WORLD PEACE — VOTE TUBULARSOCK! ***
In any given election those who want your vote will promise you ANYTHING but not Tubularsock. Tubularsock, just like take-out Chinese …. delivers!
Tubularsock has a full scale plan to end war in our time. We are talking PEACE here folks. PEACE for you, PEACE for your children, and PEACE for your grandchildren!
Now how, you ask, can Tubularsock create PEACE and stop war in our time?
SIMPLE!
War is ONLY ABOUT profit. War has nothing to do with bringing “democracy” to other people of the world, or humanitarian concerns about poorer nations, or even caring about others. War is ONLY ABOUT profit!
Now Tubularsock’s A JET IN EVERY GARAGE PROGRAM will keep Boeing, Lockheed Martin, and Northrop Grumman in the profit column for years to come because EVERY YEAR there will be a new model with all new features! Like the “extras” provided by BAE Systems that will include the Hawk Advanced Jet Trainer that provides sophisticated simulation training for your teenage pilots. Just think of the possibilities!
And don’t forget about the end of “road-rage”! With proper training the new popular “air-rage” will help be prevented by L-3 Communications unmanned aircraft systems. See, nobody there to get angry with! Sweet!
And think of the growth in the building trades. JOBS, JOBS, JOBS when each American family (like Obamacare) will be required to build a three-jet-garage! Can it get better than that!
Tubularsock thinks outside the box AND A VOTE FOR TUBULARSOCK WILL PUT YOU IN THE JET STREAM!
Tubularsock 
I’m writing you in… serious
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That shows good judgement, LT.
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If you want my vote, Tube, I would suggest that you make sure there is a 150 megaton bomb in every garage, instead of a jet! We don’t need no stinking jets!
Talk about your mutual assured destruction (MAD) on a massive scale, this would end the wars between men and women, the races and nations. I mean, think about it, piss off your neighbor just enough, and it’ll be the “big bang” ditty all over again.
Maybe I should run for president? “Yeah, that’s the ticket!”
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But Sojourner, how would our hero be re-elected in four years? Talk about your “2020” hindsight! Personally, I always wanted to be a fighter pilot,this all sounds good to me. Besides, don’t we already have enough bombs and guns? Redistribute the ammunition a little, and we’ll all be happy. Sure we will.
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A fighter pilot? You mean like Snoopy?;-)
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Finally …….. a voice of reason!
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When I said I might like to be a fighter pilot, sojourner asked …”A fighter pilot? You mean like Snoopy?” (So who says there’s a smart-ass shortage in Ohio?)
Exactly! As long as I don’t have to eat dog ffood!
Although … I may not have the ears for it, how sad.
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Well Linda, you have NEVER heard Tubularsock say that there was a shortage of smart-asses in Ohio! Proof is in the pawpaw pudding!
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Now sojourner, love thy neighbor.
With your idea you could possibly win if you ran for President because it would be “blowing-things-up-as-usual”!
No, aTubularsock ticket would bring about PROFIT IN PEACE.
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Peace for profit? What a concept!
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I agree with sojourner. You’re going to have to take it a few steps further, Tubularsock. A couple of Uzis in every backpack too.
Leslie
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Now Leslie, Tubularsock is talking PEACE IN OUR TIME.
An Uzi in a backpack for school children may work. Tubularsock will
send your idea for consideration by the education committee.
Thank you.
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FBL (full belly laugh)
Leslie
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Linda wrote:
“When I said I might like to be a fighter pilot, sojourner asked …”A fighter pilot? You mean like Snoopy?” (So who says there’s a smart-ass shortage in Ohio?)”
Too perfect, Linda! It just came to mind, and I couldn’t help myself!
Yep, there ain’t no shortage of smart asses in this here region of the buckeye state. In fact, I’m president of the local chapter of smart asses!
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Could be we also need a local chapter of Smart-asses Anonymous? Then again, I don’t have a problem — do you?
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Nah, Linda! Not me!
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Ahem. Tubularsock, It’s hard to be sure about our Sojourner, but I didn’t mean to hijack your comments space! And when you’ve givenn us such good, reasonable ideas too — sorry about that. We buckeye smart-asses must be too impulsive. – Linda
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Not a problem for Tubularsock. Just getting the smart ass organization settled is a huge step for peace!
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Is the chicken free range?
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Jay, not only free range but lone range, Tonto!
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Brilliant idea Tube! But if Dad takes the jet out for the evening and has a few too many, he could have trouble parking and take out the whole neighborhood. Oh well…collateral damage..
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Hey, the neighborhood had to be destroyed in order to save it, Michael!
That is all solider! Return to post.
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