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BIRD BRAINS

Posted: August 18, 2025 in America Asleep, AMERICAN HYPOCRISY

A guest blog from a great friend of Tubularsock.

And of course Tubularsock is in total agreement.

Your comments are welcome ……… enjoy!

BIRD BRAINS

                       The Crow and the Hawk

About six months ago, a crow showed up on our deck.
We have many crows flying over our yard, occasionally hanging
out for awhile in our trees, before they move on.
This crow was different.
We found out that he had been abandoned as a very young crow,
“saved’” and adopted by some people in the neighborhood.
So he grew up in what for a crow would be an “abnormal family,
setting”, never really fully learning to be a “regular” crow, nor how to comport himself as a crow. . .
When his “people” moved away, he was left to fend for himself
and of course sought out what he knew—humans.
The other crows in the neighborhood shunned him.
He was not a “regular” crow.
So he inserted himself into human groups and gatherings.
Some of the humans saw him as obnoxious, pushy, and destructive.
He demanded to enter houses, tore up decorative flags
and umbrellas, tapped on windows to be let in . . .
He was a fellow WITHOUT BOUNDARIES.
Other humans found him “cute”, a “phenomenon”, a “charming trickster”. . .

I personally found him scary.
It was the no-boundaries.
The pushiness.
The destructiveness.
The refusal to leave when asked.
The seeming sense of “entitlement”.
His attempts to “dominate” our deck.

We tried kindness.
We tried words.
We put up decoy spinners.
We resorted to the hose.
And then to nails on the railings.
Nothing deterred him.
Until he encountered a visiting HAWK.
Then the crow RAN (flew) as fast as he legs (wings) would
carry him.
Ducking for cover.
Hiding.
If he could have managed it—tail between his legs.
The crow had met a powerhouse that quite simply he was no match for.
Would never be.
Trump and Putin.
Meeting in Alaska.
The Ukraine question.
The bully crow (Trump) caved (wisely)
when he met the hawk (Putin)
A crow doesn’t “negotiate” with a hawk.
He needs only his instincts to tell him he is out-matched, out-smarted, and out-powered.
“And he flew home as fast as Air Force One would carry him—right into Sean Hannity’s loving arms.”

YOU KNOW FOR TUBULARSOCK YOU JUST HAVE TO WAIT IN THE SAME PLACE LONG ENOUGH AND THE STUPIDITY OF OUR “LEADERS?” ALWAYS SHOWS IT SELF.

THE SAD THING IT IS ALWAYS

Ad nauseam!

Once again Tubularsock is in awe of the profundity of the stupidity of our governmental “leaders”.

Oh, nothing new here. But it does boggle the mind. Pass the whiskey.

The amount of shit-ism is astounding. It is the last historical steps of an empire that has lost all semblance of intelligence and is on the rapid decline to oblivion.

And who would be the epitome of this total downfall?

Donald Trump. An empty box with a clown like bloated face and hair that looks like a cheap mop. Seriously, a Costco discounted mop from China!

Now to be fair, old fucked-up Joe Biden helped a great deal to fuck up the economy and the country even if he DIDN’T know which country he was in at any given time.

As well as the Oligarchy’s—-“white-man’s-step-and-fetch-it”, Obummer with a white mother who was a spook with the CIA or the head up his butt Little Shrub all contributed to the country’s decline as the bottom is coming into view.

It is a surprise it has lasted this long.

And the citizens that seem to be all asleep may even start a revolution when the shelves at Walmart or Costco empty out.
Or as odd as it seems instead of our Founding Father’s Call for “LIBERTY” and “JUSTICE” for some we in today’s lexicon call for “CHEAP EGGS” !
Sure that cracks Tubularsock up even if it is Tubularsock’s own yoke. HA-HA-HA!
So now what a wonderful time for Tubularsock’s Two-Minute Soliloquy :
With the future moving in fast and a people not even aghast. Is the WE THE PEOPLE project crashing to an end. Really, has it really ever began?
Our history has shown we haven’t been the brightest with slavery and the land grab from those who lived on it before we showed up.
From all the wars we helped to create and our slaughtering of jillions of people in the name of saving the world.

Yeah, maybe it is time to let it all go and just accept the seemingly fact that we have failed our “democratic” experiment.

TO BE SURE: Many political types will defiantly send out “A STRONGLY WORDED LETTER”!

Rest assured!

