In The Middle Of It All . . . Michael Jackson Gentrified!
Now Tubularsock really has seen it all and most of it is just plain unadulterated shit!
And this doesn’t “Take The Cake” because that Cake was taken a way long time ago.
BUT it is more of a WHAT-THE-FUCK moment ………
Beloved Hollywood is going to make a Road-Trip-Movie about a maybe true story of Michael Jackson, Elizabeth Taylor and Marlon Brando taking a car trip after 9/11 from New York to California. Spoiler alert …… they only make it to Ohio!
But hey, Hollywood made bank on all those Road films with Bing Crosby and Bob Hope back in the day so why not, Right.
On the other hand, who gives a flying fuck ……. oh yeah, Americans! Meaning U.S. Americans, so eager to follow the stars and forget the demise of their own lives.
This wouldn’t hardly be rated as interesting except for the GREATER STORY.
Michael Jackson will be played by Joseph Fiennes A WHITE BRITISH GUY!
Tubularsock figures that “Black-Face” is back! Yesss’em!
With all the Black actors in the world …….. ahhh, WHAT?
Oh yeah, this is post racial America where racism is a thing of the past.
The only thing Tubularsock can figure is that President Barack has played such a convincing White-guy-President that Hollywood figured that a White-guy too could play a Black-guy entertainer. Nice, prejudice is over!
So sure, Tubularsock can see Bill Clinton playing Bill Cosby in a new hit film Sleep Tight My Pretty, Daddy’s Home.
Tubularsock 
I’m dying to see “Sleep Tight My Pretty, Daddy’s Home.” Sounds even better than Fifty Shades of Gray. When’s it coming out?
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Well, from a press release from Tubularsock’s Films, Ltd. it appears to be going to be released in the Spring when “sex” films are more ripe with poignancy. Stay tuned.
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Will Bill be playing a coming out of the closet bisexual transgendered homicidal necrophiliac? To be politically correct, we must consider all types of freak. Ya can’t get freakier than Bill playing Bill on the silver screen!
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No 1Earth, “the closet bisexual transgendered homicidal necrophiliac” role has already been filled. Hillary’s hidden side, she’s a natural and she does some great kinky-shit with top secret emails too!
Bill is way less complex. You know, stick it in, pull it out and then deny, deny, deny. Then repeat.
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I figured the part would go to Leo DiCaprio.
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Just goes to show you, Don, that among others you are with odds with Hollywood too!
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Hollywood does seem to have something of an obsession with British actors of late. Then again, we Brits made Ghandi with our own Ben Kingsley in the lead role, and he’s only a tiny bit Indian.
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It’s all in the theatrical ebb and flow. Or whom is sleeping with whom upon the casting couch. Or is that who …… who knows?
Perhaps the fact that Kingsley being “only a tiny bit Indian” got him the part. After all Gandhi was rather slight himself.
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It boggles the mind.
Leslie
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It certainly does, Leslie.
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“… they only make it to Ohio!”
They need to go no further to find paradise! Okay, let’s hear it, OH! IO! OH! IO!
I thought that singer I worked with, all those years ago, looked familiar. I remember telling him, You need to get some sun, and what happened to your nose?
Hollywood, lived near there once. Talk about people not in touch with reality!!
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“Talk about people not in touch with reality!” It’s the fracking!!!! 🙂
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In Ohio or Hollywood?;-)
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Well … they frack in California, but they PHUQ in Hollywood (that’s why about the time you get used to 2 actors being married they divorce b/c one or both of them phuqued someone else!) 🙂
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wolfess, Tubularsock has been thinking about the meaning of your “PHUQ” phrase. Do you mean, “playing hump under quilts”? Just wondered.
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My Goddess you are intelligent Tube — yes, that is EXACTLY what I meant! Not only do you have an outstanding sense of humor, but you are also of superior intellect, AND you have amazing way with words! I obviously have no choice but to not only vote for you in November, but I see that I truly must help you get elected … I serve at your pleasure President Tubularsock!
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Thank you so much for your support for the TUBULARSOCK FOR PRESIDENT 2016 campaign.
Your future assistance is appreciated.
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Yeah, surprise they didn’t just wrap up their aimless ways and settled in paradise but life handed them only an intermission in Ohio.
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And what an intermission it must have been! Of course, you know I am not serious, right?!;-)
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sojourner, YOU’RE NOT SERIOUS? Hmmm. Tubularsock is so surprised. Yes, Tubularsock noticed that. But you’re still fun …………
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“So sure, Tubularsock can see Bill Clinton playing Bill Cosby …”
Well they certainly have way too much in common!
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Yep. It’s all in the way that they use their drugs.
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Are we talking Viagra or Cialis????? 😀
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wolfess Tubularsock doesn’t believe that either had erectile dysfunction. But both had mental dysfunction and whatever pill strong enough to penetrate that issue is the pill that’s needed!
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Ahhhh, mental dysfunction … I hope that drug comes in a VERY large economy size as all of our elected terrorists are in desperate need of that particular drug!
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It does come in extra large amounts and the great thing is that Tubularsock has a wholesale outlet to provide them with a deep discount if they promise to use it regularly.
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I was redirected here by 1EarthUnited. I cannot make a comprehensible comment right now because I am in the midst of spontaneously combusting while at the same time, my head is exploding, propelling it into deep space!
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Tubularsock has warned you before to be careful who you take directions from Shelby! Tubularsock hopes you enjoy deep space. Tubularsock has heard it is rather nice this time of year.
When you pick up the pieces, do return.
You know it is good to let out your emotions and not hold them inside, ahh on second thought ……..
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LOL! I figured there would be an ‘on second thought’, cause you know what happens when I ‘let out MY emotions’. Everybody DUCK!!! I’m SO bad!!
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Yes, your explanation is a drastic understatement. Tubularsock took the liberty of contacting the seismic station to warn them of a possible eruption on their earthquake readings. But it appears that the champagne Tubularsock sent you has kicked it. Whew! We’re all saved this time!
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Tubularsock, At first, I thought you must be kidding, and I was about to chastise you for being so WAY, WAY beyond implausible with this one!
Then I thought … hell, it’s so damned ludicrous, it’s all but inevitable. It’s bound to be true, if not yet, then this is more of your news before it happens, that’s all. You can’t possibly make this shit up. What a country we live in.
And now … you have me wondering who might be cast in some future biopix. Jackie Chan as George Washington? Tom Hanks as Martin Luther King? And when the time comes, who should portray the great Tubularsock himself? I can’t even imagine — I’ll leave such speculation for your savvy and creative readers …
And what’s this about yet another party I missed? Nobody told me the three amigos, or strange bedfellows, ever hit the buckeye state! See — I always need to read your posts, or I’d never know shit, thanks again. – Linda
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Well Linda, Tubularsock is happy that you were able to discover that the “implausible” continues to happen in the Land of the Free. And just between Tubularsock and you, Jackie Chan would make a hell of a good George Washington. You may not have been aware but in George Washington younger days George was Chinese. A little known proven historical fact that is only found in primary source materials.
As for some trampy movie star playing Tubularsock ……. R2D2 comes to mind if they could do something with his hair!
Yeah, you did miss the three amigos bedfellows party in the buckeye state. Some say it was a Thriller!
So until more fans hit the shit …….. rest assured Tubularsock will be there!
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Clinton as Cosby has me in absolute stitches!
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In that case, Jay, Tubularsock Films, Ltd. will make it a comedy. Tubularsock is happy to keep you up with the latest Tubeindy
Films. Thanks for you comment.
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