HELL’S BELLS CRUZ !
Tubularsock knows you may not believe this but Tubularsock has had to take on a new part-time-job in order to PROTECT the Satanists from slander at its highest or is that lowest, hmmm, order ……. whatever.
According RAW STORY (4/29/16), it seems that former House Speaker John Boehner has denigrated the Satanic Temple and ALL its satanic members by calling Ted Cruz “LUCIFER IN THE FLESH”!
It’s not that the friendly Satanic Temple doesn’t believe that Ted Cruz isn’t full of shit and is exactly as Boehner described him when he said, “I have Democratic friends and Republican friends. I get along with almost everyone, but I have never worked with a more miserable son of a bitch in my life.”
But rather, they take umbrage at Boehner because there is NO WAY Ted Cruz is the living incarnate of Satan according to the Satanists!
That’s where Tubularsock’s new part-time-job comes in. Proof positive that TUBULARSOCK is the living incarnate of Satan! (only part time though).
YEAH, CAN I GET A BURGER AND FRIES TO GO? HOLD THE ANCHOVIES. HELL YES WELL DONE! WHAT DO YOU TAKE ME FOR, TED CRUZ?
It’s ALL GOOD in a BAD kind of a way.
Now really, can American politics get better than this?
Tubularsock 
Hahaha! !!!!! Cruz couldn’t be Satan on his best day in the douche canoe! Hahaha. Still laughing…
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Now you’ve made Tubularsock laugh …….. “douche canoe”, my, my, my!
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I am holding my tongue and laughing. No words.
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Tubularsock can “. . .hear it now, the rain is gone” and wow, there are no obstacles in my way . . .
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Cruz has sunk to a new low when even the Satanists reject him.
Leslie
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So true Leslie ……. no longer afloat in his “douche canoe” using an Eventide phrase for good luck!
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What’s worse than hell?
Leslie
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Well being married to Hillary could start Tubularsock’s list!
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I knew there was a reason for me referring to you, at points, as a little devil!
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You are devilish perceptive, sojourner.
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“You are devilish perceptive, sojourner.”
Or it’s just a matter of it takes one to know one!;-)
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Tubularsock, We truly couldn’t make this shit up, it’s too far-fetched. And yes I’m aware that I just slandered a wonderful fertilizer source by comparing it with our sad political circus. Manure, snakes, female dogs … and Satanists … all suffer from our paucity of suitable insulting vocabulary! Time to invent some new swear words, perhaps.
But then you might lose the new part-time gig, and that would be a shame. – Linda
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Well how about, “Oh go barack yourself!” Or maybe, “bush or get off the pot!” and try “you baracking little bush” ……. Tubularsock could go on inventing you know.
And Linda, don’t worry about Tubularsock’s part-time gig. I’m going to quit as soon as I get a tan.
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Ted Cruz even gives slime molds and pond scum a bad name.
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Tubularsock as National Director of The Pond Scum and Slime Mold Defamation League is in total agreement, BrB. And Tubularsock well carry your observation to our membership and present it at our annual convention this fall in Washington, D.C. the capitol of pond scum and slime mold.
Thank you DrB.
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“…Tubularsock well carry your observation to our membership and present it at our annual convention this fall in Washington, D.C. the capitol of pond scum and slime mold.”
Now this is what I call sounding like a politician! This is what a pres should sound like!
Too bad you’re not a psychopath, ugly as hell, and married to Bill Clinton!
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Tubularsock can be a psychopath if he wants to! This is America!
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Well then, carry on my wayward son!
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