Now that the neocons have swung their support to Hillary, the Brown and Black populations of the world who always seem to just “love” blonde-haired-white-women will find that she will blow them and their children into pieces without a second thought. She already did when she was working for Obomber.
OH, MY GOD! IT’S THAT BIG?
When it comes to war it is always easy to compare penis size.
But vagina size?
Where do you began? Seems to Tubularsock it’s another Inside Job.
SURE, feel free to comment ……. these dilemmas can never be solved alone.
Tubularsock 
As much as I would like to see a woman as President, she hardly qualifies. I fear her hidden agenda.
Leslie
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Leslie, Tubularsock believes that it isn’t that hidden. There is plenty of documentary evidence. People would just have to look.
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You right again and for that I’m absolutely terrified of the woman.
Leslie
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Well, it’s true to say that in the past Hillary has had some huge weapons in her arsenal.
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I’ve never seen Al Gore naked;-) Nor do I ever want to!
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Now, now, that was just a nasty rumour Sojourner. Hillary did not have sexual relations with that man!
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They are both lucky!;-)
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so very true, sojourner
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Hariod, just the thought of those two consummating any sexual encounter is just too repulsive for Tubularsock’s memory banks. Al and Hillary? Not possibly.
But Tubularsock does believe that the two of them have O.J. Simpson’s other glove!
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Shows good judgment on your part sojourner.
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Well to really get to the bottom of that statement Hariod, Tubularsock would have to go forth and do a “hands-on” investigation. Alas, Tubularsock is frightened of spelunking.
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“Alas, Tubularsock is frightened of spelunking.”
A classic quote from the Tube! This will be in the pres library!
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Here’s an odd question?
Have you ever seen the cg-animated movie, Monster’s v Aliens?
Colbert plays the president (the voice). And at one point his character uses a handgun to shoot at the alien war-machine. As he is being carried away by secret service agents, he yells, “I’m a brave president!”
Well I must say that, with the title and subject matter of this post, Tubularsock is a brave presidential candidate.
Oh, and by the way, since we are dealing with Hillary here, how do we know “vagina size” is the right term? I mean, really, how do we know for certain?
After all, Bill always seems to be in search of one somewhere else! Think about it!
Can I be sued here? Not that it matters, I’m broke and lead poisoned!
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Didn’t see the movie but get the point. Some look before they leap, sojourner. Tubularsock just leaps but always with his handy REI personal parachute in his back pocket. Tubularsock used to have a jet pack but it always burnt his butt!
True Bill was and still is a busy boy and Hillary has and is a permanent headache so …….. age old issue.
But Tubularsock has noted that Bill’s “identifying mark” on his penis (according to Monica’s attorney) may match Hillary’s “identifying mark” on her ……….. just sayen’ !
So they’re cut from the same cloth perhaps?
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Keep that parachute handy! I don’t have a parachute. I can’t afford a parachute that size, you know, for tanks, machinery, etc. Yep, us “morbidly obese” types, I do love that politically correct insult, don’t have any back ups but our enormous rear ends and hot fudge sundaes!
Genital marks or genital herpes? Just kidding!
Ah yes, inbreeding, perhaps? A close knit family?
This would explain a great deal, wouldn’t it!
Then again, these wealth/power political types are all inbred, to one degree or another, aren’t they?
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There’s always hope the FBI will indict her over violating national security with her private email server – and she will go to the big house, rather than the White House.
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It is times like these that your sane and rational mind is welcome, DrB. But as much as Tubularsock wishes the world to be fair and just, well ……….. it isn’t. In fact. not even close.
Manning and Snowden are national security risks because they gave information to the American public. THAT would be dangerous if the American public could stop watching Stump-The-Stars long enough to feel themselves being fucked!
Hillary on the other hand was just doing business where foreign spies could obtain the information and that is just a quid pro quo situation so hey ……. business as usual!
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When measuring vagina size, it’s always imperative to begin measurements from the scrotum.
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Don, you are so scientific! Your scrotum knowledge is most impressive and will be featured in Tubularsock new book Vagina Lore. Watch for it being released in the Spring 2016.
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Tubularsock, I am so sorry to have to be the one to state the obvious to you, but I must do what I must do. Killary Clinton has no vagina, so says ‘Warmongers Boutique And Jockstrap Collections Undies, Ltd’. So says ‘Victory’s Secrets Apparel For He-Men’. So says ‘Cup Your Junk For Lads With Big Balls’
All of the aforementioned stores cannot be wrong since lie detector tests were administered to all personnel that came into contact with Killary Clinton as it went about trying on ‘underwear’. That thing is no lady and therefore, has no vagina. All 38 lie detector test results cannot be wrong and they all state the salesclerks are not lying when they say that “Killary has no vagina!”
