Welcome dearing ….. Tubularsock was worried that you had frozen in those Rocky Mountain Highs! Tubularsock agrees that it may go for countries too. And if so then just maybe,
“If you’re down and confused . . .
And if you can’t be with the one you love, honey
Love the one you’re with . . .”
could also apply.
Great to hear from you and thanks for the comment.
Tube, this may be a little off topic but Washington D.C.may not fall if Santa Claus is utilized. You’ve denigrated and even denied the existence of Santa but here’s the bottom line:
SANTA CLAUS IS A MASTER OF LOGISTICS!
Who else but Santa can blanket the earth in one night and cover every house and dwelling and give kids presents and gifts? I suggest that you use your influence with Trump to get Santa in the incoming cabinet, even if he has to replace one of the bozos that has already been selected. And Santa could hold any of the following cabinet or staff positions:
SECRETARY OF STATE—he knows the whole world and its people and he wouldn’t have to take a government jet to get from one country to another. And his relations with various government leaders would be cordial. Who but Santa could chuck Putin or Kim Jong Oh under the chin and have them like it?
HEAD OF THE E.P.A.—Santa has often said that the icicles at the North Pole are getting smaller. He’s an expert on global warming.
SECRETARY OF LABOR–his elves toil happily making toys decade after decade. And they have never gone on strike against Santa.
SECRETARY OF DEFENSE–Santa has been expertly flying drones (his sled) for centuries. And if need be he could replace his gifts and presents with bombs and missiles to hit any target.
SECRETARY OF HEALTH AND HUMAN SERVICES–his elves have a universal health plan with no pre-existing conditions such as being height challenged.
HEAD OF A SECURITY OR INTELLIGENCE AGENCY —such as the C.I.A., F.B.I.or National Security. His ability to slip down any chimney could get him access to the inner chambers of any government we were wary of.
SECRETARY OF THE INTERIOR–Santa loves wild life. Look how well he treats his raindeer.
I could go on praising his qualifications and virtues, but I am sure you get the idea.
Let’s utilize Santa to save the Trump administration and perhaps the world in the bargain!!
Good to see you’re off your meds again Michael! However Tubularsock does agree with you basic premise. Just having a little trouble really trusting the elves. Are they Russian?
Tube;/Yube, are you suggesting that Washington doesn’t know what’s best for the Syrians and the rest of the peoples on planet earth?
I am appalled! “God bless America, land that I….. ” Nope! Can’t say it! Cannot stoop that low!
Yep, we be in deep shit here, in the bright shining city on the fucking hill, but that never stops us! NO SIREE BOB! America is like a five year old who is a complete fuck up, but who believes he is a genius, and so better, in every way, than every other kid on the block. And so he goes around creating all kinds of hell all over the neighborhood, and the neighbors, although fully grown adults, and three times bigger and stronger, seem afraid to confront this immature, little fucking psycho. And so this know-nothing, little psychotic continues his reign of terror without ever being knocked down and suffocated with a pillow!
Gee! I all of a sudden feel warm and fuzzy all over! Spare the fucking rod, and you raise up a psychotic who other people will have to deal with. Nuke us, Jim! Do it! Now!
So let Tubularsock get this straight. You don’t like Trump? Or is that you are complimenting horses asses and you do like Trump? No really, Tubularsock already knows the answer, Michael.
Oh, alright Jay. Why not. However Tubularsock is sure that we shall have far more imperialist\colonialist condescension in the upcoming years. It is just part of living in an imperialist\colonialist nation. Oh joy.
u know what they say – “you get what you need, but not necessarily what you want.” maybe this goes for countries too – not to mention any names, lol.
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Welcome dearing ….. Tubularsock was worried that you had frozen in those Rocky Mountain Highs! Tubularsock agrees that it may go for countries too. And if so then just maybe,
“If you’re down and confused . . .
And if you can’t be with the one you love, honey
Love the one you’re with . . .”
could also apply.
Great to hear from you and thanks for the comment.
