SAME SHELL GAME DIFFERENT PEAS & KAREN PENCE!
OK, here’s Tubularsock’s take on all this political bull shit.
We all know that Orange-Donnie-Little-Dick is a fucking crook!
We all know that Step-en-fetch-it-Barack is a fucking crook!
We all know that Killary-The-Bitch-Clinton is a fucking crook!
We all know that Head-Up-His-Ass-George W. is a fucking crook!
We all know that the Bill-Stained-Dress-Clinton is a fucking crook!
And we all know Walking-Alzheimer’s-Biden is a fucking crook!
But none of that matters.
These are the offers from the power elite for the American citizen to choose from and it is a closed system. THEY WERE PRE-CHOSEN for you to vote for and THAT is what is called a “FREE” election in the United States!
That is why we continue wars of aggression throughout the world attacking whomever we wish and supporting terrorists throughout the world to destabilize areas and KEEP them destabilized to “OUR” corporate advantage.
You do realize that the CIA is one of the largest TERRORIST groups IN THE WORLD! Right?
EVEN though the vast majority of American citizens DON’T WANT WAR!
We have continue war ……… NO MATTER which pre-selected presidential candidate you have the “freedom” to vote for in ANY given election.
Tubularsock calls it FreeDoom voting!
Yet it seems that few American citizens seem to notice and even fewer seem to care. They seem to rally around the clowns and circus not noticing it is all being orchestrated and at the end of the “free” election it is business as usual.
Yet, what seems to be true may not be. There is a bright side. There is a huge number of Americans who appear to have caught on that they have been herded like sheep and have decided NOT TO VOTE at all.
And for Tubularsock that is a possible beginnings of citizen “blow-back”. It is not not voting for lack of interest it is a lack of interest because in truth it is a LACK OF CHOICE!
They just would rather not vote than to vote for the same old same old.
But for Tubularsock THAT is only the first step. Recognition that you have been HAD!
Oh, and if you haven’t noticed the usual business does nothing to enrich the average Joe Schmo or his family ……. but there is always iPhone70 to entertain them.
Yet, here we go again ………
The Ukraine and the whistle-blower …… have YOU read the 9-page whistle-blower complaint? Tubularsock has and it is clear enough to prove that Orange-Dump is pretty much a C-rated mafia boss in a B rated movie with nothing even close to a “10” performance.
Talking about pathetic ………… Dump is pathetic. A true 3, max! And only that is due to breast size of a fat old man!
And to see a Ukraine comic and an American game-show host have a press conference together is really rich!
THIS!, is what World Leadership has come to?
And even more scary is the current dominate concept that the United States power elite puts Joe and Don up AS LEADERSHIP for the future for this country.
It is pretty much like stacking shit on top of shit and asking for a vote!
FLUSH …….. is the only answer if that is what the final ballot shows.
One really has to ponder, is this really the end of civilization? This is the level we have come to? Makes Global Warming look good!
And if your stomach hasn’t turned yet just take a second to look at Kellyanne Conway and Sarah Sanders defense of the Orange Turd and tell Tubularsock if you can tell the difference between them and a bedpan full of afterbirth fluid clinging to life support.
Damn those two are repulsive semi-human beings! Amen.
But you don’t think Tubularsock is going to leave you on such a downer note do you?
Hell no!
The entire shit show is represented best with “Mother” (Karen Pence) proclaiming, at a Minnesota campaign rally that she likes how Trump treats young women and sees the respect he has for his daughters.
Right on Karen, Donnie wanted to “date” and fuck Ivanka and in general grab pussies of women!
At least from this photo Karen seems to be prepared to protect herself from Donnie’s treatment of women.
But EVEN MORE QUESTIONABLE coming from a woman who teaches at a “religious” school which bans LGBT students is her husband’s “open relationship” with Donnie as shown in this photo.
But nothing turns “Mother” on more than Trump Fucking the American Flag!
Karen Pence TOO as well as her husband has lost all true perception and has fallen quickly into the cesspool of religious hypocrisy.
But why not, Mother should have remembered that playing with the DEVIL taints one’s soul …… amen.
THE WRITING IS ON THE WALL …
Tubularsock 
A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices.
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There is no question about that TLAB! And we are a nation of them!
Thanks for the comment.
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I agree with that statement… WORD FOR WORD!
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Great article, Tube. It seems to sum up state of presidential election quite nicely. The only thing you left out are the hackable voting machines. I personally don’t feel there is any chance of free and fear election in the US until they require states to go back to paper ballots.
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Thanks DrB.
Well, we’ll never see paper ballots again however even when we had them someone was always prone to “stuff” them-there-ballot-boxes. Remember?
It is much like the filibuster, the Electoral College, and money in politics. Each party says these thing need to be changed but only when they are the party out of power.
Once they are in power again they are the ones to use them!
“Seems like the only thing in politics that doesn’t change is no change.” Another Tubularsock observation.
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If Tubularsock remembers correctly that was a Roland and Martin spin off.
SOCK IT TO ME!?
Tubularsock liked them along with the Smothers Brothers.
You can’t go home again ……… all we have is present moment!
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Sha’Tara, Tubularsock put the Sock it to Me response in the wrong place …. oh well. Tubularsock hates order!
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You’re right Tube, that’s a pathetic list of politicians.
Leslie
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Well Leslie, Tubularsock would rather be wrong but that is not the case. But the scary part is that these politicians are just the reflection of the American people! Life is a reflection!
Thanks for you comment.
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You have a lot of good people there in the USA. You just need to get one of them into office.
Leslie
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You can’t get good people into office there. They have a special program to scan individuals entering the White House. Any with even a residue of goodness will be eviscerated. In my lifetime, those who tried, died.
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Good point Sha’Tara.
