Do you have his address?
Leslie
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No Leslie, it’s BY BARACK not George. He was the last total fuck. They all look alike.
Obummer’s email address in right there. Just press the link and go for it!
Thanks for your comment.
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Oh you’re right it isn’t George.
Leslie
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Oh course I’m right, Leslie ……… I’m Tubularsock!
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It does not do any good to write to that dirty, filthy, vile, corrupt piece of shit! I’ve cussed him via emails so many times, I think it’s why my laptop blew up! And as you say, “We’re ALL fucked!” Now, where’s the goddamn grease ’cause I’m NOT appreciating a sore as hell ass!
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Now Shelby, the act of speaking out isn’t for fuck-stick-Obummer that is a lost cause. No the act of speaking out is so when it continues to go to shit YOU can say …I TOLD YOU SO!
It’s just an ego trick ’cause otherwise you just sit and brood, boil, and bake.
Change is from within and that is all there happens to be, so use it!
And just a word of advice ……… grease is often a great idea. And you are helping the petroleum industry and Christmas is coming. Jingle you bell!
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HA! HA! LMSAO=Laughing My Sore Ass Off! You’re a one-man riot!!!!
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Social medium? Isn’t that the gooey stuff what gets swiped on a petri dish? You know, so the gooey stuff can “incubate?”
Email the White House? That’s some funny shit right there boy…
All emails directed to ‘The White House’ are automatically redirected to their spam folder.
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Well Don, you are correct about “social medium” and often after incubation it turns into spam. And there in is the stealth approach to slowing the WH to a stop. The spam-folder fills to the point that it starts to run over and the “gooey stuff” covers the floors and then success.
One has to start someplace and the spam-goo-stuff is “our” in. Oh sure Tubularsock has a non-sticky-suit to be able to infiltrate the WH!
And you too can have one by sending cash (small unmarked bills — but a lot) to THE TUBULARSOCK DRESS FOR LESS TERRORIST CLOTHING SHOPPE, LTD.
Thanks for you comment and giving Tubularsock this idea.
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I found an interesting article on Business Insider that has a poll where the general public give their take on what they want to be changed. See link below.
http://www.businessinsider.com.au/new-poll-americans-want-everything-2011-11
A quote from a guy named Karl Schwarz who writes articles on Rense.com sums up this attitude perfectly when he says:
“Americans seem to want their salvation delivered to the door like a pizza. It has never worked that way.”
Does it occur to folks that solutions are not going to just fall from the sky?
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Jason, Tubularsock thanks you for the link …….. it is an uphill battle. Americans have been asleep to much of the outside world and are in “dreamland” with that American Exceptionalism shit.
Some are just waking up but they still haven’t figured out they have been sold a bill of goods.
Thank you for the comment.
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What’s a revolution on Twitter called?
The freaks know what we think and they don’t care about our wanting Justice and Peace.
Social media is useless against the bankers and their politicians.
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A Twitterlution, of course!
Well Genie you are correct but really it would depend on the size of the response and the “live action” that would have to occur. If an action was created that caused an economic impact similar to the Occupy Movement the power structure becomes more attentive.
Chances are a long shot and the results would be attacked but any large sustained action that causes banks, corporations, and government to be impacted in the pocketbook is the only revolution that would have a chance of putting on the pressure.
Just a thought.
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Well it looks looks like Obama abandoned his pretext of fight ISIS yesterday and attacked the Syrian Army (Assad and the Syrian Army have been the real target right along): http://stuartjeannebramhall.com/2015/12/09/us-attacks-syrian-military-world-awaits-russian-response/
The attack occurred in an ISIS controlled area – by attacking the Syrian Army Obama made sure it would stay under ISIS control.
British prime minister David Cameron also ordered an attack on the Syrian Army.
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Thank you for the link DrB. Tubularsock’s only response is, what took them so long. It had to happen. And of course the response, “not us” is perfect. Surprised they didn’t blame the Russians!
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Tubularsock, I wonder … Is all this socialistic medium-tedium stuff just our so-called grownup equivalent to letters to santa, asking for shit we know will never be under our genuine artificial life-like pre-decorated christmas trees? Worth a shot maybe, and at least the NSA will know what we really want. Making them give a damn may require a bit more than finger pointing … What the hell, happy holly-jolly days, everyone — I’m dodging my colorful family for the duration, so maybe sometimes I do get what I need? Except for peace and justice and a system that works for people, that is. – Linda
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An excellent observation Linda but trust Tubularsock the NSA already knows even before we do what we want. HO, HO, HO …………………
Sorry to have you miss your “colorful family” stories but sometime Santa does come through when you least expect it!
And remember if a fat man comes down your chimney wanting cookies and milk call the cops to have him shot! One can never be too safe!
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