DESPERATE TIMES?
SURE, TUBULARSOCK WILL NAIL THEM ………. THAT’S WHAT HE DOES.
DOES TUBULARSOCK MAKE HIS POINT?
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Tubularsock Black Arts Ltd.
SEND CASH ….. small unmarked Franklin’s.
DESPERATE TIMES?
Posted: February 5, 2017 in Donald Trump, President Tweet, psychomania, RELATIONSHIPS, STEVE BANNON, The MatrixTags: DONALD TRUMP, Psychology, STEVE BANNON
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Tubularsock 
I’ll pop a stuffed envelope in the mail tomorrow.
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WB, now that is the type of attitude that will make Tubularsock as rich as Orange-Boy. Thanks!
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It’s going to take a lot of envelopes to make you that rich, Tubularsock.
Leslie
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Spoken like a true addict, Tube!
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Tubularsock is willing to stack each envelope up until it’s as high as Trump Towers. So Linda maybe send two.
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Don’t do it! You are enabling the Tube to remain an alcoholic!
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Well like they say sojourner, “I’d rather have this bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.” Cheers, here’s looken’ at cha!
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Wow, I’d forgotten that old gem! I wish I had a bottle in front of me right now, or even a frontal lobotomy!
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What cash?
You have all the cash, Tube!
We all be on welfare and shit!
WTF:
“TRUST TUBULARSOCK LIKE YOUR MIND DEPENDED ON IT!”
When did you stop being a politician and start evangelizing?
Set me free, Tube! Oh, Hallelujah!
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It’s that green stuff you have stacked about AFTER that huge welfare come in! So, follow the example of others and send on in this here direction, ya hear?
Amen, sojourner. When you’re in the money business you take your cut as it happens.
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Spoken like a true red-white-and-blue capitalist oinker!
Welfare, my ass! I’m just trying to get back what this piece of shit government stole from my paycheck every week!
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Sorry Tubularsock no Franklins here only a well worn Sir Robert L. Borden and I kind of need that for the rent.
Leslie
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Leslie! You are making the right move, here, as I stated above, we need to stop enabling the Tube! He’s making Wild Turkey to rich and powerful!
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Are we in saviour mode?
Leslie
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Rent? Where’s your free spirit?
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Free rent – now there’s a concept.
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All revolutions are derived from concepts, Leslie!
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“Are we in saviour mode?
Leslie”
Why certainly (in Curly’s voice), we exceptional Americans are the police/savior of the world! Hadn’t you heard, Leslie?
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Oh dear. If we are the saviors … these are desperate times indeed!
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You got that straight, Linda! We be up shit creek without a paddle or a prayer!
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AND THAT sojourner is why you need a brand new paddle! On sale NOW. Tubularsock’s Ships United and Sake Bar, LTD. Send cash.
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Go get um Tube! But wouldn’t bringing down Trump and his evil impresario Steve Bannon be satisfaction enough? Is monetary remuneration necessary? But if you do take them out then we get the knuckle dragger Pence. And if he is taken down we get Speaker of the House Ryan. And if he goes we get the President Pro Temp of the Senate (who the Hell is that?). And then we go right through the cabinet. When we get to Ben Carson we can stop. He’s looney & batty but he may be harmless.
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Harmless, Michael? You think so? Well, it would surprise the shit out of me. But perhaps I’m just feeling a tad more desperate than such measures would remedy. But it would be a start!
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Yeah, harmless doesn’t come to Tubularsock’s mind either.
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Well Michael, you weave a pretty picture. But don’t worry. When the going gets tough ENTER Tubularsock, white horse, white hat and double six- guns! (Don’t thank Tubularsock now. Wait for the silver bullet!)
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Tubularsock, I’m wavering here. Isn’t money the reason we’re in such a mess? And sending you our money will fic everything? Hmm. I’ll have to think about that one. But thanks ever so much for offering to help! – Linda
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Yes, Tube, if you want my money, you’ll have to take a number and get in a long line of wanters, behind my landlord, the electric and gas companies, the garbage men and the assholes who sell us what they refer to as food.
Ain’t life a bitch, and then you get married, disabled or die, and not in that order!
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sojourner, it is not a matter of wanting YOUR money it is a matter of releasing
YOUR money to Tubularsock. Pretty simple if you ask Tubularsock!
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Ah, release money to the Tube. I’ll get back to you on this!
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sojourner, “I’ll get back to you on this! ”
With delay comes interest. The Bank of Tubularsock, a full service banking institution.
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Linda, Tubularsock says: GO GREEN!
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What, even before saint paddy’s day? Okay, green it is, just as soon as I master photosynthesis …
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Tubularsock is in full support while you “turn another leaf”, Linda.
So for now ……… off to the Pub!
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Tube wrote,
“With delay comes interest. The Bank of Tubularsock, a full service banking institution.”
Actually, I have very little interest in interest, Tube!
Again, Tube, you will need to take a number and get in line, only this time, it’s a line filled with corporate and banking pigs who have already learned that the sojourner is not concerned with paying back his so-called “debt” to them! And then, I just happen to have a radical barrister who takes care of my small business for me. He’s a real go-getter, you betcha! All the major credit card criminals know all about him!
Of course, I am not classifying you as one of these assholes, Tube! I’m just saying you’ll have to take a number and get in line behind them! Oh, and I don’t take collection calls, and I am on social security, so my money cannot be touched by the corporate and banking types. At least not yet! With the Trumpster in office, who knows? But if the Trumpster wants my bounty of a hundred bucks at the end of the month, he can have it, that is, after I wipe my buttocks with the bills!
