Tubularsock

TUBULARSOCK, PART-TIME-JOB LACKEY

 

Wow. Christmas is coming and for Tubularsock it is always the opportunity to leave Tubularsock’s top floor corner office in the underground bunker overlooking Washington, DC from Oakland, CA. (see Bunker Tours) and join the underpaid masses of the part-time-job industry.

And it is not all that easy for Tubularsock to find a part-time-job in Tubularsock’s area of expertise, political enforcer and bus driver.

In order to do this Tubularsock had to split his time between the two major political parties.

Oh sure, Tubularsock can supply pictures for you non-readers!

Sometimes in politics being run over by a bus or a CIA-heart attack is just business as usual. Other times a professional “fixer” is called in to handle some types of nasty pests before they spoil the broth. If you get Tubularsock’s drift.

 

And then driving bus isn’t such a bad job except in this case Tubularsock had to drive the entire trip in reverse in order to fit with the nature of the candidate’s mindset.

So much for low paid part time seasonal work for another year. Tubularsock has heard that some openings may be available with ISIS soon. Cash on the barrelhead and all the grenades you can eat.

See, there is always something!