Now Tubularsock woke up this morning with a bright and delightful outlook.
So much for that.
Started with the regular regurgitated shit we call “NEWS” and without a second thought THE PLAN came right in the open.
Donnie’s in big trouble.
Tubularsock knows you are going to ask ……… “How’s that?”
Simple — because THE PLAN has gotten out of the bag and Tubularsock doesn’t really know if even Trump and his team even know it yet.
So if Tubularsock’s treatise is anything then, it’s a warning. You know, like a “heads up”. It’s the very least Tubularsock can do for his country.
Don’t thank Tubularsock now. But sometimes it is just the honorable thing to do regardless of one’s personal desires.
“Compassion is one of the highest of all the energy power patterns. As we shall see, our capacity to understand, forgive, and accept is directly linked to our personal health.”
——- David Hawkins …. POWER VS. FORCE
Hmmm. Maybe Tubularsock isn’t all that altruistic. Just maybe Tubularsock is just looking after HIS OWN personal health.
So much for ideals.

You may have noticed that Trump’s view on IRAN has the regular hostility that is required if you fail to understand world peace. Bravado has always been the hallmark of foreign policy and so it goes.
But recently The Dump has curtailed his negative talk about Iran on a regular basis until his latest political blast by telling Iran that IF HE IS HARMED he has left orders for Iran to be obliterated!
Hmmm. That doesn’t sound peace-loving.
“During Dump’s 2024 presidential campaign, “Law Enforcement Officials” had warned, that word was out that Tehran allegedly had placed operatives in the U.S. with access to surface-to-air missiles.
The fear was that “Trump Force One” (what Trump calls Air Force One) may be in danger of being shot down.”
———- According to Alex Isenstadt’s new book, Revenge: The Inside Story of Trump’s Return to Power, due to be released March 8th.
Further Isenstadit related a story where Trump was secretly put on another plane and Air Force One left without him just in case something may happen to Air Force One.
The concerning thing about this incident was many of the White House staff were NOT informed of the fact that the flight MAY BE IN DANGER! Only at take off when they realized that Trump wasn’t on the plane were they informed that they could be shot down by Iranian surface-to-air missiles.

Let that sink in for a minute.
REALLY?
What does that tell you about Trump’s compassion for others?
Or even the FBI’s!
HARSH!
But Tubularsock has figured out THE GREATER DANGER FOR TRUMP!
And who better equals in lack of human compassion than Benjamin Netanyahu!
Netanyahu! has the ability to fuck his own mother for a bagel!
THAT is how fucked up HE is!

And the Tubularsock Theory of Zionism gone mad is this …………..
Fact one: Netanyahu wants the U.S. to start a war with Iran.
Fact two: Trump doesn’t want a war with Iran sucking the U.S. down a one way street.
Fact three: Netanyahu sends HIS boys to take out Trump and blame Iran.
Fact four: The war with Iran Netanyahu wants is achieved.
Fact five: AND DUMP IS DEAD!
An aside: Dear Donnie, NEVER turn you back on a bagel!
Yes this is in code ….. figure it out fast!

 

Tubularsock has spent his life steeped in BULL SHIT.
Oh sure, it can be a great hobby.

When Tubularsock really gets down and dirty Tubularsock ALWAYS puts on his waders and just steps right in the middle of it.

And where BULL SHIT is deepest and thickest is in the political corral when one keeps galloping around in circles. It NEVER seems to get better but only thicker.

So let us together saunter over to the political saloon and take in the action. Come on now, ya-hear?

Now a good friend of Tubularsock has sent this link to this New York Times video dealing with the current Trump approach to his first few days in office. It is most excellent and Tubularsock agrees with the major thrust of the information.

In truth, it really is basic political tactics but because it is the Trump Team doing it it leans to the extreme in execution and noise. And THAT is what makes it so fun!

As far as Tubularsock is concerned the New York Times is NOT a trusted source of information any more than the Peking Review or TASS Russian News Agency happen to be trusted either.

All sources have their own fantasy of how the “news” should be created so it really is up to you how closed/opened YOU care to be. GOOD LUCK WITH THAT.

And if you are mentally deranged enough as to believe that the government works as explained in the average Political Science Textbook YOU ARE TRULY FUCKED UP!

Now don’t take this personally UNLESS you are that deranged!

So Tubularsock thanks Tubularsock’s good friend Charles for this link, enjoy.

And feel free to comment with your thoughts as you see fit.
And sure if you are WRONG, Tubularsock will let you know!

“May The Force Be With You.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Oh HO HUMM BUG!

It’s Christmas time again and again and again.

Is it ever not Christmas time is a capitalist society?

Well, the answer is NO!

BUY NOW, PAY AND PAY AND PAY LATER !

But it is the way it is!

IT IS A LIE. And your very own parents tell this LIE to you over and over and over!

But “. . . it’s all done in fun.” What? To deceive your very own children. HO, HO, HO!

