You know the thing about austerity is it always is a great goal for the other guy.
Tubularsock doesn’t know if anyone has noticed yet but have you stopped and added up how much all the candidates for president are spending so far and there is still a year of spending left to do.
All for a $400,000.00 a year job?
In fact what should be said to each candidate is …….. “Go out and GET a real job, deadbeat!”
But no, we as a culture have hyped the circus up and the hilarious thing is that the “public” still think they are part of it. Shitttttttt!
Now even the dumbest citizen out there in never-never-land called AmeriKKKa can not believe that any of the candidates (except for Tubularsock) are running for a measly 400K job so as to help their “fellow-citizens”.
No, when you have some startup computer programmers starting at $90 to $150 thousand and more …….. $400K? Chump change!
So gosh, why would any of them want that low paying job?
Well, sure Tubularsock has figured out the answer:
It is the 1% practicing AUSTERITY!
Hey, it’s literally the least they can do!
Tubularsock 
Nice wheels, does it go with the job?
Leslie
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No Leslie. It comes at the end of the job.
The job comes with a helicopter, a big ol’ jet plane and a limo.
Nothing but the best ………
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Also big time security.
Leslie
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Oh yeah …… an entire staff of secret service that are willing to share their whores!
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That’s the way it goes.
Leslie
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Size matters? Oh shit!
Well, this explains it, this explains why my wife left me!
I wondered why she called me Shorty!!
I didn’t know there was a presidential election coming up. Didn’t we just have one in 2000?
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Your wife left you because you were running for President on a “short” budget?
Wow, that doesn’t say much for her view of democracy.
Yeah, we have an election every 3.5 minutes. Hey, this is the 21st Century!
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Yep, she ran out on me, and right when I might have become the biggest Dick in the world! Can you imagine?
Sorry, I couldn’t resist, either time!
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sojourner you never have to explain to Tubularsock not going after the perfect set up! That are what straight men do for you! Nice play!
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Electile dysfunction! Amerika has a really tiny dick and therefore, penis envy becomes a national obsession.
The Obomber makes 400K? The chump works for chump change. Uncle Tom would expect more than that.
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Yes, so true Don, Uncle Tom would have never stepped as low as step-an-fetch-it-Obummer. But you forget that Uncle Tom was of the Black Persuasion! And Obummer is a CIA trained Oreo and it’s that “white” filling that is the problem!
As for penis envy, well that seems to be a national obsession for sure EVEN when we pull it out as is Vietnam!
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“sojourner you never have to explain to Tubularsock not going after the perfect set up! That are what straight men do for you! Nice play!”
Thanks, Tube!
Well then, have you ever been to Niagra Falls? NIAGRA FALLS, slowly I turned, step by step, inch by inch, and then I….;-)
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I say we not only have those flokking narcissistic hoarding dregs practice austerity, but assist them in the proper diet for said austerity — cauliflower, brussels sprouts, and sardines — that’ll keep them regular, AND make them thankful for an occasional Mickey D hamburger!
Pwr 2 the peons!
GUILLOTINE 99% AUSTERITY!
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wolfess you are such the “health-nut”! Tubularsock loves the sardines. That should work.
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Have you ever noticed how constipated 1%ers look? Actually I feel their pain, and I just want to do whatever I can to bring them a sense of relief … 😀
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Your compassion is so underwhelming! Tubularsock detects, ahhh, something.
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From what I hear, a growing number of young people are simply switching the TV off. The 2016 election campaign is reality TV primarily aimed at the aging Baby Boomer demographic.
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DrB. Tubularsock feels you are correct …… if it isn’t on that cell phone thingee, it ain’t happening!
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