Tubularsock

tubularsock says:

Shelby, thank you so much for asking this question.

As Tubularsock’s GRASS ROOTS Madison-Avenue-Think-Tank-Public-Relations-Super-Pac has often said: Tubularsock is one of you people!

Common people are the core of the American Working Classes and Tubularsock is in favor of YOU common people working!

For far too long you common people have been without jobs but not if Tubularsock is chosen by the down trodden masses to be President of these United States.

NO! You common people will work two, three, four, maybe even FIVE jobs to work off the FREE credit cards that Tubularsock has been passing out at every campaign rally.

Together WE can make America great again! And triple compound interest is the life-blood of America and YOU working to pay that credit off for your entire life, will be able to pass that family credit debt on to your children and their children’s children! THAT IS THE MEANING OF FAMILY! AND FAMILIES MAKE AMERICA GREAT!

And Tubularsock supports the MEANING OF FAMILY!

Now we all know, Shelby that politicians lie.

But Tubularsock is not a politician!

No, Tubularsock is just a Common Folk, just like YOU. And common folk don’t lie.

Now many politicians promise a chicken in every pot or a pork chop on every plate.
But these are FALSE promises!

But if you vote for Tubularsock on election day you will receive an AMERICAN MADE 105” HD-3D Sumetono Television Set with the sports channel built in!

Yes ……… it will be placed right at the top of your Tubularsock Credit Card for all to see.
Go ahead impress you neighbors ……. you deserve it!

And sure delivery is FREE, because TUBULARSOCK CARES.

And thank you, you common folk and feel FREE to ask any other questions of Tubularsock because TOGETHER WE CAN WIN!

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