A KAVANAUGH EXCUSE

 

Well GOD DAMN.

Tubularsock figures that Brett needs ALL the excuses he can get.

Seldom will the political class accept that they may actually be responsible for their own actions.

There is always somebody else to blame!

So as a PUBLIC SERVICE, Tubularsock is offering up this perfect holy idea for Brett to use.

We know that Brett or is it Brat, same difference Tubularsock suspects, has an agenda and won’t be a true legal champion of justice. But who counts anyway.

If the guy drinks booze as much as he drank water at the hearing we may not have to worry about his legal opinions because the fucker will be under the bench most of the time.

And with that even temperament and limited lack of control Kavanaugh displayed he’ll be a perfect example of white privilege shinning right out there in front for all to see.

We already have a black sex pervert on the Supreme Court so why not have a white one.

Another example of American fairness.

And last but not least is that if Brett Kavanaugh is appointed to the Supreme Court of the United States of America then the last of the Three Branches of the Government will truly represent the intellectual and cultural level of Walmart America.

Hell, Tubularsock wants to be in the front of the line for the fall sales!

 

Comments
  1. Lara/Trace says:

    OYE – you have the bestest posts!

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  2. swo8 says:

    Hey, is Walmart having a sale on beer?
    Leslie

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  3. Sha'Tara says:

    Another great post, Tube. Only problem is, even if I’m no longer Catholic, I have to have a beer now.

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  4. Kenneth T. says:

    Skeletons can be found in everyone’s closet… everyone’s!

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    • tubularsock says:

      Kenneth T., Thanks for your comment. So true, but not all skeletons want to be on the Supreme Court!

      It is a bony subject but when one gets down to bare bones you have to watch out what joints you hang out in as a youth and just how effective your boner happened to be!

      Cheers

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  5. Sha'Tara says:

    Though it should never be used as an excuse, that is indeed a truism. I found the best way to “exorcise” mine was to change my lifestyle.

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  6. Batt Guano says:

    Tube: it’s often said that justice is blind. I wonder if that is because some of the judges, like Kavanaugh, who administer it are blind drunk half the time.

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  7. It’s all high drama smoke and mirrors, Tube. They’re trying to fool the American public into believing the federal government still has relevance. What a joke.

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  8. Sha'Tara says:

    Hitting the “like” buttons a lot, sorry, but time is of essence for me lately. Know this though, I AM READING ALL OF THE POSTS AND COMMENTS HERE!!! I wouldn’t want to miss any of them.

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