THE WALL AND THE EMPEROR HAS NO CLOTHES SO GIVE HIM A HAT!
Tubularsock has been busy with planning the New Trump Wall that isn’t and therein lies the beauty.
You see a show down is really a waste of time and to carry it on is just boring to we political junkies.
So here is a foolproof plan and the cost is negligible.
You see Trump himself has solved the problem and all it will take is for the Democrats to accept the solution and even praise Donnie for his brilliance. Ok, that my be overstating the outcome but Tubularsock’s plan IS brilliant, foolproof, and fact free!
Donnie, regardless of reality, has been repeating that his Wall is being worked on and will be completed right now.
He has stated that he will not wait for committees to work through all this mess and that he is having the wall built NOW.
(an aside: in the real world NOTHING has been done at the border except some fence repair but with the exception of a few hundred thousand dollars for several prototypes of possible wall types NOTHING has been done. Or a clearer way of saying this, NOTHING HAS BEEN DONE IN TERMS OF WALL BUILDING AT THE BORDER, NOTHING!)
So Donnie keeps saying that the wall IS BEING BUILT right now but there IS NO WALL.
Enough already!
The Tubularsock Solution (and don’t thank me now):
The Democrats proclaim that the Trump Wall has been completed.
Trump will praise himself that he has accomplished the impossible and that NO OTHER president in the history of the United States has EVER completed such a BIGLY wall!
The Trumpites will BELIEVE because they lack intelligence and FOX will praise Trump’s fortitude. And really, who ever goes to the the border anyway? So it’s all good.
And everything is safe and sane in Mudville.
Mission Accomplished. If you accept this mission proceed. This message will self destruct in five seconds. Good luck.
Tubularsock 
Ya know Tube, not only are your words a thing of beauty, so are your pictures … not only can we tell the mindless prictator that the wall is finished, we can photoshop some pictures of that magnificent wall so we can prove beyond any doubt that it truly is there and the immigrants have completely stopped coming! The only disappointing thing about this is that if we don’t build the wall we can’t put him IN the wall 😢
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wolfess, Tubularsock thanks you for your kind words. Rest assured that putting HIM in the wall ……. if there is a will there is a way!
And thank you for taking the time time to comment. Tubularsock appreciates not only your input but your own efforts with your blog and the work to present information that is not easily found.
Cheers.
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Thank yah; thank yah verah much Tube! I haven’t been reading the news as much lately b/c it’s too depressing to realize the orangubrat is still residing in the Orange Enclosure — talk about shitty shinola!
And speaking of installing our idiot-in-chief in the wall … what the hell is the see-eye-aye doing?????
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what the “see-eye-aye doing”? ……… watching those Russians that are under our beds!
We can never too safe you know!
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Tube:
And here’s the solution, right in front of our eyes. How to build the wall and what to build it with. We build it with good old American BULLSHIT!! And it all comes from Trump himself. Each day trucks can pull up to the White House, load up another day’s quota of Trump Bullshit, take it down to the border, mix it with a little mortar, and presto!! Another section of the wall goes up.If Trump only serves one term there will be enough to build it from Arizona to Texas. If he’s re-elected we can build one with Canada. If only all government problems we’re that simple.
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Damn it Batt, it I owned a corporation I’d hire you on the spot as my #1 fixer. Great comment!!!
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Batt, Tubularsock stands with Sha’Tara! Can you start Monday?
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To SHA TARA & Tube…
Thank you.. thank you… Good old American ingenuity wins the day once again. I’ll report with ny coveralls on Monday!
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Don’t forget the hip boots.
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Now what have you against a wall? China has one and it is mighty fine. It also brings in a lot of tourist dollars.
Leslie
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Well Leslie, The Chinese built their wall to keep the nomadic invaders from crossing into China at different times and it is a great demonstration of how what they created has become a draw for the “round-eyed barbarians” coming in droves to the tune in some areas of the wall of 70,000 people a day!
And Tubularsock thought Disneyland was bad!
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I’ve been to the wall and back Tubularsock, It was well worth it. This was no hack job either. It’s a substantial construction, well made and you can walk on it and survey the country side.
Leslie
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Well Leslie, Tubularsock has no doubt that it is a “great” wall but it might have been easier just stacking the dead peasants that lost their lives building it and saved the stone and mud.
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Have you seen the Cards Against Humanity campaign to stop the wall. My son-in-law has a piece of that action – $15 worth: https://cardsagainsthumanitystopsthewall.com/
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DrB., thanks for the link. YES, Tubularsock has a catapult he is shipping out today for the cause!
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Sorry. Can’t think of anything witty to say. I was reading the comments and vomited in my mouth a little when B.G. said, “…and if he’s elected again,” and then I saw bright spots, passed out, woke up, rinsed my mouth out with some Jack…..and can still barely function. Please don’t ever repeat those words: “And if he’s elected again…”
Although, since the media’s focusing mostly on Kamala as if they’ve already decided SHE will be the next presidential nominee…a former prosecutor who put people away right and left, ESPECIALLY minorities, and had a ton of those convictions later overturned due to a smorgasbord of various reasons, including often rushing–no, running. No–SPRINTING–prematurely to judgement…..if she DOES become the nominee and folks pick up her self-serving, unempathetic scent, won’t we be in the exact same position that we were in with Hillary? Everyone hated Hillary so much, they didn’t vote, and some of those people even voted for the orangutan?
So it could…potentially…..happppen….aggggain…..wait…bright spots…vomiting….losing consciousness………
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Quick, hit the Jack again… and again!
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Hahaha. Jack is my go-to. But alas, it never lasts long enough ! ! !
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Halt EVERYTHING selizabryang! Tubularsock has called the parapoliticalmedics and they are on their way. Stay strong selizabryang!
Now breath …… in, out, in, out ………….. calm down. Find your zin place, yes. Now in, out.
Now just one hit, in and out …….. now one double shot neat of Wild Turkey Single Barrel
nowwwwwwww.
All’s good.
Kamala is just another Obummer …….. a lie in the making.
And Hillary ………. oh shit, Tubularsock is getting nauseous …….. emergency!!! Wild Turkey from the bottle to the lips NOW, NOW, NOW!
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I can see you graffitti the shit out of his wall
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Somebody should suggest to the MAGA Mad Hatter to sell advertising space on his wall, then he’d have the money to build it, or a facsimile thereof. I’m sure if the ads were colourful enough they would amuse the burrowing owls, scrub jays, rattlesnakes and roadrunners.
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Sha’Tara, that would be a great gig! Tubularsock will start working on it right away!
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Oh Lonelyauthor, Tubularsock’s spray cans, brushes, markers are gathered in anticipation …….. the canvas awaits!
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I swear the comments make me hurt so good – you guys (and of course Tubular) are brilliant. The irony is so rich!
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And yet, you can’t bank irony LT. Tubularsock prefers cash to be rich! Small unmarked bills please!
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To SHA TARA…
Good idea about advertisements on the wall. And some could even be for Trump casinos since no one has really made the case yet on how Trump is profiting from the presidency. He is..but the American people ain’t!
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