TRUMP “TWEET-TIME OCCURRENCE
This is an on going story and the Tubularsock News Team is on the ground and creating news in the making!
Stay tuned!
According to multiple people familiar with the encounter citing an unnamed person with knowledge familiar with the move who spoke to TUBE NEWS on condition of anonymity to discuss an ongoing investigation into the sensitivity of the issue which has occurred right in plain site of the White House lawn.
TUBE NEWS declining to be quoted by name but rather citing unnamed law enforcement sources not authorized to discuss personnel matters publicly have stated that the incident may involve deep state broad range topics of top secret national security concerns.
According to three Republicans who spoke on the condition of their anonymity due to fear of repercussions stated that “ . . . all of that is water over the damn and under the bridge now”.
THIS IS A NEWS BREAKING STORY LINE SO UPDATES ARE INEVITABLE!
NEWS FLASH:
Early this morning just about “tweet-time” the man some call President was grabbed by a huge hand that had pierced the White House lawn and Trump was pulled downward to what many are calling “not heaven”!
Few can actually verify the incident with the exception of TUBULARSOCK, “. . . first hand coverage, second hand news.”
The following is the actual photograph taken by Tubularsock at 3:43 AM EST.
There can be NO DISPUTE of the evidence posted herein.
Tubularsock was THERE!
And YOU thought it was a slow news day ……. HA!
LOCK HIM UP (down there)!
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LOL!
ONLY IF ……………….
Tubularsock does like that tune.
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Is he meeting the Russians down there.
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His buddies from ISIS most likely.
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ShaTara you may be on to something. He has joined all the other terrorist Presidents of the U.S. and continued the kill!
Damn! Where did Tubularsock put his red, white and blue flag?
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LOL
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Ohhhhhh, so that is why he’s rushing, comrade Only Author!
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If there is a god, she must be lonely in heaven.
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….but Trump sure as hell ain’t gonna be lonely where’s he’s going.
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mistermuse, you have got that right! From the looks of it it may becoming overcrowded from this administration alone.
Edges out the rest of us! Damn.
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Don’t fear that katharineotto, SHE is most comfortable sitting on those puffy clouds.
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But why didn’t the hand drag down the rest of the government with it?
Hand! Come back! Take the congress, the supreme court, the pentagon, etc, etc, and the rest of this ‘exceptional’ “shithole” down with you! Please! Come back!
I guess this hand from hell can only stand so much of this obnoxious shit at one time. If so, now this hand knows how many of the rest of us feel every day of our existence on this planet sized insane asylum.!
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Sojourner, Tubularsock gives you a hand for that idea!
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Reblogged this on Opher's World and commented:
More genius from Tub!!
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LOL…Love this!
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Cheryl, Tubularsock loves that you “love this”! Thank you for taking the time to leave your comment.
Cheers.
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… and I love that Tubularsock loves that Cheryl loves this. Are we having a love-in yet?
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Now, now Sha’Tara.
Tubularsock believes that there are just not enough “love-ins” today.
The fact that Cheryl “loved” Tubularsock’s work just goes to show that she has a great eye for brilliance!
Now Sha’Tara, sit back and sing three stanzas of “With a love like that you know it can’t be bad”!
Cheers
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She says she loves you
And you know that can’t be bad
Yes, she loves you
And you know you should be glad
… 🙂
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You’ve got that “news speak” down pretty pat there Tubuarsock.
Leslie
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Thanks Leslie, it comes with the territory.
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Is that hand for hire? I’ve got a few candidates for the underlife!
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As in EVERY good Western Movie there is, Opher …….. “That Hands’ For Hire, Partner”!
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