Tubularsock

 

PRESIDENT DENNISON

 

Tubularsock is sitting at his desk in Tubularsock’s top floor corner office in the Underground Bunker overlooking Washington, D.C. from Oakland, CA (see BUNKER TOUR for background) and Tubularsock is in overwhelm.

Just how much information-shit can one person fill up with before an explosion takes place spreading information-shit all over the place?

You want school shootings? You’ve got school shootings.

You want white people bombings? You’ve got white people bombings.

You want the LAST white rhino dying? You’ve got the LAST white rhino dying.

Yeah, it is all happening and one could take comfort that solid leadership would at least set one’s mind at ease.

 And that is where PRESIDENT DENNISON comes into play.

You see traditionally there was an idea that the leader whether it was the local chief or the Grand Wizard or even a President or Prime Minister could “set the tone” for the society and create calm because someone was in charge.

But like Tubularsock said, that was a “traditional idea”. In truth it was untrue in the past and is still untrue. The difference today is most people know we are FUCKING IN TROUBLE!

There is NO ONE at the rudder and what’s more, it is now realized more and more by the masses that there is NO SHIP OF STATE for the rudder to direct a direction!

And even more frightening, there is no LEADERSHIP even to deceive all of us that there is a possibility for change. (Visualize a rubber raft headed toward Niagara Falls and the ONLY hope is that global warming will dry out the river before we get to the Fall’s edge.)

 

                                                                                                                                                              

                                            

 And that is where PRESIDENT DENNISON comes into play.

Do you recall as a child you had “imaginary friends”? Well this is not uncommon for many children. Sometimes more than one.

As one grows into adulthood those “imaginary friends” are incorporated into your regular mental chatter and are consumed so as in most cases forgotten.

BUT President Dennison has THREE “imaginary friends”.

His first one was John Barron. Back in the 1980s Barron would be introduced as a spokesperson for Trump. (In 2006, Trump named his youngest son Barron.)

This “spokesperson” would explain Trump’s actions to the press. (He was never seen, only heard by telephone and he sounded very much like Trump.)

And then in 1991 John Miller who was introduced as a “publicist” for Trump was brought in to explain to the press about the end of Trump’s marriage to Ivana and his rumored association with other women.

John Miller, as well, conducted his interviews over the phone and was never seen but, the funny thing was, he too sounded very much like Trump.

                                                                                                                                                                                                            

And that is where PRESIDENT DENNISON comes into play.

David Dennison IS Donald Trump ……. or could it be the other way around?

You see, it was David Dennison(aka Donald Trump aka John Barron aka John Miller) who was supposed to sign the 2016 non-disclosure agreement with Peggy Peterson(aka Stephanie Clifford aka Stormy Daniels) regarding her allegation that the two of them had an extramarital affair in 2006.

However David Dennison(aka Donald Trump aka John Barron aka John Miller) never signed the agreement! Which should make the agreement null and void. The verdict is still out.

 

So will the REAL DONALD TRUMP PLEASE STAND UP.

You can see why the Italian and Russian mafia gets along with this guy. With that many aliases he’s got to be a crook!

So President David Dennison (aka Donald Trump aka John Barron aka John Miller) has “imaginary friends” and just think of the savings to the United States. Four guys for the price of one.

And THAT IS WHY President Dennison changes his mind mid-sentence. He’s really FOUR and thus why golf is so natural FOUR him!