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BARACK OBAMA: THE LIE THAT KEEPS ON GIVING!

 

Tubularsock has NEVER liked or trusted Obama.

As many of Tubularsock’ friends were taken in by Obama’s finesse, charm, and intellect ….. Tubularsock was not.

At the outset, Tubularsock FELT something was just wrong with him and his “slick-Willie” ways.

The way he oozed into the National political scene. Who was behind that?

Going back to his eloquent 2004 Democratic Party Convention speech, which Tubularsock felt was excellent on the “outside” BUT something very deeply was JUST WRONG!

Maybe it was living in a very diverse and multicultural city that made Tubularsock more sensitive to “jive”. Maybe it was just Tubularsock’s deep cynical belief that even it looks like a duck, and it quacks like a duck, and it waddles like a duck it just may be still possible that it’s NOT a duck.

Whatever it was …….. there was something just not right.

 

And time has been on Tubularsock’s side …….. that boy’s a scammer!

 

Now the Barack news that has just come to light is that Obama has been, behind the scene, working to hinder Bernie Sander’s unlikely nomination at the Democratic National Convention if for some terrible reason, like popularity, it comes to pass!

Just as Hillary last time RIGGED her nomination and cheated Bernie out of a chance in the competition, a fact that still has been “white” washed in the public sphere but only goes to show you that Trump’s corruption is systemic and the Clinton’s and Obama are cut from the same cloth!

Obama, according to Politico “ . . . would speak up to stop Bernie Sanders from becoming the party’s nominee should the Vermont senator make significant gains”.

The Democrap’s establishment would rather lose the election to Trump than risk a REAL position of CHANGE for their established system of power. THIS has already been proven by Hillary’s dramatic loss which they allowed rather than backing Sanders in 2016. The Democrap establishment will never support true systemic change which would retool the system to real power to the people.

WHO would benefit from REAL health care, FREE education, and SUPPORT for a living wage?

Not Hillary, her family’s set up.

Not Barack, his family’s set up.
So a rounding FUCK YOU AMERICA by the likes of them.

But where is the surprise?

 

So let’s return to yesteryear and follow the bread crumbs ………..

Barack was a college boy with a desire to change the racial situation in the country by community organizing. And he got into this field at 24 years old and hustled himself into a job in Chicago.

At the time he believed that according to his 1995 memoir, Dreams from
My Father, that “Change won’t come from the top . . . Change will
come from a mobilized grass roots. That’s what I’ll do. I’ll organize black folks. At the grass roots. For change.”

Now it took Barack some time working as a “front-Black” for a all White inner-city agency, the Developing Communities Project (DCP), to get accepted by the Black community.

The DCP was an outreach program of The Calumet Community Religious Conference (CCRC) who’s aim it was to get Black churches on Chicago’s South Side to become “agents of change” for their communities.

Barack’s biggest problem was to get Black ministers to “accept” him as Black and then to accept him as a Black who was representing the leadership of the DCP who had been having trouble being trusted by the Black churches because they were White. And maybe even worse Jewish and Catholic as well!

That combination was something that Black pastors viewed with distrust and suspicion which a Reverend Smalls, from the South Side, put succinctly directly to Obama, “ . . . the last thing we need is to join up with a bunch of white money and Catholic churches and Jewish organizers to solve our problems.”

Some of this attitude was expressed, if you recall, when Obama was running for President in the position of many Blacks when they expressed the racist attitude of whether Obama was “Black Enough”.

But Barack pushed on and discovered from several pastors he dealt with a key ingredient best described as having “. . . a church home” for himself. Without that he was viewed as an outsider. That way he could organize from a more trusted platform.

And by golly, Barack Obama found religion! (Hey, you gotta do what you gotta do, right?)

His pastor of choice was The Reverend Doctor Jeremiah A. Wright Jr. of the Trinity United Church of Christ on the South Side. Over the years Wright became Obama’s mentor as well.

From Obama’s very first political activities he spoke as a “dreamer” but a very
pragmatic-dreamer and would “do what it takes” to win.

The Progressives saw and followed the “BLACK-Dreamer” but missed the pragmatic political hack part of the formula.

Barack will suck up to and work to move his personal agenda and EVEN, at one point, endorsed Richard M. Daley for Chicago Mayor!

You may remember Daley for what he’s known best for and that is machine politics, corruption, and racism and being an all around asshole.

