Archive for March, 2022

What in the fuck has happened to “comedy”?

During Henny Youngman’s day in the late 1930’s on radio, in clubs and speakeasies he was the master of “one liners” and his wife jokes were a mainstay of his work. “Take my wife …….. PLEASE!” and “My wife said to me, ‘For our anniversary I want to go somewhere I’ve never been before.’ I said, ‘Try the kitchen!’”

He had an inoffensive, friendly style of comedy but today he’d find himself in hot water with the feminists for sure. But a good joke is ALWAYS worth the price.

If you give a shit about the Oscars (which if you do Tubularsock already has a judgment against you and your intelligence —- not that it matters, just sayin’) then you already know about this comedy of errors between Will Smith hitting Chris Rock on stage.

Chris Rock was doing his comic rant and drops a joke about Will Smith’s wife shaving her head. It was a weak “G.I. Jane joke” except it hit a touchy subject with Will Smith.

Will gets up from his front row seat and comes up on stage a slaps Chris across the face and says as he was returning to his seat, “Keep my wife’s name out of your fucking mouth”!

Jada Pinkett Smith has alopecia, a condition that causes hair loss and balding. She has been open about her experience with hair loss and got her head shaved last July.

Ok. Comedy is a rough sport and has always had its mean spirited tendency and chancy “you can’t say that” eggier aspects. It has always been what made comedy comedy. Oh Well, times change ……….. now we have PC culture and those who adhere to it are complete assholes who thinks and report to the rest of us that their diarrhea doesn’t stink.

Of course they are incorrect “. . . AND SO’S YOUR MOTHER”!

You may recall George Carlin’s joke about the “Seven Words You Can Never Say On Television”

The words, in the order Carlin listed them, are: “shit”, “piss”, “fuck”, “cunt”, “cocksucker”, “motherfucker”, and “tits”.

This is just one of so many well constructed routines showing Carlin’s genius as a comedian.

Man! Would he have gone nuts over the material which is just sitting up there in the air in our present illusionary reality.

Not all comedic direction pleases everyone and that is what makes it a dangerous sport.

And the more one weaves dangerous “word speak” into their work the more intriguing and more interesting it becomes in Tubularsock’s view. Chancy yes, creative yes, and funny if the punch line doesn’t end up as a punch in your face. But on second thought there were more pies in the face than there are now. Seems now our society leans toward the 45 to the head. The innocence age is wayyyyyy over!

Take for example racial slurs like honky, nigger, hebe, raghead, gook all dangerous to use in a comic routine but one would be walking on eggshells in our current society. Not there wouldn’t be some pretty funny stuff created but risky.

But Tubularsock knows for sure that one could find a following no matter how gross you’d become. And Tubularsock would be in the front row!

And what would one do with all the “faggot” jokes or “lezzo” jokes? Well from Tubularsock experience you’d find it difficult to find a seat in the sea of faggots and lezzos that would show up for the show in the SF Bay Area.

It appears to Tubularsock that humor and comedy is in the mind of the beholder and not all humor and comedy fits all points of view and lifestyles.

And the stronger one is in their gender, race, and religious/spiritual lifestyle the heavier the joke can be flung at them without hostile repercussions.

They’d either not pay any attention to you or they’d join in on the joke due to their own solidity within themselves.

A case in point for Tubularsock was when Dick Gregory, ‘60s comedian and civil rights crusader, entitled his book NIGGER.

And he told his mother that he named his book NIGGER so whenever she heard that term she could think whoever said it was advertising his book.

Which only goes to show that if you are STRONG AND TRUE TO YOURSELF …….. the jokes on them!

The thing that bothers Tubularsock about WAR is having so many. In our 246 years of being a nation we have been in 225 wars! And that’s not counting the long history of rigging polls, supporting military coups, channeling funds and spreading political propaganda in other countries.

The United States has been involved in a number of foreign interventions throughout its history that are not called wars yet many people get killed.

And what is way worse in Tubularsock’s opinion is the political leaders in the United States of America lecturing the World about how WRONG other nations are for having wars and then Moralizing about the subject. The old “pot calling the kettle black” syndrome.

And now here we are once again. If you haven’t looked into this current conflict you would not be aware that the U.S. has been up to it’s “chinny-chin-chin” in setting up this current conflict between Russia and Ukraine. WE HELPED CAUSE IT!

Yet to listen to our propaganda news outlets WE ARE ALL SHOCKED WITH DESPAIR that RUSSIA AND ABOVE ALL PUTIN are so evil.

For Tubularsock it is rather funny to listen to the shit coming out of their mouths except Tubularsock had to get out Tubularsock’s hip-boots to protect Tubularsock’s shoes.

But then this headline hit the news and enough is enough ……

And just like shit hitting the fan …….. Tubularsock just had to directly respond:

And the beat goes on ………………

WHO CAN YOU BELIEVE?

Now this is for real. Tubularsock was sitting around Tubularsock’s top floor corner office in Tubularsock’s underground bunker (see Bunker Tour) overlooking Washington, D.C. from Oakland, CA minding Tubularsock’s own business when one of those pesky carrier pigeon popped out of the elevator with one of those “TOP SECRET” war messages.

Damn! It had been a wonderful day until THIS!

Those Russians and Chinese are passing out “Disinformation” again! Wouldn’t you know!

