Archive for December, 2019

2020 KNOCKING ON THE DOOR

Posted: December 29, 2019 in HAPPY NEW YEAR 2020
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2020 KNOCKING ON THE DOOR

STEP BY STEP, INCH BY INCH the New Year approaches and many look forward to setting goals for advancements in their own lives to attempt to accomplish within the new year.

For you that are taking notes, the year Tubularsock is pointing to is 2020!

Yet for Tubularsock the thought of WHAT COULD TUBULARSOCK DO to send us into the new year with joy and thankfulness?

SO HERE’S THE PLAN.

The first step is for Tubularsock to leave his top floor corner office in the underground bunker overlooking Washington, D.C. from Oakland, CA (see Bunker Tour) and proceed with his trusty camera to an isolated cliff.

Perhaps in a National Park that Trump and his grafters and running dogs have been attempting to destroy.

But really a very high and dangerous cliff is all Tubularsock needs.

And then finally using Tubularsock’s camera and the vanity of his “models” Tubularsock will set to work to bring true happiness INTO the New Year.

Could anyone ask for a better New Year 2020 than that?

“Should old acquaintances be forgotten,

And never brought to mind?


Should old acquaintances be forgotten,


And days of long ago!

Chorus: 
For times gone by, my dear

For times gone by,

We will take a cup of kindness yet

For times gone by . . .

And we’ll tak a right guid willie-waught
For auld lang syne!”

A VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR TO YOU FROM TUBULARSOCK!

CHRISTMAS VACATION IMPEACHMENT

Posted: December 25, 2019 in 2020 ELECTION, AMERICAN HYPOCRISY, bull shit as an art form, CHRISTMAS, Congress, corruption, Donald Trump, Impeachment, President Tweet, Psychology
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CHRISTMAS VACATION IMPEACHMENT

Now, now just calm yourselves down.

With the entire fabricated framework of DEMOCRACY in the balance due to a totally corrupt and morally deficient President who is about to be tried in an Impeachment Trial by the United States Senate …….. also known as the upper legislative body ………

The Government is ON CHRISTMAS VACATION!

Yep, nothing spells IMPENDING CRISIS like vacation.

That is why when the Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor they picked a Sunday!

Because, at least then, American’s were “closed”. Sitting around watching baseball and eating apple pie!

And heaven knows with the grueling work load that our dedicated Congressional members have to do and with their meager salaries it is understandable. Vacation!

At a paltry pay rate of $1017.54 to $1041.91 PER WORK DAY our Congressional Members with 171 to 194 days off a year that $174,000.00 a year sure doesn’t go as far as it used to!

Tubularsock knows you feel for them. You know, they have to take the legislation that is written by the corporate lobbyist and fax it to the bill printing office and then place it into the flow of other corporate bills being “legislated” and voted on.

Talking about stress. That is why they have their own swimming pools and and private gyms and lunch rooms within the Capitol building complex!

And because of this constant flow of corporate generated bills our Congressional members don’t even have time to read what they are voting on. But the ayes have it!

Especially if its for building guns and bombs but not so much for health, schools, libraries, infrastructure …… you know, “Just Where Can We Get The Money?”

And all that is necessary to vote is pressing a button. Too busy to write.

And OH YES, OrangeTweet is on vacation as well and it only is costing the tax paying citizens about $104,000,000.00 to date for just his gulf trips!

And the fact that much of that expenditure if paid to Dump’s family businesses is a questionable procedure for any government official to be involved in.

The bottom line ……… is that WE are paying for all of this and ALL OF THIS are off on vacation.

Somehow the gravity of this historical Impeachment event seems to have been lost in the mist of the

HO, HO, HO’S.

But rest assured, they ALL line up at the feeding trough to pick up their “employment” checks …… right on time! (no vacation there)

 

 

MERRY METAPHOR HOHOHO! 2019! A TUBULARSOCK CHRISTMAS.

Posted: December 23, 2019 in Capitalism, CHRISTMAS, Uncategorized
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MERRY METAPHOR HOHOHO! 2019 A TUBULARSOCK CHRISTMAS.

Well it is all winding down now.
People with no money have indebted themselves until next October to spread happiness under a dead or plastic “tree”.

All because “THEY” told you that plastic crap makes one happy!

And “THEY” repeated it to you over and over and over.

And how can your children COMPETE with your neighbor’s children and school mates without an iPhone-10,000?

Yeah, we go through this every year and with the same results nationally.
Higher suicide rates.
Higher alcohol consumption.
Higher drug intake.
And record high depression!

There is something wrong with this picture.
Don’t you think?

Happiness doesn’t lie in having “things”!
And it isn’t improved by having even more because it isn’t the answer to start with.

LESS IS MORE.

Ponder that on Christmas Day over the din.

And just what is Christmas without Tubularsock’s favorite Christmas Carol?
Oh sure …….. sing along!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOg7aPNLLG0

 

 

NO MORE WAR!

Posted: December 21, 2019 in Afghanistan, AMERICAN HYPOCRISY, CIA TERRORISTS, Drones, Foreign Policy
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NO MORE WAR!

 

Tubularsock doesn’t get it.

Recently the “Afghanistan Papers” have been released and you know what ………

THE GOVERNMENT LIED!

And what did we learn from the Pentagon Papers and the Viet Nam War?