Obama backed Daley which paid off when Obama ran for President because many of Daley’s powerful friends supported his campaign. (You know, you’ve got to bend over sometimes to get ahead and with Obama it’s an art form!)

It is worth your time to really look into Barack Obama’s rise to power. He is NOT the man that the image makers have created. His Presidency was lackluster to say the most and his “true beliefs” are really self serving and lack principle.

Now don’t get Tubularsock wrong. Barack’s political ways have been overlooked by the body politic and been idealized by the jive he spills out so well. But his “Hope and Change” talk were just words to him.

He is not an honorable man. He’s just as despicable as Trump but only a different “color-coated” hue!

But for Tubularsock the decisive moment that brought forward this lack of trust, this “feeling” that Barack wasn’t what he seemed was when the TRUTH was exposed and Barack Obama ran for cover and would not stand up and be counted!

If he would have he would have really brought about that “Hope and Change” instead he cringed and joined the lie.

And by doing that threw the U.S. populous under the bus and joined the facade that unless changed will bring the destruction of the country which is well on the way already.

And Tubularsock is referring to the Jeremiah Wright Controversy.

Obama denounced the statements in question that Jeremiah Wright made in his sermons and later in his media appearances that pertained to terrorist attacks on the United States and government dishonesty.

And when it appeared that a significant amount of shade was being cast on Obama for Wright’s remarks rather than REALLY standing up for Hope and Change, Obama took the cowards path and said that he was “outraged” and “saddened” and then later resigned his membership in the church.

Rather than START the process of educating Americans and lead them toward TRUTH into the new century he ended in a complete compilation to the same old order and thus sealed his name as just another SLAVE of the “system”.

Hope and Change DISGRACEFUL …….. AND SO IS OBAMA.

So what truth should you know that Jeremiah was laying out for all to hear?

Tubularsock will just highlight here because if by this time if you haven’t figured this out you’ll need to enroll into the:

After 9/11, The Reverend Doctor Jeremiah A. Wright said in a sermon,

“ We bombed Hiroshima, we bombed Nagasaki, and we nuked far more than the thousands in New York and the Pentagon, and we never batted an eye … and now we are indignant, because the stuff we have done overseas is now brought back into our own front yards.

America’s chickens are coming home to roost.”

The very first time Tubularsock heard this it was the first time out of all the news coverage on 9/11 that somebody was telling the historical truth.

Even on the day of 9/11, when Tubularsock got word from a neighbor that these planes had crashed into the twin-towers, Tubularsock’s very first response was, “now what have WE done”. It was an automatic response and then the Gulf of Tonkin came to mind as I rushed to the neighbors house to see what had happened. Tubularsock hasn’t had a TV for over 40 years now …….. Tubularsock gets more reading done!

Really, for a gutsy Obama this could have been a teaching moment for the society he was wishing to lead into Hope and Change BUT HE CHOSE capitulation to the same old lie. Disgraceful and so is Obama!

And Wright continued,

“Violence begets violence. Hatred begets hatred. And terrorism begets terrorism. A white ambassador { U.S. Ambassador Edward Peck} said that, y’all. Not a black militant.

Not a reverend who preaches about racism.

An ambassador whose eyes are wide open and who is trying to get us to wake up and move away from this dangerous precipice upon which we are now poised.

The ambassador said the people that we have wounded don’t have the military capability we have.

But they do have individuals who are willing to die and take thousands with them.

And we need to come to grips with that.”

And like any good preacher he continues with these excerpts from another sermon,

“ [The United States] government lied about their belief that all men were created equal.

The truth is they believed that all white men were created equal. The truth is they did not even believe that white women were created equal, in creation nor civilization.

The government had to pass an amendment to the Constitution to get white women the vote.

Then the government had to pass an equal rights amendment to get equal protection under the law for women.

The government still thinks a woman has no rights over her own body, and between Uncle Clarence who sexually harassed Anita Hill, and a closeted Klan court, that is a throwback to the 19th century, handpicked by Daddy Bush, Ronald Reagan, Gerald Ford, between Clarence and that stacked court, they are about to undo Roe vs. Wade,
just like they are about to un-do affirmative action.

The government lied in its founding documents and the government is still lying today.

Governments lie.

This goes on and is well worth the read because it is ALL TRUE!

Just look up “Confusing God and Government” a sermon by Reverend Jeremiah A. Wright.

