DO ONTO OTHERS?
Now many of you may not have seen this view. The photo was taken from inside Trump Tower looking out from the lobby. Oh sure you are going ask, “How did Tubularsock get into the Trump Tower lobby?” Well, “. . . we know, there are known knowns; there are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns – the ones we don’t know we don’t know” and it is the unknown unknowns that would answer that question!
Now that Tubularsock has cleared up that question, the rest is known.
Tubularsock was invited, just this morning, by Don, to donate $3.00 and maybe win a chance to have dinner with him. BUT, Tubularsock had to donate his $3.00 within the next 24 hours! Decisions, decisions. Don also made it clear to Tubularsock that Hillary charges $250,000.00 for a chance to have dinner with her and hear her “. . . belittle and write off as “deplorable” humans who don’t belong in her America”.
Well, Tubularsock was taken by Don’s statement that, “Unlike Hillary, I want to hear your concerns. I want to hear your ideas. I want to hear your vision for a freer, safer, and more prosperous America. Now join me, Friend, as my special guest for dinner at our next fundraiser.”
So you can see that being a Friend of Donnie brings Tubularsock into the inner circle!
So Tubularsock dressed accordingly and headed over to the Trump Tower …….. yes Tubularsock is excited!
Tubularsock 
I’d like to be a fly on that wall at that dinner – sheesh
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Yes LT, YOU as a fly on the wall and Tubularsock as the fly in the ointment! Good plan.
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With or without the explosives?
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Which would blow your mind, sojourner?
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Why WITHOUT, of course!
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I guess anyone without $250,000. for a meal with Hilly Dilly is deplorable. I say we skip dinner and give everyone $250,000. just for the heck of it.
Leslie
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Tubularsock, Wow. And I thought there were still a few unknowables in the universe. But then what do I know! I mean, I know more now than before reading your excellent post, but still, as you know, not very damn much. My mom gets calls and mailings from Trump … and I always want to disinfect my hands and the phone after receiving them. So I’d advise eating most carefully at this fine dinner, who knows what you might catch. – Linda
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Thank you Linda for you concerns for Tubularsock’s health. Tubularsock feels your disinfecting a very wise idea …. one never knows! Trump cooties are some of the worst! One’s hair could turn orange!
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Oh crap, that never occurred to me! Thanks for a new nightmare catalyst!
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Yes, but it’s Bill’s bitch that is disease ridden, or at least that’s what is being pandered! Either way, both of these low-life assholes just crawled out of a cesspool, which, by the way, made the cesspool feel much cleaner and refreshed.
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Now don’t be concerned Linda, you live in a “cootie-free-zone” in Ohio but you may want to spray your mother.
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sojourner, you are such a sensitive person. Your inner knowledge about the “feelings” of cesspools is amazing. Few people would walk an extra mile in a cesspools’ shoes but you will. That so heart warming and Tubularsock is very impressed.
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Fuck others. I’m going to do unto myself.
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Oh Jay, your comment is extremely open to a mind like Tubularsock’s. Tubularsock is going to contain himself and only “think of the three different responses” that come to his mind without stating them. It is the best solution for all of us. But Tubularsock does love the comment!
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Good luck, Tubes. I hope that the Donald finds what you have to say “explosively” insightful and that it literally blows his mind!
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Not to mention his continual bad hair day!
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It has been said sojourner, that “hair makes the man”! And it is good that your sensitive-self understands that those who have hair have deep problems about it. With the exception of Tubularsock that knows just how hair does make the man but also agrees with ZZ Top that, “They come runnin’ just as fast as they can, ‘Cause every girl crazy ’bout a sharp dressed man”.
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Absolutely, the tube does know how to wear his ‘do!
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LOL!!
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Thanks Norman. Tubularsock is encouraged by your dynamically directed enthusiasm concerning blowing Donnie’s mind. It is always good to find support for robust action.
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