You may not have heard or you have heard but it didn’t ring of importance to you.
Fortunately Tubularsock is here to connect the dots!
Yeah, the Ringling Bros. and Barnum & Bailey Circus is going to close down in May of this year. The reasons they say are “declining attendance, high operating costs, changing public tastes, and prolonged battles with animal rights groups”.
But that is all bogus!
The REAL REASON is they can not compete with the REAL CIRCUS coming to town:
And it just happens that Tubularsock took his trusty little brownie fully automatic reverse lens camera-camera to grab just the beginnings of the
You will not see any of these photos from any other news outlet because in Tubularsock’s clandestine-photo-imaging-technique Tubularsock had to literally do tricks to capture these shots!
“In the Trump” there are many tricks and one of Trump’s best acts is keeping Tweets in the air at the same time!
But Trump can even out do himself in his FUN child-like antics with foreign policy proclamations!
But when all is said and done there is NOTHING LIKE ………. THE THREE CLOWN FULL MONTY ……….. for total amusement!
No really, with the likes of Kellyanne Conway and Steve Bannon covering Trump’s back you can’t get any more BAT-SHIT than that!
Tube:
I understand that an important job at the old Ringling Brothers circus was shoveling up all the shit the elephants made daily. You can imagine the size & weight of just one elephant turd. Now imagine the amount of shit that is going to come out of the Trump administration. What the elephants produced will pale in comparison. Perhaps we should create a new cabinet department to handle it. And there will be plenty of former Ringling Brothers shit shovelers to staff it. Trump said he was going to create jobs..well… here’s his chance.
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Hmmm. Elephant Shit and elephant shit. Two sides of the same coin, perhaps?
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At times like this, I’m so glad to be in Canada. (don’t mean to rub it in)
Leslie
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Oh you lucky folks in Canada. You’ve got Trudeau and we’ve got Bozo the Clown. Hardly seems fair.
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Trudeau is turning out to be a globalist after all. He just put a carbon tax on us then he okays the pipeline. He speaks with forked tongue.
Leslie
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Oh now, all you gloomy guses, Donny will be no worse than the Obama, Cheney or Clinton admins have been. And they have all sucked ass!
And Tube, I thought you were on board, being a potential cabinet nominee?
Sing along with the Flying Circus:
“Always look on the bright side of life, do doo, do doo doo doo doo doooooo!”
Just think, we may have a year before nuclear holocaust with Donny in office. But if Killary had won, we would have all been ducking and covering since 11/9/16.
Listen closely! Pay attention!
IT DOESN’T MATTER! POTUS’S ARE ALL ELITE OWNED AND OPERATED OR THEY ARE TAKEN OUT, AND WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE!
Please repeat this phrase twenty times, and take two aspirins and some Thorazine, and then call me in the morning! BR 549
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Tubularsock, with all his political savvy, is just attempting to demonstrate that to bring the jobs back to America might be an opportunity for Tubularsock to nab a powerful well paying job with super great health and retirement benefits as well as presenting a spring board for his own Presidential bid in four years. So by all means TUBULARSOCK’S ON BOARD!
And YES! HE IS DOING ALL OF THIS FOR THE AMERICAN PEOPLE!
And just in case all this turns “south”, as they say with good reason, Tubularsock wants to be in the position to say he was against the entire Trump thing FROM THE BEGINNING!
And YES! HE IS DOING ALL OF THIS FOR THE AMERICAN PEOPLE!
It is called politics, sojourner! As you know very well!
But after all is said and done in Tubularsock’s case, he is NOT affected by the “deep state” because Tubularsock prides himself on being shallow!
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Absolutely! How else could you continue to exist as a politician!
Everything is going south all right, but Donny ain’t the reason. The empire is in its death throes!
BTW, I can no longer access your sit, or many other of the non wordpress sites I visit. I can only access you on the wordpress reader page.
Probably Windows 10 fucking with me!
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Thanks for your understanding, sojourner. Walking the political path is tricky. If the end is really near you know they’ll drag it out to pull in every last buck!
I checked a Google search for Tubularsock and he popped right up so don’t know what to tell you.
Thanks for letting me know however.
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