ALIEN ENCOUNTER!
Posted: April 12, 2016 in 2016 Presidential Election, Area 51, Donald TrumpTags: 2016 Presidential Election, DONALD TRUMP
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Tubularsock 
That’s funny, I have an alien too! Does your alien make strange scratching sounds at night, and leave little round turds laying around?
Mine has a lot of fur, with four legs and a long tail, and sometimes I hear it in the trash. Is this anything like your alien?
I didn’t know a tall wall would keep these aliens out? I’ll have my landlord call Donnie to see how much a wall like this would cost, and how long it would take to build.
If it’s anymore than a hundred bucks, though, she ain’t gonna go for it. But since Donnie is so concerned about aliens, do you suppose he would loan me the money?
Oh, and one last thing, I don’t think my alien can drive?
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Well Tubularsock has a solution for you sojourner. As President I’d ship your alien off to Washington, D.C. because he could be with his/her friends. They seem to dominate the scene in Washington, D.C.! This too will change! Tubularsock 2016!
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I lived in Washington many years ago. I wonder if I picked up this alien there?
No wait. Oh, I get it! I don’t have an alien, I have a rat!
Thanks, my el presidente elect, for clearing this up for me! I wondered why mine didn’t have a driver’s license!
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Tubularsock has had the NSA check on your rat and it does have a drivers license but it was suspended because of a DUI. That is all Tubularsock knows at this time. Thanks for the comment.
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It probably doesn’t matter how high the trumpf builds his wall. The canadians will still get in.
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Damn Canadians and their attempts to import Moose into our land! Tubularsock feels that ISIS may be coming into our beloved America via Moose suits! Tubularsock 2016!
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“look at them moose goosers,
Ain’t they recluse
Sittin’ around
Goosin’ them moose”
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Hmmm, a moose rhyme …… pretty fine!
and only in four lines.
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Did you know that justin beeber is the official ISIL/ISIS mascot? Sneaky dang cannuck anyway…
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THAT was unknown to Tubularsock but you know there are a lot of beavers in Cana-dah!
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Tubularsock, Ahem. Needless to say, I would never wish to appear to interfere in, or seem to question your prospective foreign policy, not a bit of it!
But … as consul/ambassador presumptive to the glittering metropolis of Moose Jaw I might gently suggest circumspection and tact in referring to our fine neighbors to the north. I am sure that unfortunate shenanigans involving moose or any upstanding antlered citizens are no more than a few rogue malcontents, with no official knowledge by the Canadians whatsoever. Hey, if we can’t trust Canada, who in hell can we trust?
Sigh. Does it show that I really need this job? But also, I do sincerely wish to contribute to future amicable relations with my new favorite nation! And help make the tubularsock administration a beacon of freedom, and a fresh wonder of the world!
Hmm. This is getting grandiose, sorry. Got a spare speechwriter I could borrow? Thanks for reminding us again why you are the only sensible choice we have! – Linda
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Linda “as consul/ambassador presumptive to the glittering metropolis of Moose Jaw ” Tubularsock thanks you in helping curtail a major foreign policy blunder. Tubularsock has taken it upon his administration to strengthen our ties with our Moose brothers and sisters to the North!
Your constant dedication to diplomacy is most admirable.
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Ah, it all makes sense now…
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Of course it does Lou. That is what Tubularsock does so well ……. make sense! Tubularsock 2016!
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Don’t worry the Canadians are staying home if the Trumporino gets in. We have Trudeau and there you go.
Leslie
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Well Canadians are intelligent after all. Many will be joining you from the U.S. if el trumpo gets in.
He won’t. He is just a diversion.
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You will be most welcome here. BTW
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I don’t think the big”T” will get in either.
Leslie
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But the little “t” will! ……. tubularsock 2016
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Well, if you have not yet picked your running mate, there you have him! LOL!
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I pick, and I take my time, I pick Shelby here. I want her to represent the species because she is so pissed-off all the time.
I mean, how can you proceed as a species when you can’t even take care of your most vulnerable? Come one, the time has come.
(Shelby, I am making a post out of this, just because the art-shit-fuck-thing pricked my fancy)
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