THE GOVERNMENT LIED!

Save Tubularsock the explanation how shocked we all are!

FUCKKKKKKKKKK!

You have got to be kidding!

EVERY VETERAN who joined up and fought in these wars who have not joined Veterans For Peace are a shame on this country.

Every parent of a slain solider who still believes that their son or daughter died to protect AMERICA is delusional. Fucking WAKE UP!

Your job, NOW, is to go out and scream from the tallest building that this country should not kill anymore of our children in endless wars.

YOU, mom and dad, are responsible for helping to kill your own son or daughter unless you attempted to stop them from joining.

No more of that shit at the airports saying, “thank you for your service”!

The phrase you should be saying is “You are a dumb fuck for believing in this military bullshit ……. you dumb fuck”.

“They met on the battlefield banner in hand.
They looked out across the vacant land.
And they counted the missing, one upon one,
None upon none.
The war it was over before it begun.

Two little kings playing a game.
They gave a war and nobody came.
And nobody came.
And nobody came.
And nobody came.
And nobody came.”
[repeat and fade]
……. The Monkees – “Zor And Zam”

 

 

 

TUBULARSOCK’S CHRISTMAS WISH!

Posted: December 19, 2019 in 2020 ELECTION, America Asleep, AMERICAN HYPOCRISY, Capitalism, CHRISTMAS, corruption, DEMOCRATS, Donald Trump, economics, Foreign Policy, George Bush, Hillary Clinton, Joe Biden, KAREN PENCE, Mike Pence, MISSILES, Obama, President Tweet, Psychology, RELATIONSHIPS, REPUBLICANS, Rigged Election, Rule of Law, WAR CRIMES, War Criminals
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TUBULARSOCK’S CHRISTMAS WISH!

 

Well it has become extremely difficult to deny that we are living in a complete loony-tune world and the escape hatch has been closed for repairs.

There is an attempt to dump Frumpy-Orange-Dumpy off the wall and all the kings horses and all the kings men won’t be able to put him back together again.

Doesn’t Tubularsock only wish.

No, the Orange-Turd has nine lives and his true followers lap up Orange-Turd’s shit faster than a bag full of Mac-nuggets.

And the Corp-Democraps have done everything they can to keep the same stagnated Biden-Clinton-Obummer clap trap and not even dress it up.

The CorpDems don’t want ANY change to the system in truth. They benefit with Dump in office personally and their income and investment portfolios prove it.

The CorpDems if elected may benefit more if they take control however either way they’ll benefit personally. So FUCK YOU America!

And don’t you worry, either party believes in and supports endless wars because THAT is where the money happens to be.

Helping the poor, helping the sick, helping education, providing education for the incarcerated, investing in infrastructure …….. COST TOO MUCH!

Killing people indiscriminately in other countries WE CAN AFFORD.

That is where the money is made.

And the CorpDems and the Repulicant’s will keep that going and pocket the money.

That is why ANY candidate that is NOT WITH THEM is against THE AMERICAN WAY.

And what is the AMERICAN WAY ——- KILLING!

Don’t think so ………….. take a real look at American History.

Now there is one way to really help shift this inevitable negative direction.

Tubularsock would take Baby-Bush and Obomber and arrest both of them for WAR CRIMES and put them on trial …….. NOW!

You see, if the stand-ins of the powerful keep dodging responsibility for their actions we’ll just keep getting the same corporate puppets.

And you know that is not going to happen so just sit back and say a little prayer for an atomic bomb test going awry and hitting Washington, D.C. while Dump, VP-Dense, and a full session of Congress are in session.

Tubularsock knows it is just too much to ask for BUT Christmas IS coming after-all!

 

TUBULARSOCK, PART-TIME-JOB LACKEY

Posted: December 11, 2019 in 2020 ELECTION, AMERICAN HYPOCRISY, Christmas Jobs, CIA, Conspiracy theory, corruption, DEMOCRATS, Donald Trump, economics, EMPOLYMENT, ENLIGHTENMENT, ISIS, Jobs, Joe Biden, Lobbyist, President Tweet, Psychology, RELATIONSHIPS, REPUBLICANS, Rule of Law
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TUBULARSOCK, PART-TIME-JOB LACKEY

 

Wow. Christmas is coming and for Tubularsock it is always the opportunity to leave Tubularsock’s top floor corner office in the underground bunker overlooking Washington, DC from Oakland, CA. (see Bunker Tours) and join the underpaid masses of the part-time-job industry.

And it is not all that easy for Tubularsock to find a part-time-job in Tubularsock’s area of expertise, political enforcer and bus driver.

In order to do this Tubularsock had to split his time between the two major political parties.

Oh sure, Tubularsock can supply pictures for you non-readers!

Sometimes in politics being run over by a bus or a CIA-heart attack is just business as usual. Other times a professional “fixer” is called in to handle some types of nasty pests before they spoil the broth. If you get Tubularsock’s drift.

 

And then driving bus isn’t such a bad job except in this case Tubularsock had to drive the entire trip in reverse in order to fit with the nature of the candidate’s mindset.

So much for low paid part time seasonal work for another year. Tubularsock has heard that some openings may be available with ISIS soon. Cash on the barrelhead and all the grenades you can eat.

See, there is always something!