TRUMPOSIS SPEAKS FOR ITSELF
Just how stupid is stupid? Can one become MORE stupid, really?
Sure. But at that point one becomes overly vacuous.
But times really do change and with that change comes a development
of knowledge and intelligence.
Yet within the Yin/Yang of the universe you’ll always find a counterbalance
and the cosmic counterbalance to intelligence is the present day
revelation discovered by Tubularsock, PhD.,ScD.,EHEA,S.T.D.
With an incredible list of scholarly degrees Tubularsock has discovered an, up to now, unknown phenomenon called TRUMPOSIS.
Which is an abnormal condition, process, or action that triggers insane, over-the-top lack of control of “normal” brain cognition.
Or in laymen terms, the dumb fuck has lost control of his infinitesimally small brain power.
Now there were many pre-signs of this phenomenon but because we as a culture had no name for it some were blinded thinking it was just “regular-stupidity”.
But no, TRUMPOSIS had not been discovered until
TubularsockPhD.,ScD.,EHEA,S.T.D. did the calculation and determined that the ONLY explanation was poor potty training as a child.
And sure, Tubularsock could go on with a thousand words but why not just sum up the principle with a simple picture?
NOW JUST HOW COULD YOU COUNTER LOGIC LIKE THAT?
IT’S SCIENCE!
Tube: A short poem relating to Trump’s mental abilities…
Let’s refrain…
From thinking that…
Trump’s got a brain…
Although he thinks…
He’s doing just fine…
Most of his ideas come…
From where the sun don’t shine….
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You know Batt Guano you are hitting it on the head or is it the Butt? Nice work and you have Trump to thank as you muse. Think on that!
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Tubular – I was getting emails of your posts then it stopped. Hmmm. I’m perplexed!
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Oh the old computer perplexed syndrome. Tubularsock knows it well. Sometimes one’s computer has an attitude and will shut off receiving posts posting emails.
Go to your WordPress management page and see if for some reason the settings for Tubularsock has changed. If so change them back.
Then take two aspirin and call Tubularsock in the morning.
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Well well well (a deep subject) – just as I posted that – your new post arrives? Ah, it’s ghosts!
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As cutthroat and shrewd as Obama was, this is just how obnoxiously stupid Trump is.
But what should else could we expect from a dumb fuck business type and reality star?
The man is a fucking idiot and bloviating ass!
Putin makes him look like a moron every day that passes!
But consider this, is Trump all that much worse than the last six or seven assholes who have sat in the oval office? I think not. I think asshole Trump fits in nicely with these other low life slugs.
I’m sure Romans felt the same way about their emperors before the fall.
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All so true, sojourner BUT those Romans had those really cool hats when they went into battle. Damn they were classy!
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But your hair, Tube? Think what those helmets would do to your pointy do!!!
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I’m still trying to figure out what a EHEA is? Now for the S.T.D. a little penicillin used to work just fine.
Leslie
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Now swo8, though penicillin works for the S.T.D. you are thinking about it has no affect on either S.T.D. or EHEA. For those one has to look to Europe for the answer. The mystery continues.
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Perhaps a sledge hammer?
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Tube:
Let’s compare presidents past and present in rhyme…
Kennedy (1961-1963) was an energizer…
and a womanizer…
Johnson (1963-1969)..
had a big Swanson (reputedly)
and used it by damn..
To screw Vietnam
Nixon (1969-1974)
Secretive Tricky Dick
Was an all around prick..
Ford (1974-1977)
Had us all..bored…
Carter (1977-1981)
Was a non-starter
Reagan (1981-1989)
Good old Captain Ron..
For the Commies had a hard on..
Bush 1 (1989-1993)
Had a retarded son
Clinton (1993-2001)
Good old Bubba
When he saw a hot woman..
always said..”HUBBA..HUBBA”.
Bush 2 (2001-2009)
He took the economy out of the black..
And spent lives & treasure
In far off Iraq..
Obama (2009-2017)
Said to his critics..
“Your Mama…!”
Trump 2017 to????
reinforced for us
That a man who is rich…
Is usually..
A Son of a Bitch…
And so the beat goes on..
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Well done Batt. A perfect outline for AmeriKKKa’s political history. Maybe you should write a political science textbook!
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That’s a fancy gold toilet his head’s sticking out of!
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Jay, nothing but the best for high quality thinking from “our” Dump!
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Tube..thanks for the compliment. Except America’s political ain’t no science.
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Thought you might find this interesting, if you haven’t read it already:
“The basic way people’s thinking is controlled today is by confusing them and creating a perpetual state of mental vertigo. Muddled and disordered by double-speak, illogical reporting, and a kaleidoscopic merry-go-round of conflicting reports, the average person is reduced to a mental mess.
“To the average man who tries to keep informed,” writes Jacques Ellul in Propaganda, “a world emerges that is astonishingly incoherent, absurd, and irrational, which changes rapidly and constantly for reasons he can’t understand.”
Take Donald Trump. He is regularly castigated by the media for his endless stream of tweets and contradictory statements. He is called a moron, mentally imbalanced, and a clown. But what these critics fail to grasp is that he is beating them at their own game of sowing confusion. He is our modern mythic Johnny Appleseed, wildly spewing seeds of bedlam to incite and confound. He is no anomaly. He has stepped out of our celebrity reality-TV screened world to carry on the media’s task of what Orwell said was a necessary task for the rulers in a totalitarian society: “to dislocate the sense of reality.””
https://www.globalresearch.ca/organized-chaos-and-confusion-as-political-control/5613518
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