And yet, Uncle Tombama said of Wright’s sermons on ABC News, “It’s as if we took the five dumbest things that I’ve ever said or you’ve ever said in our lives and compressed them and put them out there — I think that people’s reaction would, understandably, be upset.”

 

The one thing is appears that the majority of Americans can’t stand is the truth. Tubularsock feels that it makes them feel like “Daddy” isn’t in control so OMG who’s going to protect us!

Critical thinking or even general thinking is not the American’s citizen strong suit by any means.

And there lies the problem!

We as a country have be propagandized to believe that we are the best in the world and we as a country only attempt to do good and spread democracy and all that rubbish.

And when a Jeremiah A. Wright comes along and TELLS THE TRUTH that the empire has no cloths, well people just are too afraid to even consider he may be telling the truth.

So ALWAYS the best defense is to attack the ideas and the messenger rather than looking into the message.

In Wright’s message one doesn’t have to look far. BUT YOU DO HAVE TO LOOK if you want to know just how distorted Obama, Clinton, Bush, Trump happen to be.

They are all cut from the same scam and all we get to watch is how each will perform on the head of a pin.

AND THE PIN? Who is in control of that?

You don’t really think Tubularsock is going to just give it away for free, do you.

A 32lb garbage bag stuffed with Franklin’s placed under the park bench near 2nd and 33rd will go a long way to finding the truth …… Trust Tubularsock on this.

Until then ………………………

 

 

 

SAME SHELL GAME DIFFERENT PEAS & KAREN PENCE!

 

 

OK, here’s Tubularsock’s take on all this political bull shit.

We all know that Orange-Donnie-Little-Dick is a fucking crook!

We all know that Step-en-fetch-it-Barack is a fucking crook!

We all know that Killary-The-Bitch-Clinton is a fucking crook!

We all know that Head-Up-His-Ass-George W. is a fucking crook!

We all know that the Bill-Stained-Dress-Clinton is a fucking crook!

And we all know Walking-Alzheimer’s-Biden is a fucking crook!

But none of that matters.

These are the offers from the power elite for the American citizen to choose from and it is a closed system. THEY WERE PRE-CHOSEN for you to vote for and THAT is what is called a “FREE” election in the United States!

That is why we continue wars of aggression throughout the world attacking whomever we wish and supporting terrorists throughout the world to destabilize areas and KEEP them destabilized to “OUR” corporate advantage.

You do realize that the CIA is one of the largest TERRORIST groups IN THE WORLD! Right?

EVEN though the vast majority of American citizens DON’T WANT WAR!

We have continue war ……… NO MATTER which pre-selected presidential candidate you have the “freedom” to vote for in ANY given election.

Tubularsock calls it FreeDoom voting!

Yet it seems that few American citizens seem to notice and even fewer seem to care. They seem to rally around the clowns and circus not noticing it is all being orchestrated and at the end of the “free” election it is business as usual.

Yet, what seems to be true may not be. There is a bright side. There is a huge number of Americans who appear to have caught on that they have been herded like sheep and have decided NOT TO VOTE at all.

And for Tubularsock that is a possible beginnings of citizen “blow-back”. It is not not voting for lack of interest it is a lack of interest because in truth it is a LACK OF CHOICE!

They just would rather not vote than to vote for the same old same old.

But for Tubularsock THAT is only the first step. Recognition that you have been HAD!

Oh, and if you haven’t noticed the usual business does nothing to enrich the average Joe Schmo or his family ……. but there is always iPhone70 to entertain them.

Yet, here we go again ………

The Ukraine and the whistle-blower …… have YOU read the 9-page whistle-blower complaint? Tubularsock has and it is clear enough to prove that Orange-Dump is pretty much a C-rated mafia boss in a B rated movie with nothing even close to a “10” performance.

Talking about pathetic ………… Dump is pathetic. A true 3, max! And only that is due to breast size of a fat old man!

And to see a Ukraine comic and an American game-show host have a press conference together is really rich!

THIS!, is what World Leadership has come to?

And even more scary is the current dominate concept that the United States power elite puts Joe and Don up AS LEADERSHIP for the future for this country.

It is pretty much like stacking shit on top of shit and asking for a vote!

FLUSH …….. is the only answer if that is what the final ballot shows.

One really has to ponder, is this really the end of civilization? This is the level we have come to? Makes Global Warming look good!

And if your stomach hasn’t turned yet just take a second to look at Kellyanne Conway and Sarah Sanders defense of the Orange Turd and tell Tubularsock if you can tell the difference between them and a bedpan full of afterbirth fluid clinging to life support.

