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Oh sure, Kellyanne Conway has just fallen off of the proverbial turnip truck or is that taco truck? Really. Her crayon box is just a few colors short.

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“”Mexico should pay for that wall because they get an awful lot from this country,” Conway told CBS.”

Mexico got an awful lot?

Kellyanne, the U.S. took the Southwest and California FROM Mexico ……. REMEMBER?

So how does that work again. We take THEIR LAND and it is Mexico that “has taken advantage of the U.S. for long enough”?

Sounds like TrumpTalk!

And then President Enrique Pena Nieto of Mexico cancels the planned meeting with Orange-Boy because Trump is still in La La Land over this wall thing and Kellyanne spins the cancellation as a “mutual cancellation”. You know, the Mexican President isn’t going to come to the planned meeting and cancels so “I’m” not going to go either ….. mutual?

TrumpTalk is the best!

EL BULLSHITO as they say south of the boarder!

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  1. swo8 says:

    Very interesting watching this play out.
    Leslie

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  2. Lara/Trace says:

    They are all a few crackers short of a full box of nutjobs

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  3. Sherri says:

    I don’t know Tubular. I’ve been reading your latest posts and I have to say that your job has just gotten way to easy these days. I mean you are looking sharp out there but lord have mercy with folks like Kellyanne practically spoon feeding you the raw material practically ready for press… I’m just wondering are you getting a little bored yet? On the other hand sometimes life throws you cherries instead of lemons so why not go with the flow!

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    • tubularsock says:

      RIGHT FUCKING ON!

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      • sojourner says:

        This is the point, Tube, Donald sucks ass, because he’s just one more corporate-capitalist pig.

        But the Trumpster won the election because the democratic-liberal-left, which has now morphed into the neolibs, turned its back on the vast majority of Americans it once claimed to represent.

        The people who voted for Trump were much more aware of why they were voting for him than the assholes, on the left, who supported and voted for Hillary. You know, the so-called “geniuses”. These Trump supporters didn’t have time to worry about Planned Parenthood, a fucking wall, and global fucking warming, they were just seeking a way to provide some kind of security and life for themselves and their families. And for this, they were labeled morons, inbred, DEPLORABLES.

        I hate POTUS, no matter the mother-fucker in the office. But I hate this government and its bullshit political system even more.

        As if one fucking president can go against the will of the inbred psychotics who rule this world. When did the far-left get to be this reactionary and Stupid?

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      • tubularsock says:

        Well said, sojourner!

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  4. Michael Fuhrig says:

    Tube: Trump has only been in office a week and he has given you considerable material. What will it be like in a year or so? I feel a poem coming on:
    There once was a man named Donald Trump
    A huckster extraordinaire
    With a shock of orange hair
    A self promotional flair
    And a penchant to spew hot air…
    With an ego as large as a bear..
    He enjoyed great fame
    And on his arm he always had a dame
    From this stable of beauties
    He successively married two cuties
    But when those marriages began to falter
    He went once more to the alter
    He didn’t dawdle
    The Donald married a super model
    But was he content with his remarkable life?
    Money. fame, and a beautiful wife…
    No he wanted more…
    In a sense he wanted to run the whole store..
    The store being the America nation
    And now he’s on every station
    Radio, Twitter and TV
    To bring his wisdom to you and me…
    So now we’ve got him
    For 4 more years..
    And if he hasn’t already..
    He’ll have us all in tears…

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    • tubularsock says:

      Michael, you have out done yourself this time ………. Trump doesn’t have an in-resident-poet yet.
      Looking for employment? Tubularsock is willing to put in a good word if you wish. Thanks.

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  5. CalicoJack says:

    Howdy Tube!

    The Ol’ Pussy Grabber sure has done President Nieto a huge favor. You know President Nieto isn’t very popular among his electorate, so by giving him an issue he can stand up on and that every Mexican can rally around him on will boost his popularity immensely. That alone is worth the price of the damned wall, don’t ya think?

    Huzzah!
    Jack

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    • tubularsock says:

      CJ welcome again. Tubularsock has missed your insights. Great point. Makes Orange-Tweet look like a “pro-Mexican”.

      Tubularsock hasn’t been receiving your post announcements. Have you been posting? I’ll check with WordPress and see what has happened.

      Glad to have you return to Tubularsock.

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      • CalicoJack says:

        Life does not often comply with a regular schedule, does it?

        Huzzah!
        Jack

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      • tubularsock says:

        So very true CJ. One of the major truths that show how our society is backwards. The entire “idea” of “time” is ludicrous and then to “organize” it so as to believe this will make it real is equally absurd!

        Oh shit ……. Tubularsock’s late for his 10 o’clock! Thanks for your comment.

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  6. sojourner says:

    Actually, on another note (and I’m being serious), I mentioned George Soros in another comment, and I wonder if all this angst and panic on the left, over the Trumpster, is just one more psyop, meant to keep us focused on nothing, while the elite-scum fuck us in the ass in some other way?

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    • tubularsock says:

      Excellent question. Tubularsock has noticed that many of the sites that Tubularsock has counted on for “true” information have been dishing out a lot of bullshit recently.

      Difficult to know which bull shit to believe.

      Abby Martin seems to be on the right track. Of course, she was born in Oakland, CA!

      Thanks for your observation sojourner.

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  7. I suppose Trump’s next project will be building a wall along the California border. Signature gathering has started for an initiative for California to secede from the US: http://www.sacbee.com/news/politics-government/capitol-alert/article129047749.html

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    • tubularsock says:

      OH SHIT! Tubularsock thought we’d already left the U.S. some time ago! Thanks Dr.B for letting Tubularsock know. Man, Tubularsock’s alternative universe often permeates reality as we know it!

      Hello, hello ……. space to earth do you read me?

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  8. Michael Fuhrig says:

    Trump has some real gems surrounding him. Just two, for example:
    KELLY ANNE CONWAY–if she had a brain she’d take it out and play marbles with it. It would be that small. In fact her brain is even smaller than Trump’s…..aaaaaah.. hands. This is a family blog so I have to keep it clean.
    STEVEN BANNON–the man who looks like he’s recovering from a perpetual hangover. In fact he inspires yet another poem:
    Steven Bannon….
    He’s the man…
    He pulls Trump to the right as far as he can…
    Steverino used to run a Neo-Fascist blog…
    Where minorities, women, gays, liberals etc.
    Were spoken of
    As if they were a dog…
    Now he has the president’s ear…
    And spreads his message of bigotry & fear…
    Bannon is a presence dark and vile…
    So get ready America
    To salute and say.,.”SEIG HEIL !!….

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  9. Michael Fuhrig says:

    Tube..if Trump has 8 years in office we’ll all be speaking German.

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