PRESIDENT DENNISON
Tubularsock is sitting at his desk in Tubularsock’s top floor corner office in the Underground Bunker overlooking Washington, D.C. from Oakland, CA (see BUNKER TOUR for background) and Tubularsock is in overwhelm.
Just how much information-shit can one person fill up with before an explosion takes place spreading information-shit all over the place?
You want school shootings? You’ve got school shootings.
You want white people bombings? You’ve got white people bombings.
You want the LAST white rhino dying? You’ve got the LAST white rhino dying.
Yeah, it is all happening and one could take comfort that solid leadership would at least set one’s mind at ease.
And that is where PRESIDENT DENNISON comes into play.
You see traditionally there was an idea that the leader whether it was the local chief or the Grand Wizard or even a President or Prime Minister could “set the tone” for the society and create calm because someone was in charge.
But like Tubularsock said, that was a “traditional idea”. In truth it was untrue in the past and is still untrue. The difference today is most people know we are FUCKING IN TROUBLE!
There is NO ONE at the rudder and what’s more, it is now realized more and more by the masses that there is NO SHIP OF STATE for the rudder to direct a direction!
And even more frightening, there is no LEADERSHIP even to deceive all of us that there is a possibility for change. (Visualize a rubber raft headed toward Niagara Falls and the ONLY hope is that global warming will dry out the river before we get to the Fall’s edge.)
And that is where PRESIDENT DENNISON comes into play.
Do you recall as a child you had “imaginary friends”? Well this is not uncommon for many children. Sometimes more than one.
As one grows into adulthood those “imaginary friends” are incorporated into your regular mental chatter and are consumed so as in most cases forgotten.
BUT President Dennison has THREE “imaginary friends”.
His first one was John Barron. Back in the 1980s Barron would be introduced as a spokesperson for Trump. (In 2006, Trump named his youngest son Barron.)
This “spokesperson” would explain Trump’s actions to the press. (He was never seen, only heard by telephone and he sounded very much like Trump.)
And then in 1991 John Miller who was introduced as a “publicist” for Trump was brought in to explain to the press about the end of Trump’s marriage to Ivana and his rumored association with other women.
John Miller, as well, conducted his interviews over the phone and was never seen but, the funny thing was, he too sounded very much like Trump.
And that is where PRESIDENT DENNISON comes into play.
David Dennison IS Donald Trump ……. or could it be the other way around?
You see, it was David Dennison(aka Donald Trump aka John Barron aka John Miller) who was supposed to sign the 2016 non-disclosure agreement with Peggy Peterson(aka Stephanie Clifford aka Stormy Daniels) regarding her allegation that the two of them had an extramarital affair in 2006.
However David Dennison(aka Donald Trump aka John Barron aka John Miller) never signed the agreement! Which should make the agreement null and void. The verdict is still out.
So will the REAL DONALD TRUMP PLEASE STAND UP.
You can see why the Italian and Russian mafia gets along with this guy. With that many aliases he’s got to be a crook!
So President David Dennison (aka Donald Trump aka John Barron aka John Miller) has “imaginary friends” and just think of the savings to the United States. Four guys for the price of one.
And THAT IS WHY President Dennison changes his mind mid-sentence. He’s really FOUR and thus why golf is so natural FOUR him!
Quote: “Visualize a rubber raft headed toward Niagara Falls and the ONLY hope is that global warming will dry out the river before we get to the Fall’s edge.” Yes, I am visualizing and ROFLMAO… and with tears in my eyes. And then the four assholes for the price of one, is that like, a bonus, really? Tubularsock looks pretty comfortable with those three bustiers, I mean, busties, hm. Did they say whether the Donald gives great fours?
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Sha’Tara, Tubularsock has only a “professional” relationship with Stormy, Asa, and Jessica. We like do government stuff together.
Thanks for your comment.
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What are “great fours?” What are “bustiers?”
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Tube: These stories of extramarital affairs all seem credible except for one thing. Who in Hell would want to SCREW Donald Trump!
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Batt, You make an interesting point as well as being very judgmental toward OUR President.
Perhaps if he had been a “phillips screw” he’d have been more attractive but he is a
“Dennison Screw” and that makes the difference!
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You have no idea how badly I’d like to SCREW Donald! Pretty sure I ain’t the only one. Oh, but you mean . . .
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Then grab your driver, Norman!
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Oh, that’s been grabbed already once today, Tubes. It may be a while before I can muster the concentration to grab it again. Do I have to sign an agreement?
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A crescent wrench? Well that’s just nuts!
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Well, no agreements but maybe a crescent wrench will be an assist.