Damn those two are repulsive semi-human beings! Amen.

But you don’t think Tubularsock is going to leave you on such a downer note do you?

Hell no!

The entire shit show is represented best with “Mother” (Karen Pence) proclaiming, at a Minnesota campaign rally that she likes how Trump treats young women and sees the respect he has for his daughters.

Right on Karen, Donnie wanted to “date” and fuck Ivanka and in general grab pussies of women!

At least from this photo Karen seems to be prepared to protect herself from Donnie’s treatment of women.

But EVEN MORE QUESTIONABLE coming from a woman who teaches at a “religious” school which bans LGBT students is her husband’s “open relationship” with Donnie as shown in this photo.

 

 

But nothing turns “Mother” on more than Trump Fucking the American Flag!

 

 

Karen Pence TOO as well as her husband has lost all true perception and has fallen quickly into the cesspool of religious hypocrisy.

But why not, Mother should have remembered that playing with the DEVIL taints one’s soul …… amen.

 

 

THE WRITING IS ON THE WALL …

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

MUELLER DEFECATION HITS THE GROUND RUNNING!

 

“You say you want a revolution
Well, you know
We all want to change the world”

“You say you’ll change the constitution
Well, you know
We all want to change your head

You tell me it’s the institution
Well, you know
You better free you mind instead”
(John Lennon)

Tubularsock was just sitting around his top floor corner office in his underground bunker overlooking Washington, D.C. from Oakland, CA (see THE BUNKER TOUR) and just happened to pick up a copy of the United States Constitution in braille.

Yes indeedy-deed, in braille!

Tubularsock just happens to have a copy of the Constitution of the United States in braille because as you know in America, “justice is blind”!

And what could be more JUST than the Constitution?

Also it only takes about 12 minutes or so to read the entire thing with an additional seven minutes if you wish to read the Bill of Rights, slowly.

But it is the United States Constitution which Tubularsock wishes to draw your attention to.

You see, Bob Mueller has stated, in his recent nine minute statement about the conclusions of his 448 page Report summarized in 4 pages by Attorney General William Barr, that even though Trump DID commit a series of CRIMINAL OBSTRUCTION OF JUSTICE activities ol’ Bob can’t indict a sitting President for these crimes because of the Constitution.

Of course that led Tubularsock to read the Constitution! Again. NO WHERE IN THE CONSTITUTION does it say ANYTHING about preventing an indictment of a sitting President for obstruction of justice!

NOT ONE WORD.

So where did ol’ Bob come up with that bull shit?

Well there is an Executive-Justice Department RULE preventing him from indicting Trump for his obstruction of justice criminality.

 

This is JUST AN INTERPRETATION, by the Office of Legal Counsel of the Justice Department, of the Constitution!
The Constitution DOES NOT SAY THAT!

So the Department of Justice as well as Robert Mueller may be just FULL OF SHIT!

Now for the question:

The Department of Justice is part of the Executive Branch of the government.

How is it that THEIR interpretation in this case isn’t a conflict of interest in the legal sense?

Anyone in TubeLand know?

Tubularsock is not an expert on the law unless its breaking them.
But don’t be concerned. Tubularsock wears disguises.

So the only way for this issue to be resolved is by the Supreme Court and to give you an example how clear the Supreme Court has been on this type of issue let Judge Tubularsock present exhibit A and exhibit B.
EXHIBIT A:

Nixon v. Fitzgerald, a 1982 decision, the court ruled that the president had immunity from civil lawsuits arising from his actions in office.

Well THAT’S CLEAR!

EXHIBIT B:

Clinton v. Jones, a 1997 decision, the justices ruled that the president enjoyed no immunity from civil suits arising from his conduct while he was not in office.

And this too is clear.

So …….. we are back where we started:

Going back to before Nixon, the Justice Department rules that you cannot indict a sitting President …… YOU HAVE TO IMPEACH HIM!

So the catch 22 is that the Justice Department would have to disobey their own rule and indict Trump AND THEN Trump would take his case to the Supreme Court.

But that won’t happen because the Justice Department won’t indict so there is no case.

Oh sure, the Department of Justice could change their “rule” (because it is ONLY an interpretation) and then indict or the Congress could make an Amendment to the Constitution to clear this all up BUT everyone reading this right now would be dead before that process was complete.

Comforting isn’t it.

