SCARAMUCCI THE DOUCHE, FLUSHED!
The humor train is still racing down the tracks in Tweet’s White House. Removing Anthony Scaramucci, the ultimate douche-bag, because of his erratic speech patterns such as using “cock blocking” as a government tactic was so shocking EVEN to the pussy grabbing Commander of Sleaze!
“The president certainly felt that Anthony’s comments were inappropriate for a person in that position,” stated Sarah Huckabee Sanders, the White House press secretary.
Hot damn, that is got to be one of the most hypocritical statements so far in this administration. How funny can it get.
The crime is Anthony out Trumped Trump! THAT gets you fucking fired, dude!
Melania Trump and Ivanka were “disgusted” and “offended” by Scaramucci’s expletive-laden interview with the New Yorker Magazine. You know, being both plastic filled women and used to pussy grabbing just finds cock blocking something they have to do every time Orange-Tweet comes near them!
Melania even has gone as far as not even wanting to hold the hand that touches that part of Orange Tweets body. Now that shows good judgement!
But there will be more, so stay tuned for ************** the downfall of John Kelly as he ****************
“ENDS THE WHITE HOUSE CHAOS” episode 13.
See the Commander of Chaos chained to his chair just out of reach of the “tweet-machine”. It is called RADICAL INTERVENTION!
Oh, has anyone noticed that the Pentagon is setting up to hit North Korea? Hell folks, it is literally a tweet away form coming to pass. But look over here, as Garfunkel and Oates sings, “This Party Took a Turn for the Douche”!
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