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Jesus, it took me forever to find this reply so that I could reply to it! But, alas, I already did, if in the wrong place. It just ain’t the same when things aren’t in their proper sequence.
What’s happening to us, Tubes? Is it that I am getting old and my brain is falling apart? Or is that WordPress doesn’t, as it should, place a “reply” widget beneath every reply or comment by default?
If anything is in need of a crescent wrench . . .
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Oh thank you, Tubular (aka a man named Dan)
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Well LT, in order to run for President in 2020 Tubularsock (aka Dan) had to start to collect pseudonyms in order to compete. Another mystery solved.
Many have suggested that Tubularsock use his native American name, Chief Full of Shit but then again honesty does not become a politician.
Thanks for reaching out and causing controversy! Now you have sojourner all worked up!
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oops, bad me
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Yeah, Lara, makes a good point, Mr AKA, Tube, Dan, or whoever else you is?
Leave it to you, Tube, to be on the side of the prostitute, and after everything Bad hair-day Dennison has done for you! How soon we forget, tube! How soon we forget!
What is it with these born-with-platinum-spoons-in their-mouths-assholes, why are they such whore hounds, 24/7/365? I guess this is what happens when mom and dad were either brother and sister or first cousins?
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Now hold on sojourner, lets not kill the messenger here!
As you know, as a fact, Tubularsock is a “. . . mild-mannered reporter for a great metropolitan newspaper, fights a never-ending battle for truth, justice and the American way.” And yes, now that you are thinking about it sojourner, Tubularsock, “. . . who can change the course of mighty rivers, bend steel in his bare hands. . .” can also be sensitive to your harsh words.
Now please note that Tubularsock and Stormy, Asa, and Jessica are “just friends” and work together on terrain exploration. And that is SCIENCE which you don’t agree with but terrain exploration has its ups and downs and a very detailed topographical hands on investigation is necessary.
Sure Tubularsock has pictures! It is SCIENCE after all!
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What is science? And can I get a copy of the ‘scientific’ pictures? I’m old, but not dead yet!
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I think he’s asking to see some turf, Tube.
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What do have against brothers and sisters and first cousins? I don’t understand.
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sojourner is so conservative when it comes to first cousins, Norman!
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He claims to have dropped religion a while back. Now I really don’t believe him.
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Yeah, but remember religious folks can grab any “sin” so they can yell, “beat me, beat me”! An old monastery trick!
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Now I’m seriously thinking of reconverting! Sign me up. I’m in serious need of being of salivation and pardon, in that order.
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You do realize Norman that in order to re-up you’ll need the sign of the cross engraved into your chest by hammer and sickle! Tubularsock will make the appointment for you. Amen!
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Nothing, I date all three of mine!
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Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase: I’m having relatives over for the weekend.
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Still laughing! Good one, Norm. And don’t forget “kissin’ cousins’!
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I continue to maintain that Trump suffers from Asperger’s Disorder which is why he needs an interpreter to explain what he’s thinking.
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DrB, Tubularsock would say that Donald suffers from faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar more than Asperger’s Disorder!
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Personally, making a layman’s observation here, it seems to me that Donald Trump suffers from an overdose of Donald Trump. Unfortunately there is no known cure for that condition.
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Sometimes while using SCIENCE, Sha’Tara, a new and unknown cure is found.
Rest assured that Tubularsock knows what he is talking about!
An unknown side effect of RoundUp, a universally dangerous common product for your yard, has a very effective cure for Orange Disease which when all the hype is removed is what Donnie is infected and is carrying.
What needs to be done is a light spraying over a 48 hour period.
Tubularsock is just asking, do you happen to have a bit of spare time to save the world?
Let Tubularsock know, will ya?
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Yes, faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar, faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar , faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar more. He has Asperger’s and money. Lots of fucking money. No pun intended.
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ah ha – that explains a whole lot
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Did you see this – Alex Jones, one of Trump’s strongest supporters, agrees he should be impeached:
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DrB, this is the height of BULL SHIT! This is a distorted apologetic tirade FOR Trump! All crap!
But thanks for keeping Tubularsock current!
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Tube:
There once was a man named Donald…
Who was known for the women he fondled…
His taste seemed to include..
Model,beauty contestant and starlet…
As well as Bimbo and harlot…
“Grab um by the pussy..”
He was heard to exclaim…
Even as he was looking…
For his next sexy dame…
But as so often happens…
To a womanizing jerk…
He can be brought down..
By his vulgar and selfish quirk…
For all the gaffes he’s made so far…
For all his insufferable lowering the bar…
Of dignity of the office he holds…
The public may finally turn on him…
As all of his ugly story enfolds…
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Batt, well done on a subject matter that Tubularsock knows people that know people.