Leslie
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Sure, besides Tubularsock there are at least two, maybe three good people in the U.S. but Tubularsock has to agree with Sha’Tara on this one Leslie, if a good person ever gets close they just get assassinated.
Jimmy Carter, who Tubularsock didn’t like BUT over time he has proven THE ONLY truly moral President in U.S. History. But NO ONE in government helped him stay past one term. You can’t profit with a moral leader with principles. Too bad, but that’s that!
Maybe it is going to have to be Tubularsock 2020 ….. just add it up!
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Ah yes! Perhaps we can revive that old saying of the Seventies thus: “Tubular… Tubular… Tubular Sock it to me! Sock it to me! Sock it to me… Oh yeah, Tubular Sock it to me!!!”
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Tube:
Once more you’ve inspired a poem:
There once was a man named Mike Pence…
Who seemed to be generally dense…
His political career was on hold…
He was starting to fold..
When he met a New York Con Man…
And Pence came up with a new plan…
Sign on as the Con Man’s veep…
Even though said Con Man was a bit of a creep….
So Pence was to do what he was told…
And never was he to scold…
For any of the Con Man’s transgressions…
No matter if they left any bad impressions…
So Pence and his dutiful wife Karen….
Began their crusade..
Which required they drink the Trump Kool Aide…
They should fawn over him when they meet him…
And genuflect when they greet him…
Thus Pence and his wife have lost their class…
Because they have their heads so far up Trump’s ass..
That when Trump takes a crap..
They are there to unwrap…
Without any issues…
Trump’s monographed toilet tissues…
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Batt, at times Tubularsock thinks you may be a mole within the White House because of all the reasonable insider information you seem to provide. Are you really the whistle blower?
Those in high places want to know.
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Tube::
Well.. I do like to toot my own horn. I don’t know if that makes me a whistle blower or not.
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In your opening monologue, even though it was equal opportunity insults to a variety of folk, the only one with a racist nature to it happened to be Obama with the description of “step n fetch it”.
Everyone else was just general insults not related to race. Probably unconsciously done, but still….
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Thank you for the comment, selizabryan, as well as your observation that the descriptive racial term (“step n fetch it”) may carry some unintended racial content.
Tubularsock could also add that some could make an argument that the term “Bitch” while describing Killery may carry some unintended gender content as well.
In both cases Tubularsock had all the intention in the world to use these terms to describe these two hypocrites and the terms fit the individuals as intended.
The problem comes when these terms are used as a descriptive of ALL Blacks or ALL women. At that point these terms become “racial” or “gender” catchall phrases.
Tubularsock is very specific in the term “step n fetch it” as directed toward Barack Obama.
He came into office and immediately pulled the old fast one on those who had put faith in him by his BILL SHIT, “looking forward and not backward”
So NO ONE WAS EVER held accountable to the American public for LYING us into war. The least that should have been done was to bring Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld,and Wolfowitz up on charges for war crimes.
BUT NO, “ol’ step n fetch it” did just as the massa’s had directed him to do.
Remember Obummer came into office with the HOPE and CHANGE anthem but ended caving into the Military-Industrial Complex and continued the regime change wars and expanded them as well. THAT was his second step into his quagmire of his STEP N FETCH IT activities.
And three times makes a “step n fetch it” moment a charm.
He sold out the nation to the BANKS and economically crushed THE PEOPLE!
Tubularsock doesn’t really care if Obama is Red, White, or Black but what he has proven himself to be is A HOUSE NIGGER! Plain and simple.
The Corporate Capitalist Masters told him to jump and all that son of a bitch did was ask how high!
Fuck Him!
And Tubularsock could cover his CIA connections but hell EVERYONE have those. It just goes to show how egalitarian we Americans happen to be.
Hmmm, for some reason Tubularsock is hungry for watermelon.
Cheers!
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There was only one way Obomber could get his Oval Office position and that was by agreeing to be yasum massah to his handlers, namely the Fed, banksters and the military. Then he went on a most hypocritical war criminal killing spree with Killary “we came, we saw, he died. He was shaking hands with Malala Yousafai while drone bombing school buses, hospitals and wedding parties in Afghanistan. Rest my case, I do.
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I understand the rage, guys. We’re the peons and they’re the 1%, the smallest numbers on the planet with the most amount of power and as we know, power corrupts. My complaint surrounds the delegation of insults. If they’re all equally evil, then it’s not just Obama who steps n’ fetches.
Trump steps n fetches.
Hillary steps n fetches.
George W. steps n fetches.
Bill steps and fetches.
Biden steps and fetches.
In my circles, anybody can be a N-word. Skin color is irrelevant. So to delegate that extremely derogatory, 300-year-old-open-wound of a word to Obama alone is liberal bias.
Therefore, in the vein of equal insults all around:
George W. is a house n-word.
Hillary is a house n-word.
Biden is a house n-word.
Bill is a house n-word.
And the biggest house n-word of all is Trump himself.
Oh, and to make it completely fair: everybody’s a bitch, too.
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selizbryan, Tubularsock has absolutely no problem with calling ALL OF THEM “step n fetches”. Even if it does give Lincoln Perry a bad name!
And they are easily all “house niggers” and bitches as well!
Thanks selizbyan for your egalitarian view.
Now that we got all that liberal bias cleared up Tubularsock can get back to hating everyone equally.
Cheers.
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Adidas???? Say what? That was supposed to be ‘did I’
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Adidas by any other name would be “didI”.
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Fabulous Tub!!! Keep up the tirade of truth!!
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Tubularsock is glad you liked it. “T of T” ….. almost explosive!
Great slogan, Opher. Have you ever thought about a career in advertising?
In your spare time of course.
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Reblogged this on Opher's World and commented:
So much to think about!
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Once again thank you for the reblog. Appreciated.
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