WELL SHIT, DUMPS BACK ALREADY?
Now that ORANGE BOZOBOY has returned to our shores, America’s embarrassment does not end unfortunately.
The dumb fuck is still at it. His inability to understand that increasing the price of beer and Tequila by pushing his tariffs on Mexico would not be very popular with his base was amazing.
EVEN some Republican’ts saw the writing on THAT WALL, you know the one MEXICO didn’t pay for ………….
One has to admit that ORANGE BOZOBOY has an uncanny ability to one-upsmanship himself but in the most negative direction.
His life’s motto must be, “When I fuck it up I can fuck it up better”!
In fact, to put it in ORANGE-BOZOBOY-SPEAK (OBS), “I fuck it up in such a bigly way that no one else in the entire historical pantheon of fuck ups has EVER fucked it up better than I have fucked it up! AND HAVE YOU SEEN MY CROWD SIZE?”
And really, Tubularsock does have to agree.
HOWEVER, this is not a day for a lot of words so because a picture equals 1000 words here is a set that easily sets in motion 50,000 words if not more. Enjoy.
Oh sure, you can “read” them twice.
DIRECT FROM ENGLAND
ON MISTAKES MADE
A GREAT TRUTH EXPOSED!
But don’t be concerned and have a nice day.
Tubularsock 
Maybe it’s time to turn off the fan?
Leslie
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Leslie, YES! 😎
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😉
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TUBE !! hey, brother – u outdid yourself on this one, which could be the peak of your career so far – congratulations – i’m putting u in 4 knighthood with the queen !
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Dearing, Tubularsock thanks you for your clear ability to see brilliance in action.
Sorry for the delay on the secure phone plan. Soon. The CIA are usually asleep on Sundays.
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Tube:
I have my own personal nickname for Herr Donald. I call him TOG TRUMP. TOG stands for Tub of Guts. One thing for sure about Donald, Big Macs go in one end–bullshit comes out the other..
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Batt, you’ve got that right! Everything one eats at McDonalds does that however.
Like “TOG TRUMP”! Fits the bill.
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Yep, the death of an empire can get pretty fucking ugly, especially when all that is left are dumb-fuck business and shyster assholes left, on the left, middle and right, to run it!
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sojourner, you have such a way with words ……. Tubularsock is in agreement!
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And now, let’s hold a President Pride Parade…
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Sha’Tara, GREAT IDEA and just think we can save bigly on GAS balloons!
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Not that I have any undue affection for “royalty”, but I bet when IT is on ITS way for a state visit, the queen and her entourage are exactly like Captain Kirk in Undiscovered Country when they had to host a dinner with the Klingons.
Remember all the eye rolling and sighing and dread from the crew of the Enterprise?
Although a dinner with Kliingons would be, in my opinion, delightful and charming compared to having to spend every five minutes with IT.
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selizabryan, you make an exceptionally excellent point and the fact that you are able to articulate deep space concepts so effortlessly is amazing!
No question that Capt. Kirk could have used your abilities with so many awkward social spacial situations. Not to mention the present Queen and her staff.
One possible solution, which Tubularsock knows you have already contemplated is stuffing “IT” into a Russian made rocket and sending him to deep space.
But on the other hand, why contaminate deep space so soon.
Thanks for your comment.
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Okay, we’ll leave deep space as it is, clean and pure. But since the orbit right outside of Earth is apparently littered with our electronic trash and other man-made debris, sending the rocket right there wouldn’t change the landscape much. Except the thought of him circling around right up there in the sky with the satellites and spy equipment would be disconcerting, wouldn’t it? Blllaaaaaahhhh! What to do, what to do………
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Hey Tub – the Queen sends her regards and asks that you prevent the orange arrogance from travelling abroad! Any chance?
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Opher, Tubularsock thanks you for passing on the Queen’s request through non-diplomatic channels.
It is a difficult request due to our loss recently of the English Ambassador to the United States.
However, because you are WHO you are Opher, Tubularsock will carry out the mission.
We here, in the U.S.. have been hoping that he’d be caught on the wrong side of the DMZ!
toodle-oo
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