Thanks for your contribution.
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Sorry, Tubes. I’m trying to, but I can’t visualize it. We are gonna end up over the falls, with or without global warming. So why bring the warming into it? You know how worked up I get over the issue!
Actually, Tubes, I find I have more imaginary friends now than ever before. Oddly enough, they all look somewhat like those three – what did Sha’Tara call them again? Oh, yeah: bustiers, yeah, those bustiers in that photo with you. And yes, as you put it, they most certainly have been incorporated into my mental chatter and phantasms, but by no means are they or will they ever be forgotten. With each passing day, in my senescence, I increasingly cherish them, indeed, being the only company I now can keep . . .
Damn, I knew it! I knew it! And yes indeed, If D.T. is D.D., then of course it also works the other way round?
Um. What agreement are we talking about? Wouldthis be connected in any way with the three bustiers?
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Relax Norman …… we are NOT going over the edge, trust Tubularsock!
We are already over and that is why you have those “falling” feelings.
Or just maybe you have too much thought into your busty friends and your mind is lost on “that which you can not have”.
Agreements? Don’t show Tubularsock no stinken’ badges! And yes the three “bustiers” have something to do with it!
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I am shocked at how I have been bad mouthed here, Tube! Me, your favorite almost like a son! How can you treat your almost like a son in this manner, Tube! Come to think of it, my mother did always go for guys with pointy heads and hair. Tube, could it be? You’re old enough, after all! Dare I say, Daddy Tube?!
And Tube, you slammed me and Putin, with the “hammer and sickle” crack about religion and carving a cross in Norm’s chest. It would have to be a crucifix, not cross, anyway, Tube! I have no such carving in my chest, thus proving I haven’t fallen off of the no-religion wagon. So there, Tube! And so! And scooby-dooby-doo!
Russophobia and now Sojournophobia, hey, Tube! You closet Obama/Hillary lover! You tree hugging, global warmer!
Or better yet, Et tu, Tube?
I’m no more caught up in religion than you are, Tube. Unlike you, Tube, I’m not a faith-based follower of the left anymore, and scientism.
I told you, Tube, if I owned as much stock in WT as you do, I’d be in a better state of mind (drunken stupor), as well. Thanks to a friend, the other day, I did have some really good German dark on tap. It satisfied that one-half German in me. But I digress!
I don’t know if I can ever get over the pain I feel at this very moment, Tube. Oh wait, yes I can, and already have. It was just those beans I had for dinner last night, kickin’ up a storm down there!
Never mind!
I ran out of things to bitch about on my blog, Tube! So I had nothing better to do than write all of this bs, so you would have to read it. That’ll teach ya!
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Your mother? Tubularsock, “did not have sex with that woman”! Yes, she did show Tubularsock her blue dress and we did discuss political events but everything was most proper.
And yes, Tubularsock is old enough to be your father so PAY ATTENTION to your elders! Like Jesus, I come in sandals.
Now, let Tubularsock cut to the chase and get down to basics. Norman is at fault here!
Tubularsock is just an innocent bystander, as always. And now you feel attacked because of your not so hidden anger and you have directed that anger toward innocent and mild Tubularsock rather than Trump, Killery, and Norman.
Let us “prey”,
“Oh Tubularsock on high,
Let the Wild Turkey flow
And wash away our sins
With just a little bit of blow.
Amen
Feel better?
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Tube asked, “Feel better?”
Oh yes! I feel so much better! I feel set free!
Oh Tube, Oh oligarch of the known universe, I bend to your will, as always! I have seen the errors of my way, and I now repent. And I rebuketh the Norm, since he led me astray! But have pity on us, Oh wise one, we are but your faithful and humbles servants. You are my elder, boy oh boy, are you my elder!
And thank you for pointing out my “hidden anger”, I had no idea I was angry! Really! I mean it! Well, sorta!
I’m going to go say Three Our Tubes and one Hail Tube and eat a wafer, with a bottle of wine!
And by the way, my mother hated blue dresses! But she did almost date Roy Rogers, once! I coulda been a contender! I coulda been somebody! But no, instead she married Lawrence Weld Part Deux!
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Tube sez; “He’s really FOUR …” I absolutely agree with you Tube — he acts just like a four-year-old … well, except when he’s acting like a 2-year-old throwing temper tantrums and not sharing any of his ‘toys’ … Stormy, Ivanka, Mrs. McDougal; I could go on and on but I won’t b/c he has even more toys than Harvey Weinstein!
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