Tubularsock has never liked Christmas much with its Baby Jesus, Santa Clause, Elves running about and that fucking reindeer with the red nose, Rudolph.

It is just a clutter of noice at a high decibel and a hefty price tag which takes many multiple months to pay off just in time to repeat it!

Now don’t get Tubularsock wrong. Tubularsock views all this as a positive as well as destructive. It’s the AMERICAN WAY!

So in the name of good cheer let Tubularsock share Tubularsock’s most favorite Christmas Carol with you and then you can share it at your Christmas dinner.

Need Tubularsock say more?

Guess Who’s Coming To Dinner?

Well, well, well Tubularsock is going to enjoy the next four years or twenty-four years depending on which set of tealeaves you are guided to follow.

Thank GOD he won!

It is not that Tubularsock is a follower of the Orange Bandit but the Empty Box was just too fucking BORING.

Tubularsock was surprisingly impressed with the voting public. They actually came out and voted in impressive numbers and showed skill in determining that the facade of a “woman” becoming President can’t be just any sack-of-shit. Impressive.

All this bullshit and trepidation about the idea that people voted against the Empty Box because she WAS A WOMAN is just plain silly!

People voted AGAINST Kamala because she wasn’t liked AS A PERSON and pushed the empty premise of JOY without understanding that her personality didn’t convey it. Does she even know what it is? Or even WHO she is!

Well, her losing sure brought JOY to Tubularsock even though it came through the back door. OH JOY!

But now that leaves THE DUMP.

As many of you know Tubularsock voted Jill Stein. She had a platform Tubularsock personally believes in and Tubularsock ALWAYS votes his conscious. As a result Tubularsock’s candidates seldom win but Tubularsock sleeps at night when the lights go out.

Now it begins … TRUMPPEDO! … a name coined by Tubularsock of all people.

You see it coming and the wake will be intense and not always beneficial to all but it will be BIG and impressive with a lot of ……… WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!

In truth, Donnie is rather talented in TRUMPPEDO. You’ll see …………………

If anyone in our political class can pull us out of Ukraine and even the Israeli debacle it is Trump!

It is much like, it takes a fiasco to end a fiasco and all Tubularsock knows for sure is that that is going to be a wild ride.

And maybe we’ll live through it.

OR NOT! Om shanti.

Just how far can you go?

Tubularsock is sitting on his top floor corner office balcony overlooking Washington, D.C. from Oakland, Ca. (SEE BUNKER TOUR)

And as usual the void of intellectual ability is truly profound!

In fact, one has to buy a rubberized mental dildo amplifier to stimulate enough mental activity to even get close to some hint of intelligent activity.

Now you’re NOT going to get it from Beach-driven mindless Biden. No, he’s ONLY the “President of the free world”!!!

And as for “Bitch In The Box” Kamala she is just PISS IN THE WIND! Rather sad, really.

And “the coach”? Just how old fashioned and socially backward are we going to get. Just how much down-home-ism can you stomach?

Well there is also the unhinged orange wonder with his sidekick Bible thump-er deranged sidekick with the added attraction of the pro Zionist Palestinian GENOCIDE supporter at their side. That is truly sick!

To say we are FUCKED doesn’t even touch the condition our country is in. We are so Fucked that both parties are screaming how the other is dismantling DEMOCRACY!

Now just who really believes we have ever been a democracy? But for those who have awakened it is obvious WE HAVEN’T! And we have NEVER HAD ONE!

Get fucking real.

Tubularsock’s question to you is simple.

Can YOU support a GENOCIDE and provide arms of destruction to continue a GENOCIDE IN YOUR NAME and pretend it is not happening?

For how long? Tubularsock is waiting.

TUBULARSOCK is just sitting around trying to figure out which world tragedy is bad enough to be concerned about. Oh, killing children by the hundreds once was considered something that should be stopped! You know out of sake for humanity. Not anymore. Now we WRITE a STRONGLY worded letter to whoever is doing the killing and then sell them MORE bombs!

Oh sure, WE ALL care about the future of humanity. Well — except for those guys and that group over there and this group who don’t look like us. WELL SHIT! Who do we like?

One thing for sure WE DO WANT THEIR OIL, URANIUM, AND TREES but “they” seem to be in the way!

The solution is obvious. We’ll bring DEMOCRACY to them via WAR! That should do it! Oh, has Tubularsock mentioned “God Bless America” yet? Consider it done.

Because Americans don’t read much anymore Tubularsock will add some pictures with a message for your consumption. Hey, it’s a mental exercise.

THINK ON THAT!

TIME WILL END IT ALL AND US TOO!