When Killary says, “OH, MY GOD! IT’S THAT BIG?”, she’s speaking of the size of the tome that contains her war crimes.
At this very moment, a fax is coming in from the outskirts of Guatemala informing me that my fruit and veggies stand should be cleared for opening BEFORE election day! If you’re ever in the neighborhood, free fruits and veggies for you! Guatemala, here I come! Oh, and please to forward me a case or two of deluxe premium champagne!
Excellent post!
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Tubularsock is so looking forward to “free produce” from your outskirts of Guatemala fruit and veggie stand. The warm sun the bullets flying from the right wing government the U.S. has installed or will have as soon as possible.
No Vagina? Well you are NEVER wrong Shelby so Tubularsock can only be impressed with your continued investigative work.
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“…so says ‘Warmongers Boutique And Jockstrap Collections Undies, Ltd’. So says ‘Victory’s Secrets Apparel For He-Men’. So says ‘Cup Your Junk For Lads With Big Balls’”
Love it!!!
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…and Sojourner, the employees swore all up and down on the Bible, The Quran, The Torah and Buddha’s Belly that that ‘THING’ ain’t a female! LMAO!!! And still, they ain’t swearing to something that I didn’t already know.
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I knew it!;-)
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Tubularsock, Thanks anyway for trying to enlighten me — it’s not your fault I still don’t give a shit about the Clintons’ private parts and personal antics, however distasteful they may be. I just wish they and our other so-called leaders had public parts that included even a hint of concern for justice, fairness, and the welfare of ordinary people.
So for a change, I cheerfully defer to your well-informed readers’ expertise on this question. But, perhaps hypothetically, if Hilary should happen to have lady-parts (and you never hear anyone say “laddy-parts, do you?) I’ve always understood that more is generally considered less in such things. Unlike with male adornments. Must be part of that yin and yang stuff. – Linda
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Linda, Tubularsock thanks you for staying above the fray and lifting this entire worldly matter into the realm of the TAO!
As Lao Tzu said: “Those who know don’t say and those who say don’t know”.
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I resemble that, thank you very much!
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“So for a change, I cheerfully defer to your well-informed readers’ expertise on this question. But, perhaps hypothetically, if Hilary should happen to have lady-parts (and you never hear anyone say “laddy-parts, do you?) I’ve always understood that more is generally considered less in such things. Unlike with male adornments. Must be part of that yin and yang stuff. – Linda”
Spot on, Linda! Too funny!
Yeah! What’s up with all this “too small” and “too large” stuff?
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Tubularsock, have you been banging your forehead against the desk in your bunker/office? I know I would be, if I were there.
This election traveling theme park thing looks as though you might all get to choose between ‘questionable gender lady ex first lady’ and ‘German guy with weird hair and money, sometimes’.
You’re screwed, wedged – that ain’t no choice! Thank your founding fathers that voting is optional, and go have a beer.
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Wick, “a beer in time saves nine …..”. Tubularsock believes Ben Franklin said something like that a few years back. So thank for your down-under advice. Tubularsock will take it.
Yet, in the land of opportunity it may just be possible “to have a dream” and not get shot! That is why Tubularsock happens to be the ONLY “divine” candidate in this race! And like a possibility …….
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Well, you’ve convinced me!
I’m going into the city to apply for a Green Card at the local US Consulate, so that I can move my life to Oregon, or some other liberally progressive state, and then I will vote for you in the election because god obviously said it’s a good idea!
I wish you all the luck in the world in your attempts to dodge the inevitable hail of bullets…
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Wick, Tubularsock thanks you for your loyal proposed action. If you could also bring a list of names from your local cemetery with you it would help to add those names to Tubularsock’s DVA PAC (dead vote again).
Tubularsock has been attempting to liberate the dead and put them back on the voting lists. They are dying to vote for Tubularsock!
Tubularsock realizes the dangers when they play Hail To The Chief and its sister tune Hail of The Bullets and will keep low and stealth.
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P.S.
Tube, on the animated movie. I find I am in my second childhood all of a sudden, the final stage before the last gasp, I have been informed. So I have returned to cartoons for entertainment. After all, they’re the only form of entertainment, these days, that don’t make me want to go blow my brains out!
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“the final stage before the last gasp” ……. isn’t cartoons, it’s the Hillary and Trump Show!
And forget the “blowing your brains out” the ONLY solution is to stay around and cause problems for the established order! Now how fun is that?
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“the final stage before the last gasp” ……. isn’t cartoons, it’s the Hillary and Trump Show!
Spot on correct! No, no, these assholes will have to blow my brains out! Fuck em! I’m here until they get rid of me or whatever else happens.
There evidently has always been something in me that loves pissing people off (since I seem to do it so often), especially the folks who believe they hold authority over me. Just ask my family (you can’t, they’re dead) or my x wife!;-)
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