Tubularsock has been working diligently in Tubular’s chemistry lab on Tube’s new “lack of function” virus.
Seems through mere observation Tubularsock has noticed that you can fool ALL the people ALL the time.
The great thing about Tubularsock’s “lack of function” virus is just that IT HAS NO FUNCTION!
And thereby, you don’t have to worry about it.
So if the power structure has frightened you with their “gain of function” virus and hyped you up beyond belief so as to rush off and get a shot that spreads the virus as well as not having the shot then relax.
Tubularsock to the rescue.
THE TUBULARSOCK “LACK OF FUNCTION” VIRUS IS FOR YOU!
As you know by now “gain of function” that THAT deformed little midget/ halfling Anthony Fauci helped to promote, even when it was against the law, GAINED us all, SARS-Covid-2 which created Covid-19.
Covid-19 is a bio-weapon made in China and funded by the United States. WE HAVE THESE LABS ALL OVER THE WORLD doing this shit!
And we still have The-Little-Halfling-Half-Wit “directing and advising” us all on what our Covid Policy should be even though he helped to create it.
OK AMERICANS …….. how dumb is that?
But hell, it’s business as usual whether we have an old half witted shit for brains as President or a totally psychopathic head up his ass orange turd for President.
It matters not. Just as long as the money is divided 1 for you, 15 trillion for the “1%!
Oh ….. you think because you are paying for it you “deserve” more? Fucking Socialist!
Tubularsock 
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It looks like you’re saying..”ouchi…”
To the esteemed Dr. Fauci…
You apparently feel he’s a cunning little shit…
While many feel he really is “IT…”
So who’s right…You or the doc?…
Which one of you is promoting a croc?…
Could it be that both of you are right?..
As we learn more about Covid, our national fright…
Fauci is warning of a new Frankenstein…
While you warn of the new vaccines..
As you sip your Wild Turkey and wine…
Was Covid an experiment that got out of the lab?…
Leaving the world to pick up the tab…
And are efforts to stop it a bit too fast?…
Will a better vaccine come along?
One that will work better and last….
The answers to these questions many lie just ahead…
While in the meantime there are more and are dead…
That’s not a very comforting thought…
So in the mean time pour me a glass of Wild Turkey…
From the bottle you just bought…
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Well thank you so much, a poetic flu
You may need a “shot” of some oozy old goo
No question about it, Fauci’s a shit
Do you understand that one little bit
He’s out to gain your function as fast as he can
And put his cash in the bank and keep out of a jam
His “shot” ain’t worth a shit to help the community
While your own body has natural immunity
So grab that bottle of fine Wild Turkey
And after three gulps you’ll feel way more perky!
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For me the take home message is the US government is so incompetent it can’t even produce a workable biological warfare agent.
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DrB. You make an excellent point but Tubularsock believes that you are being a bit harsh with the Greatest Democracy of All Time and Space.
After all, it is ONLY our twelve millionth attempt!
But remember, the U.S. only is doing this for the good of mankind/womenkind/childrenkind!
And always remember “our” battle cry: “We are napalming that village to save it!”
Thanks for your insight.
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Good poetic counterpunch. If you give one as effective to the diminutive Dr. Fauci you’ll probably flatten him. And you wouldn’t be able to give him mouth to mouth resuscitation because of Covid.
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Batt, just the thought of the suggestion of “mouth to mouth resuscitation” on Fauci is just way too much of a repulsive thought to think for Tubularsock.
Tubularsock had to wash his mind out with soap.
Feeling better now.
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I didn’t think that I or anybody, for that matter, could ever gross you out. Even Trump couldn’t do it. But a mild mannered physician can. Are you losing your touch?
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