Leslie, bad is a weak term for what it is. Tubularsock has, over the years, come up with a response to those that wish Tubularsock a Merry Christmas while walking down the street.
A stranger comes along, smiles and says, “Merry Christmas”.
Tubularsock stops and yells (like I’m really mad …. I’m not. It’s an inside joke to Tubularsock) SAME TO YOU FELLA, AND SO’S YOUR MOTHER! And walks on.
Leaves them standing with their mouth open with a look of “What in the fuck is wrong with that guy”.
But at many a Christmas dinner this encounter is discussed for sure.
It’s Tubularsock’s contribution to the “Christmas Spirit”.
Thank you Leslie. That is very sweet of you to do. It will make Tubularsock think twice before he trips the next old granny that he meets on the street.
I don’t blame you! I am SO angered by ALL of this sickening hypocrisy, I’ve got to check to make sure I haven’t burst a blood vessel or something. Thank goodness I have no fatty deposits in my arteries or I’d be a goner by now. I’m merely fermented.
Keep your head down, I don’t think it’s over quite yet. Remember, the AFTER Christmas sales start December 26th! And when you’re riding your bike, watch out for the hundreds of thousands of trees lying up against the curb! They’re there because we LUUUUUUV this planet and are concerned about climate change and the ozone layer! Apparently, as always, Amerikans received a huge ass package of hypocrisy.
Democrats roasting over an open fire…
Donald Trump nipping at their ass…
Republican debates going on and on…
And not one candidate with any class….
We know that 2016 is,,,
On its way…
And it going to be filled
with Bullshit at play…
So hold your breath..
and your nose…
And that’s the way our
Election process goes…
Sung (roughly) to the tune of The Christmas Song with apologies to Nat King Cole
Sojourner, Tubularsock hopes that at least you did some dusting while you were under your bed hiding out. Didn’t your mother tell you to use your time wisely or something?
Tubularsock will follow your advice and surface around the 4th but it will be March. One can’t be too cautious around these fuckers!
Now THAT WAS depressing. Does present the perfect example of what is so fucked up about Mormons! Well, except “Jack-Mormons”. The only ones that Tubularsock hung out with as we smoked, drank, and danced.
Tubularsock
All clear.
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Hariod, if that was only true ……. Tubularsock knows better than that.
It is NEVER clear. That is how it was designed.
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It’s that bad is it?
Leslie
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Leslie, bad is a weak term for what it is. Tubularsock has, over the years, come up with a response to those that wish Tubularsock a Merry Christmas while walking down the street.
A stranger comes along, smiles and says, “Merry Christmas”.
Tubularsock stops and yells (like I’m really mad …. I’m not. It’s an inside joke to Tubularsock) SAME TO YOU FELLA, AND SO’S YOUR MOTHER! And walks on.
Leaves them standing with their mouth open with a look of “What in the fuck is wrong with that guy”.
But at many a Christmas dinner this encounter is discussed for sure.
It’s Tubularsock’s contribution to the “Christmas Spirit”.
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I’m sendng a hug to you.
Leslie
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Thank you Leslie. That is very sweet of you to do. It will make Tubularsock think twice before he trips the next old granny that he meets on the street.
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I don’t blame you! I am SO angered by ALL of this sickening hypocrisy, I’ve got to check to make sure I haven’t burst a blood vessel or something. Thank goodness I have no fatty deposits in my arteries or I’d be a goner by now. I’m merely fermented.
Keep your head down, I don’t think it’s over quite yet. Remember, the AFTER Christmas sales start December 26th! And when you’re riding your bike, watch out for the hundreds of thousands of trees lying up against the curb! They’re there because we LUUUUUUV this planet and are concerned about climate change and the ozone layer! Apparently, as always, Amerikans received a huge ass package of hypocrisy.
Thanks Tubularsock!
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Thanks Shelby. Be careful with THEIR “sickening hypocrisy” in truth it is much like “fatty deposits”. Fermented is good!
Tubularsock will take your advice and stay low at least until the trees are pickup from the curbs.
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Oh damn Tubularsock, you crack me up. Brilliant!
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Thank you so much, Don.
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Democrats roasting over an open fire…
Donald Trump nipping at their ass…
Republican debates going on and on…
And not one candidate with any class….
We know that 2016 is,,,
On its way…
And it going to be filled
with Bullshit at play…
So hold your breath..
and your nose…
And that’s the way our
Election process goes…
Sung (roughly) to the tune of The Christmas Song with apologies to Nat King Cole
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Wow Mike, you are a poet and don’t know it but your feet show it, their
Long Fellows.
But really, that is well done and true besides. Nat would be proud of you!
Wasn’t Nat King Cole that early rap singer?
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If Nat King Cole ain’t proud of him, dead though he is, I am!
That rhyme in its entirety was SO very true! It filled me with even more despair than I am already filled with, but still true, nevertheless!
Great job! 10 stars for that one!
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Do not open til January 4th, to be safe.
I hung out under my bed the last three days, and I still heard some “ho, ho, hos!” and “jingle bells.”
Oh the humanity!
Bah Humbug, I say!
Am I repeating myself here?
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Sojourner, Tubularsock hopes that at least you did some dusting while you were under your bed hiding out. Didn’t your mother tell you to use your time wisely or something?
Tubularsock will follow your advice and surface around the 4th but it will be March. One can’t be too cautious around these fuckers!
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If I had followed my mothers advice, I wouldn’t have had any dust bunnies to keep me company. They are quite verbal, you know!
Every day, in ever way, I’m getting worse!
March 3rd sounds good. Those damn “fuckers”!
But beware the Ides of March! You know what happened to Julius!
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Julius? Didn’t he become an Orange?
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Perhaps I could suggest the light switch song from The Book of Mormon: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjCfE1n6nW4
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Now THAT WAS depressing. Does present the perfect example of what is so fucked up about Mormons! Well, except “Jack-Mormons”. The only ones that Tubularsock hung out with as we smoked, drank, and danced.
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