So it is not an understatement to say that THIS is a Constitutional Crisis and Impeachment is the only way to proceed to resolve the Trump problem.

And if you review Vol.2 of the Mueller Report you’ll find OVERWHELMING evidence that Trump obstructed justice. But unless Congress wants to REALLY stand up for the RULE OF LAW then no contest!

Oh, by the way ……. they all still receive their paychecks on time and their campaign contributions …….. Ahhhh, life is good!

OH NO! GROPEN’ JOE BIDEN

Well like Tubularsock constantly says, “there is always something”.

And the “deplorables” make up much of the U.S. population …….. No! really.

Now don’t get mixed up. Killery first used the term “deplorables”, aiming at the low IQ or rather the NO IQ Dump supporters. Proving the Tubularsock Theory that no IQ-er’s stick together. (That’s Science!)

However when the “backlash” came in after her statement she did the regular political jig of re-framing the statement.

The only difficulty that Tubularsock can see about the term “deplorables” is that they span the entire American political system.

Tubularsock is not a firm believer in counting the votes of dead people in order to rig an election, even though many of the dead are smarter than living Americans, nor is Tubularsock a firm believer in running a DEAD-PAST-OVER-FINISHED-CANDIDATE for President of the United States.

Enter stage RIGHT ……… Gropen’ Joe Biden! The man who believes that sticking his nose and mouth into a woman’s ear or hair and wishing them advice or encouragement is a little outdated but WAS ok to do IN THE PAST.

Gropen’ Joe has JUST figured out that uncomfortable encounters or instances of inappropriate touching isn’t like it was in the good old days. Times have changed NOW and he understands that “social norms are changing” and “the boundaries of protecting personal space have been reset.”

NO Gropen’ Joe, IT NEVER HAS BEEN OK! You old crusty fuck!

 

Creepy to say the least but slimy old egalitarian Joe sometimes let his hand wondered in all the wrong places.

 

Oh sure it’s creepy, but hell Gropen’ Joe has been around the block dozens of times and now the corporate Democrats are attempting  Resurrection and are just as out of touch with the American electorate as they were when they attempted to dump Killery-The-Bitch on the nation, which led to Head-Stuck-Up-His-Ass-Dump winning!

 

But OLD Gropen’ Joe also has other opinions about women which may be a little ahhh, well chauvinistic.

Like Gropen’ Joe’s view on abortion.

Gropen’ Joe believes that the Supreme Court’s decision on Roe vs Wade “went too far”!

AND “I don’t think that a woman has the sole right to say what should happen to her body.”

And as far as Tubularsock knows, no one has asked Gropen’ Joe, IF HE THINKS A MAN SHOULD HAVE THE SOLE RIGHT TO SAY WHAT SHOULD HAPPEN TO HIS ERECTION OR NOT.

 

It may be a good idea that we keep the fucking government and the fucking church out of our fucking bedrooms. Now that is a FUCKING good idea!

 

NOW, you guessed it …….. that ain’t all folks!

There was the case of Anita Hill and now Justice All Hands Clarence Thomas who because of his fine upstanding sexual harassment became a Supreme Court Justice. No, Gropen’ Joe voted against Thomas’ nomination but he blocked Anita Hill’s corroborate witnesses to Thomas’ sexual conduct from speaking even though they were all present and ready to testify.

And who would be surprised from a guy who believes that a woman doesn’t have a right to say what should happen to her body!

 

However Gropen’ Joe makes a fine candidate for the Black vote.

If you haven’t paid attention, he had the highest respect for Strom Thurmond and Jessie Helms both solid racists. Gropen’ Joe also held a solid opposition to and successfully pushed through legislation against bussing that denied equal education to minority children trapped in underfunded school districts.

Another fine “freedom fighter”, that’s Ol’ Gropen’ Joe!

And we can’t forget his backing along with Strom Thurmond a bill that abolished parole for federal prisoners and the passing of  a bill that set a mandated 5-year term for anyone convicted of possessing a tiny piece of crack, creating the famous disparity in sentencing between “white drugs” and “black drugs.” Thus increasing the Black prison population.

NOTE: The way that legislation worked was a tiny bit of “crack cocaine” carried a 5 year mandatory sentence. And crack at the time was used primarily in the Black community. However “powdered cocaine” was not tied to the 5 year mandatory sentence thus saving all those White lawyers, White stock brokers, White bankers, and White Congress members from going to jail. Seems fair to ol’joe!

