Some days Tubularsock just has to leave Tubularsock’s Top Floor Corner Office in the underground bunker overlooking Washington, D.C. from Oakland, CA and just mingle with his fellow citizens.
You know the feeling, perhaps.
DERANGED?
Posted: April 16, 2016 in Advertising, American Exceptionalism, Delusional, PsychologyTags: Psychology
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Tubularsock 
Hey you could get a job as a starter at the Olympics.
Leslie
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Leslie, you are so practical! Not a bad idea. Just how many athletes wouldn’t make it off the starting blocks. Tubularsock is a good shot! Oh. Maybe you didn’t mean ahhh …………
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Well you could do a little target practice at the same time.
Leslie
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I take it, you’re in Chicago? LOL! Nope! Wait a minute! You’re in Detroit! Nah, don’t look like it. I know! I know! You’re in Stockton??!!! On fourth thought, I’d say, you’re in…..Compton? Oh hell, just pick ANY American city and its citizens be packing heat!
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Well Shelby you are correct that Tubularsock has his pick of cities but rest assured that Tubularsock is OUT OF COMPTON! As in gone ………… but Tubularsock should have stayed!
The domestic gross of that film was over $170 million!
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LOL!! GOOD one!!!! You’re a GENIUS!!!!
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I should have read Shelby’s comment and your reply, Tube, before I posted my comment.
I keep thinking of the Tube living in San Fran, when he lives in Oakland, overlooking Washington, by way of Nova Scotia, or something like that. So this means you are no novice when it comes to folks having guns.
I lived in LA, as you know. And there are some guns there, I can tell ya!
In fact, I have always lived where arsenals abound: Columbus, Ohio (Come-blow-us, Ohio), Southern Ohio, LA, Washington, D.C. suburbs and Nashville. Damn, and I’m still alive?
Go figure!
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sojourner, now you know why Tubularsock hangs in the bunker!
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Tube, you entitled this, “Deranged”
And so I thought I was going to read the long, sad story of my life. But instead, I find your post is just about guns. How disappointing! Because of this, I feel even more deranged than usual this morning, here in gun totin’ Ohio!
Of course guns don’t kill people, Tube! What the hell have people ever done to guns to make guns want to kill them?
I have known a few guys, throughout the years, who took better care of their guns than their kids.
I can’t wait for this piece o shit government to attempt to take guns away, especially in the hill country of Southern Ohio. It won’t be pretty, my president elect! In fact, it will make Apocalypse Now look rather effeminate, almost like a “chick flick”!
Yes sir, them Southern Ohians have a plan for when the feds come a encroachin’! And the U.S. Corp better bring home some of the troops before they begin this futile task. OUCH!
This ain’t Australia, you know! You can call a man’s mother a bitch and whore here, and he may or may not kick you in the nads, but try to pry that gun out of his “cold, dead hands” and you be dead and shit quick!
I know this sounds deranged, but then again, I warned you of this at the beginning of my comment.
But being a west coast guy, I am giving you pertinent info that you will need when elected. I’ve just given this info in my own deranged way, that’s all.
Excuse me now, I have to go! Today is the day I help the other tenants fill in the bullet holes on our building! We do this four times a week! Damn, I get tired of wearing this vest every day!;-)
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Be sure to keep your building’s holes plugged sojourner Tubularsock always makes sure he doesn’t visit a “holy” building!
When you are carrying heat keep the safety on or you could blow off your own foot!
Thanks for filling in details about your deranged life. Tubularsock is stayen’ in the bunker!
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I’m starting to build mine now. There are a never ending parade of wack jobs out there who definitely need to be avoided!
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