REVERSE MOLE IN TRUMP’S HOUSE?
The oxymoron, “House Intelligence Committee” is supposed to be investigating Trump’s accusation that Obummer wiretapped Trump as well as searching for Russians in all the wrong places.
The Chairman of this Committee is Devin Nunes a Republican from California. He leads the Committee and that is why he is called Chairman!
Nunes is tasked along with his Committee to INVESTIGATE Trump NOT KISS HIS ASS. Which apparently Devin doesn’t know the difference and does very well.
Anyway, Tubularsock got to thinking that Devin Nunes is not a Russian Mole in Trump’s House but a Trump Mole in the House Intelligence Committee.
And so when Nunes made his clandestine trip to “The White House grounds . . .” he did so not to out maneuver the House investigation but to “. . . safeguard the proper chain of custody and classification of these documents, so the Chairman could view them in a legal way.” Oh SURE, Tubularsock believes that? Well according to a White House spokesman. OH WELL, you’ve got to believe THAT!
And then Devin shared his findings with reporters and the White House without notifying Democrats or other Republicans on his panel of what he had seen! No really, no impropriety there.
Ahhh, Devin goes to the White House to see “executive branch documents that have not been provided to Congress” and THEN SHARED HIS FINDINGS WITH REPORTERS >>>>>>>>>> AND THE WHITE HOUSE???
The White House gave him the documents to read!
Something seems to be wrong here.
Later Devin told Bloomberg “. . . that his source was an intelligence official and not a White House staffer.
Funny that. The House Intelligence Committee has its own secure room in the Capitol where Nunes and his aides review secret documents on a daily basis. Why then did he have to sneak off to “The White House grounds . . .”?
Oh well, you just can’t be too safe …………….
But after all of this Double Agent Mole work President Tweet tweeted, “Trump Russia story is a hoax,” and then he wondered why investigators weren’t looking at his former campaign rival instead.
Now many have asked, “Just how did you, Tubularsock, spot this Double Agent Mole “RED” handed?”
Come now, simple deduction Dr. Watson ……… Devin Nunes LOOKS LIKE A MOLE!
I feel like I’m eaves dropping on some nasty stuff.
Leslie
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Leslie …………. shhhhhhhh. Whisper when you say that.
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You didn’t hear it from me….
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No. Tubularsock heard nothing.
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Eyes, ears and mouth covered. (sounds like a burka)
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What Leslie said.
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LT, you can take your hands off from covering your ears, Leslie is whispering now.
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I swear TubularSock, these are spooky days. My hands cover my face all the time – in complete and total disbelief..
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LT, relax and take two aspirin and call Dr. Tube in the morning!
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Tubularsock, This is why we acolytes read your stuff, er, religiously! For your irrefutable logic and clear explanations of the world … the guy looks like a mole … therefore, he must be a mole. Can’t argue with that! – Linda
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Thank you Linda. As Tubularsock is fond of saying, “If it looks like a mole and walks like a mole and digs like a mole then it’s not a duck”. Tubularsock is very impressed by your keen insights.
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Tube: There’s only one problem with your analysis here. A mole has more intelligence than the whole Trump gang combined.
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Excellent point, Michael!
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