But don’t fear ………. Ol’ Gropen’ Joe in January of this year has cleared all that up by saying he “regretted” his tough-on-crime bills during his time in Congress. Well, oh gosh. That should settle all that prison time for the Black folk!

But what captures Ol’ Gropen’ Joe’s “old-timey” ways toward Blacks is best expressed in this statement about Obummer in 2007:

“. . . the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy.”

Will, yessa massa’ ……… “bright and clean”!

All Tubularsock has to say is if ANY Black person votes for this “ol’ timey” racist grandpa, you deserve what you get!

 

Are you tired yet? Oh sure, Tubularsock can continue ………….. ad nauseam really!

 

Let’s look at the ability, just like Step-‘en-Fetch-It Obama, Gropen’ Joe will bend over and take it up the ass by Corporate America. And he’s proven it time and again!

Gropen’ Joe is a big Big BIG supporter of the Banksters! He, over the years, has bent over backwards to please them. Gropn’ Joe supported the to repeal the Glass-Steagall Act helping free the banks of Delaware to gamble with great success that helped to lead to the 2008 financial “to big to fail” collapse of run away banking.

Oh, yep ……… Gropen’ Joe has said he regrets this vote to repeal the Glass-Steagall Act but you know others lost their houses and pensions which just helped the White middle class folks FEEL like the Black folks.

Gropen’ Joe walked away unscathed. So FUCK YOU!

And Gropen’ Joe has served his Bankster friends by passing a long series of laws denying students the protection of bankruptcy laws. Students today cannot escape their huge debts and must accept lifelong poverty like responsible adults as corporations go bankrupt and still walk away without concern. Well hell, that’s Capitalism!

 

And let us not forget Gropen’ Joe’s support in the past of building a FENCE along the Southern boarder to keep out those “illegals” from bringing drugs to the U.S.!

As everyone ALWAYS has known, 90% of drugs coming into the U.S. has never gone through the Southern boarder, but rather through Ports of Entry such as Miami, New York, LA, San Francisco, Chicago, and Kalamazoo!

Some of the best cocaine Tubularsock ever tried was smuggled into SF harbor inside a cargo container of high resin skateboards from Brazil. The resin kept the sniffing drug dogs from picking up the scent. The not so amazing thing about this is that this was a weekly occurrence.

Oh well, Tubularsock lost contact with these smugglers and found that cocaine never really worked for Tubularsock. Tubularsock’s metabolism has always moved at a far greater rate than any “lift” coke could provide. So what’s the point?

And Tubularsock has a stack or is it a line of stuff here but Tubularsock is only going to mention one more thing about sleepy Gropen’ Joe and that is his MIDDLE OF THE ROAD position when it come to the New Green Deal.

Middle of the road is not a safe place to stand on ANY issue except for the gutless and it is there that Gropen’ Joe is at the height of his ability, GUTLESS! Fucking who needs that?

As for climate change and the environment there is NO TRUE DEBATE. Man has ruined the air, the water, the soil of this earth and all FOR WHAT? PROFIT???

It is way past time to turn this around and stop trying to “prove” or “not prove” if man is responsible for fucking all this up ……….. look at the rivers, the ocean, the air!

Even the most backward, uneducated, primitive creature has enough “common” sense to not shit in the water hole …….. NOT MAN!

 

Wow, ALL THIS TO SAY ……….. NO ON BIDEN!

Wake up and find a new creative direction rather than following a walking dead grandpa with no guts. And if the Democrats insist like they did with pushing Killery they will lose again.

Wake the fuck up!

Of course some thing still hold true:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

THE SHIT IS THE SHINOLA

 

Are you happy yet?

Tubularsock has run through all the major YouTube comedy shows to attempt to find at least ONE laugh that would relieve Tubularsock’s total and complete outrage and disgust about how far down we have come as a nation. WE ARE FUCKED!

The political establishment has created what they believe is credible verbiage to spew to the American public which would make a reality TV show producer puke.

And as a consequence have in reality provided comedy gold for comedians without them having to even add to the joke because the joke is built into the political bull shit!

Then we as a nation, HELL, as a civilization, have passed over the tipping point!

Now not to get sentimental here but there was a time in America where, THE LIE of who we were, as a country was SOLID BULL SHIT.

Not even questioned! ………. but no more. We have reached, as a nation, the DIARRHEA THRESHOLD and there is no going back to SOLID BULL SHIT.

In fact, the shit can’t even hit the fan because it is running over your shoes!