But if I had money, Tube, I’d loan it to you, and at a very nominal interest rate. This is what you get, Tube. You promised me a position of power and wealth, if you were elected or, at the least, were in the inner circle, and so far, you have not kept that promise. MAKE ME RICH, Tube, and then I’ll send you a nice big bonus!
Is this enough commenting? I know you only have three thousand of these to answer, so I thought I’d cut you a break!;-)
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Tube the Banker wrote:
“Please enter your PERSONAL BOT number each time you began a new paragraph in order that your needs can be addressed in a timely manner.”
My Personal BOT Number: OI812-FU-OINKERS
Is this the number you are referring to, Tube?
TOM’s ASS!
It’s been a pressure doing business with you!
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Dear Mr. sojourner:
Thank you so much for communicating with The Bank of Tubularsock, a full service banking institution.
We take a very personal approach to each of our customers needs, Mr. sojourner so please enter YOUR PERSONAL BOT entry number now …………..
We’re sorry, you have entered an invalid PERSONAL BOT entry number.
We take a very personal approach to each of our customers needs, Mr. sojourner so please enter YOUR PERSONAL BOT entry number now …………..
We’re sorry, you have entered an invalid PERSONAL BOT entry number.
You are having issues with your PERSONAL BOT entry number. Please wait while you are transferred to TOM, your very own phone consultant.
Beep, Beep, Beep
Were sorry, but TOM, your very own phone consultant is no longer available to you at this time. Please dial legal services for further information. Please include your incident number (123321) to continue.
Thank you, Mr. sojourner. TOM, your very own phone consultant has issued a sexual harassment complaint (incident number 123321) against you for referencing his “ASS”.
As you know, The Bank of Tubularsock, a full service banking institution take our corporate citizenship seriously and sexual harassment at the workplace is AGAINST THE LAW.
As a connivence to you many laws can be broken with a couple of brown bags filled with unmarked Franklin’s bundled in small 100 thousand bundles. Thank you for your corporate understanding, Mr sojourner.
And thank you,
The Bank of Tubularsock, a full service banking institution
An aside: Tubularsock guesses you can see it’s a slow day in the bunker!
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Evidently!
I was getting ready to surrender, after this last response!
See, this is what you get, Tube, for writing these middle of the road, never taking a position posts!
I mean, stick your neck out there a little bit! And then you’ll be overrun with comments again!
Take it from me, someone who knows how to drive readers away!
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Sojourner, Count your blessings! At least Uncle Vinnie isn’t after you … yet. And Tubularsock’s various and nefarious enterprises may have moved beyond the uncle-Vinnie approach, with all his newfound corporate reach and cabinet-level influence. So all you have to worry about now is a targeted drone, or debtors’ prison. What a relief, right?
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Linda, you are so correct. The Uncle Vinnie approach has been replaced with a more “dronecentic” response. With distance, Tubularsock found that the Uncle Vinnie approach was a lingering for the past rather than the NOW! Times have changed.
With Tubularsock’s “newfound corporate reach and cabinet-level influence” Tubularsock has discovered THE ART OF THE DEAL.
And Tubularsock doesn’t know how you, Linda, discovered the new signing statement Donnie is about to sign bringing back the “debtor prison” in order to create jobs by locking up the unemployed but it is on its way.
Thanks for bringing back old times. But Tubularsock is moving rapidly forward!
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No worries — I’m not hacking the inner sanctum! Just using the old rule of thumb: blessed is she who expects the worst, for she shall seldom be disappointed.
And miserably enough, a nice warm debtors’ prison cell isn’t looking too bad these days.
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Linda, if this is all I have to worry about, then I am just fine! I keep pleading with the powers that be to nuke me, but they are just leaving me to rot instead!
Yes, the Tube is on the inside looking out now, evidently. That’s the effect a Trump woman can have on most men. And we all remember that photo-op from a Tube post last year, right?
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In order to counter reports that Tubularsock was somehow “involved” with “a Trump woman” a statement has been just released from the Secretary of the Deplorables office!
“I have NEVER had Trump with that woman!”
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Tube’s response:
“I have NEVER had Trump with that woman!”
Methinks he doth protest too much!
Too funny, Tube! I am still laughing!
Your response here, TRUMPS anything I could come up with!
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Actually, I posted on debtor prisons happening in individual states, either last year or in 2015. This BIG BRO idea has been around, again, for a while now.
The TRUMPSTER is “making America great again”, by going back a couple of centuries into the dark and distant past. What a guy, right?
I tried to tell the neolibs they had nothing to worry about! Donnie will simply be Hillary, only a little prettier and less insane! He will fuck us all to hell and back, and continue to rape and pillage the world, as his predecessors did, until China and Russia push them there buttons and put us out of our fucking misery!
All together now!
“Oh beautiful, for spacious [chemtrailed] skies, for amber [GMO/glyphosate] waves of grain…..”
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I use coffin nails in my voodoo dolls … 🙂
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It’s always good to get up to date advice from a specialist in the field, wolfess. Tubularsock will be more careful next time.
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Oh no Tube, I wasn’t casting dispersions on your choice of things to stick in your voodoo doll, I was merely offering another choice!!! Speaking personally, I find a certain satisfaction in ramming my ‘orange marmalade retard’ voodoo doll with a few well-placed coffin nails; indeed, I have even experienced tiny orgasms while ‘poking’ them in certain places! Bwhahahahha!
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No problem wolfess. Tubularsock likes to learn things. Because of your hint about “tiny orgasms” Tubularsock decided to order the Super Sized Coffin Nails. A little more pow-to-the-punch!
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