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likewise bro +
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Tube, this may be a little off topic but Washington D.C.may not fall if Santa Claus is utilized. You’ve denigrated and even denied the existence of Santa but here’s the bottom line:
SANTA CLAUS IS A MASTER OF LOGISTICS!
Who else but Santa can blanket the earth in one night and cover every house and dwelling and give kids presents and gifts? I suggest that you use your influence with Trump to get Santa in the incoming cabinet, even if he has to replace one of the bozos that has already been selected. And Santa could hold any of the following cabinet or staff positions:
SECRETARY OF STATE—he knows the whole world and its people and he wouldn’t have to take a government jet to get from one country to another. And his relations with various government leaders would be cordial. Who but Santa could chuck Putin or Kim Jong Oh under the chin and have them like it?
HEAD OF THE E.P.A.—Santa has often said that the icicles at the North Pole are getting smaller. He’s an expert on global warming.
SECRETARY OF LABOR–his elves toil happily making toys decade after decade. And they have never gone on strike against Santa.
SECRETARY OF DEFENSE–Santa has been expertly flying drones (his sled) for centuries. And if need be he could replace his gifts and presents with bombs and missiles to hit any target.
SECRETARY OF HEALTH AND HUMAN SERVICES–his elves have a universal health plan with no pre-existing conditions such as being height challenged.
HEAD OF A SECURITY OR INTELLIGENCE AGENCY —such as the C.I.A., F.B.I.or National Security. His ability to slip down any chimney could get him access to the inner chambers of any government we were wary of.
SECRETARY OF THE INTERIOR–Santa loves wild life. Look how well he treats his raindeer.
I could go on praising his qualifications and virtues, but I am sure you get the idea.
Let’s utilize Santa to save the Trump administration and perhaps the world in the bargain!!
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Good to see you’re off your meds again Michael! However Tubularsock does agree with you basic premise. Just having a little trouble really trusting the elves. Are they Russian?
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Tube;/Yube, are you suggesting that Washington doesn’t know what’s best for the Syrians and the rest of the peoples on planet earth?
I am appalled! “God bless America, land that I….. ” Nope! Can’t say it! Cannot stoop that low!
Yep, we be in deep shit here, in the bright shining city on the fucking hill, but that never stops us! NO SIREE BOB! America is like a five year old who is a complete fuck up, but who believes he is a genius, and so better, in every way, than every other kid on the block. And so he goes around creating all kinds of hell all over the neighborhood, and the neighbors, although fully grown adults, and three times bigger and stronger, seem afraid to confront this immature, little fucking psycho. And so this know-nothing, little psychotic continues his reign of terror without ever being knocked down and suffocated with a pillow!
Gee! I all of a sudden feel warm and fuzzy all over! Spare the fucking rod, and you raise up a psychotic who other people will have to deal with. Nuke us, Jim! Do it! Now!
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Now sojourner, warm and fuzzy is nice. Even if one has to eventually suffocate the American five year old.
But NOW, who is BOB? Yes Siree Jim’s friend or what?
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Oh shit! I wasn’t supposed to mention that name! Well, my ass is grass now!
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Still looking for my pony.
Leslie
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Hasn’t Tubularsock warned you about horsing around, swo8?
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Haven’t gotten to the stage yet – I’m still ponying around.
Leslie
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Well in that case, if you pony-up $50 Tubularsock will bet it on the ponies for you. Hell! The least Tubularsock can do.
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Well..if I can join in on this latest discussion..I think Trump is a horse’s ass!!
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So let Tubularsock get this straight. You don’t like Trump? Or is that you are complimenting horses asses and you do like Trump? No really, Tubularsock already knows the answer, Michael.
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Oh, can’t we hope for a little more imperialist\colonialist condescension before the year is over?
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Oh, alright Jay. Why not. However Tubularsock is sure that we shall have far more imperialist\colonialist condescension in the upcoming years. It is just part of living in an imperialist\colonialist nation. Oh joy.
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Tube: I don’t like Trump. And I apologize to all the horses in the world by comparing him to their posteriors.
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The horses of the world thank you Michael but Orange-Boy now has you on his hit list.
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