There is always this kind of ironic feeling that comes over Tubularsock when this type of information is so PROMOTED. It just sends out an automatic warning to tread lightly.

The U.S. and World Report YELLED out:

EU Says Russia Reports of Biolabs in Ukraine Likely Disinformation

You see it has been reported that there are fears within our hallowed halls of Government that the Ruskies may take control of “OUR” Biolabs in the Ukraine and OH MY do something BIOLOGICAL!


Immediately our dear America responded by using a know nothing State Department flunkey, Ned Price, to issue a denial maintaining that the Kremlin is, “intentionally spreading outright lies that the United States and Ukraine are conducting chemical and biological weapons activities in Ukraine.” Price called the Russian reports “disinformation,” and “total nonsense,” that had been “debunked conclusively and repeatedly over many years.”

And just as shit flows down hill, White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki, stated that the US, “does not own or operate any chemical or biological laboratories in Ukraine”.

And then Pentagon spokesman John Kirby stated by dodging the question asked and replied by saying the Russian accusations were “absurd” and “laughable,” and added, “There’s nothing to it. It’s classic Russian propaganda. And, I wouldn’t, if I were you, I wouldn’t give it a drop of ink worth paying attention to.”

Wow! You have to admit that good lying is an art form BUT only if the people you are talking to are STUPID to what caused all this controversy in the first place.


During testimony before a hearing of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee on Tuesday, Senator Marco Rubio asked Under Secretary of State for Political Affairs Victoria Nuland: “Does Ukraine have chemical or biological weapons?.”

Nuland responded that there are “biological research facilities” in the country.

Oh!
That sure settled that.

Nulled also indicated a fear of the Russians getting hold of those “biological research facilities” and the U.S. and Ukrainian researchers were in communication on how to handle the situation.
Do you think that these “biological research facilities” have the cure for cancer or the common cold or perhaps EVEN the cure for the dreaded COVID?

Or is it just possible that chemical or biological weapons are the main task of these “biological research facilities”? Tubularsock puts his money on the latter being the correct answer.

But The State Department states that, “The US Department of Defense does not own or operate biological weapons labs in Ukraine”.

But slow down and look closely at the government denial responses.
1. “does not own or operate”
2. “there are biological research facilities”
3 “The US Department of Defense does not”

Those responses may in fact be TRUE! But no one ask if the U.S. or any “private” contracts were issued to work on chemical or biological weapons in these Ukrainian Labs. DENIAL AND OBFUSCATION ARE PLAYED AS A WORD GAME in these types of interchanges.

And just as the Wuhan Lab in China has had a VERY HIGH probability of creating the Covid pandemic, PAID FOR by the U.S. Government so are Ukrainian Labs experimenting and handling “especially dangerous pathogens” paid for the U.S. Government.


But the REAL QUESTION that needs to be ask is just why on earth are WE even messing with “Gain of Function” research in the first place?

Why would anyone in their right mind CREATE pathogens THAT DO NOT EXIST until we create them so as to CREATE a vaccine to PROTECT us from something we have created?

And the term “anyone in their RIGHT mind” is a dead give away!
And knowing this why do we continue doing it?
Man’s inhumanity to man could be changed ……….

SO WHY DON’T WE DO THAT?

Now let’s just save time and get right down to the NUTS and bolts of this Ukrainian issue and clear it up so you don’t have to spend your time researching and pondering.

A great friend of Tubularsock sent this You Tube video to Tubularsock’s Underground Bunker (see Bunker Tour) by carrier pigeon, a clear CIA dodge thank goodness!

Tubularsock will be interested if you find this helpful to you ………………………….

If for any reason this video is taken off Tubularsock’s post due to copyright issues Tubularsock is going to split the address link into two parts. Then put the two parts back together and that should get you where you need to go. If there’s a will, there’s a way.

https://www.youtube.com/watch ?v=TzgPJeYZaOU&t=180s

THE ABC’S OF UKRAINE

Posted: March 3, 2022 in Ukraine
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In April 1997 Mikhail Gorbachev (recipient of the Nobel Peace Prize) explained to the U.S. Congress that Russia will never allow the West & NATO to expand toward Ukraine because of MILITARY security concerns.

In 2010 Stephen F. Cohan Russian Expert, NYU history professor, speaks to the Carnegie Council and explains that Russia was promised by the U.S. that NATO would NOT ADVANCE on Russian’s borders.

George W. Bush Sr. administration promised Russia that in return for a united Germany in NATO that NATO WOULD NOT EXPAND EASTWARD!

2015 John J. Mearsheimer, prominent American scholar of international relations best known for his theory of offensive realism, spoke about how the U.S. is purposely “baiting the Ukraine” to take a hard line with Russia and promising Ukraine admission into NATO if they challenge Russia.

However Mearsheimer claims that if Ukraine does that the Ukraine would “get wreaked”!

And Mearsheimer suggest that the ONLY WAY out of destruction of Ukraine is that an agreement with all parties that Ukraine would become a neutral country in the area and thereby getting the Ukraine out of the middle of the East/West power game.

Russia has been clear for three decades, “NO NATO ON OUR BOARDERS” and now in 2022 we are surprised about Russia getting fed up with not being listened to?

PEOPLE ARE SURPRISED?

Give Tubularsock a fucking break!