Aww how sweet, they’re holding hands, making America great! Electric neon-orange hair is quite appropriate for the upcoming freakshow. Bride of frankenstein vs orangutan man for the win!
Great idea Don but it might be wiser to let Texas secede first because we don’t want it to look like the Federal Government is overstepping its powers. Then blow them to hell!
I’m scared shitless.. but it’s inspired me to write yet another poem:
There once was bad man named Trump…
Who decided to take a big dump…
Not on the toilet..where most people go…
But on the heads of the American public
Who are not in the know…
In the primaries he ridiculed candidates here…
And insulted others there…
All the while carefully…
Combing his hair…
And by the time he had finished…
He had demolished the pack…
And no one was left
To effectively fight back…
So on to the convention he went
Like a rocket…
With all the whackos and Weirdos there
Securely in his pocket…
So he gave a big speech..
Written by God knows who…
With “facts”in it that were a bit shady
While his wife gave her speech
Lifted from the First Lady…
The nation awaits Trump’s first four years…
But it’s a nation that will soon..
Be reduced to tears…
The American nation has survived…
Wars… pestilence…assassinations and depression…
But will it survive…
Donald’s aggression….?
LT, damn it! Tubularsock can not get your imagery out of HIS head now! It is right on the mark except Donnie is no Ken doll for sure. A bizarre-headed clown, YES!
Aww how sweet, they’re holding hands, making America great! Electric neon-orange hair is quite appropriate for the upcoming freakshow. Bride of frankenstein vs orangutan man for the win!
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Love is in the air when you’re making
America great again!
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😉
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😎
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“Bride of frankenstein vs orangutan man for the win!”
Perfect! Love it!
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Oh yeah! Love is a many splendid thing, they say.
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Are you sure love is a many splendid thing, or is it a many splintered thing?
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Now, now sojourner …….. love is love and then there are relationships! That may be where the splinters come from.
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Nope! Just fed up!
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sojourner let Tubularsock just remind you …..
It is ALWAYS fucked up just before it gets MORE FUCKRD UP!
See, there is hope.
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I see that we see things the same way!
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They need t-shirts with “I’m with stupid” on them.
Leslie
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THAT Leslie, is a brilliant idea! And it fits so well in this application.
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It fits, doesn’t it?
Leslie
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it’s always darkest just before it gets even more dark.
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Don, Tubularsock always loves your ability to expand the positive. Tubularsock feel so much better now …….. now just who can we bomb next?
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i think we should bomb texas. with a carpet bombing campaign on dallas.
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Great idea Don but it might be wiser to let Texas secede first because we don’t want it to look like the Federal Government is overstepping its powers. Then blow them to hell!
Tubularsock thanks you for your forward thinking.
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I’m scared shitless.. but it’s inspired me to write yet another poem:
There once was bad man named Trump…
Who decided to take a big dump…
Not on the toilet..where most people go…
But on the heads of the American public
Who are not in the know…
In the primaries he ridiculed candidates here…
And insulted others there…
All the while carefully…
Combing his hair…
And by the time he had finished…
He had demolished the pack…
And no one was left
To effectively fight back…
So on to the convention he went
Like a rocket…
With all the whackos and Weirdos there
Securely in his pocket…
So he gave a big speech..
Written by God knows who…
With “facts”in it that were a bit shady
While his wife gave her speech
Lifted from the First Lady…
The nation awaits Trump’s first four years…
But it’s a nation that will soon..
Be reduced to tears…
The American nation has survived…
Wars… pestilence…assassinations and depression…
But will it survive…
Donald’s aggression….?
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All I could think was a bizarre-headed clown surrounded by Barbie Dolls
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LT, damn it! Tubularsock can not get your imagery out of HIS head now! It is right on the mark except Donnie is no Ken doll for sure. A bizarre-headed clown, YES!
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sorry, I can’t help it – he’s a clown
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Michael, thank you for another in a series of your poetic genius rants!
You have inspired Tubularsock to follow your lead.
There once was a corrupt old Killary
Who hung out with that scum ball called Billery
They worked to make billions
Off the backs of the millions
By taking over that Capitol Hill-ery.
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Hear..Hear Tubularsock..You’re a poetic genius too.
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