No, WE HAVE ARRIVED!

 

It is all a big Punch & Judy Show and it’s not even funny, never was really!

Oh sure, there is the sick side of Trump’s “grabbing pussy” and Weiner’s dick bulge sexting but shit most people see it daily on the subway as they step over the homeless.

And the Princess at the ball with Prince charming on her arm just isn’t going to cut it for fucking Hillary & Bill, repulsive both ….. really ….. both of them together don’t equal a 10!

And that poor poor soulless Sarah Huckster Sanders spewing Trump shit right out of her mouth and then licking her lips, reprehensible!

It is pretty sad but her Huckster Bible packing father is at least as wretched as Sarah.
A true family of hypocrisy.

Oh, and sure the Bible tells them to lie. Your know how well Jesus is known for lying, right?

And let Tubularsock NOT go off on domestic and foreign policy because the cast is already fixed into FROZEN BULL SHIT no matter who gets in.

 

Now an important insight that has to become your standard lens to view our current political dialogue is “I’ve never said that” means one has “said that” and “not to my knowledge” means one is knowledgeable on that subject.

These are just commonplace expressions and meanings and are meant to mean exactly what they mean not what they said.

The confusion comes when people take the statement literally. That is not the way it was meant. Why don’t people just know that reverse is forward?

Once you adapt this “new speak” you’ll have a far better understanding of the political environment you are observing.

It is not new, really!

“I am not a crook!” and “I did not fuck that intern” or something like that ……. brings back memories, Tubularsock knows just how much people wish for the “good old days”.

The major difference between yesterday and today is that yesterday ran on 100% lies and today with Trump we have reached 230% lies and rising.

Tubularsock knows some cynic will question the math ……… fucking free thinker!

But in the reality of reality which is illusion you’ll find that President Orange-Tweet, IS ALL FAKE, so whatever he says is fantasy. It is not fake news because just because it IS fake doesn’t make it news.

And the “news” as we know it, is fantasy which is spoon feed to selective groups of the political spectrum …….. yumm!

And that is done to focus the energy of the populous into the trap of “infighting” so while that keeps them busy few realize that their pocket has been picked.

Case in point: The Republican Tax Break for the rich …….. gosh, didn’t see that coming!

Now! Is there a way out?

Well yes there is and it starts with YOU but we haven’t gone down the rabbit hole far enough yet.

And as Tubularsock says:

“When The Mirror
Is In Place
You’ll See
Your Folly.”

 

THE DEAD CAN DANCE MIDTERMS

Now here is a happy election note for one to play on their Horny-Trumpet!

It appears that Dennis Hof, the Trump-Ass-Hole-Like brothel owner, a true total PIG of a man, won his Nevada’s 36th Assembly District by a LANDSLIDE victory.

And it really shows the depth of intelligence of the Republicans in Nevada’s 36th Assembly District because HE’S DEAD!

Yep, Dennis died three weeks BEFORE the election after his celebrating his 72nd birthday by OVER partying.

But even though he was dead the Republicans in the district voted to have him represent them by 63% of the vote.

Maybe because they are DUMB or maybe because they had voted overwhelmingly for another loser a couple of years back, Donnie Trump.

But there is an argument to be made that the Republican’s in the 36th Assembly District voted for the dead Hof in order not to flip the seat to the Democrats. Which may be a possibility. And this could hold water for Tubularsock except Tubularsock has been in this part of Nevada and brilliance is not a strong suit!

But Tubularsock will give them this; that in the 36th Assembly District they would have been better off electing a rattle snake rather than a gross dead pig!

 

Now both Dennis and Donnie had a lot in common.

First they BOTH are 72. Hmmm. Maybe that’s a sign.

And second, Dennis wrote a book, “The Art of the Pimp” (Tubularsock is not kidding here) based on Donnie’s “The Art of the Deal”.

Damn they are like brothers! Both FAT, STUPID, and INTELLECTUALLY VOID!

But why should those qualities stand in the way of a Republican?

You see Republicans in this election went ahead and voted in two other Republican candidates that have current Indictments against them.

Rep. Duncan Hunter (R), 50th District of California with a 60-count indictment on felony charges of wire fraud and campaign finance violations.

Rep. Chris Collins (R), 27th District of New York with an indictment on federal insider trading charges.

But hey, crooks have to make a living too! Why not have them represent you in government with their friends.

Once people get an eye opening event with the Trump tax returns …….. will any of the Republicans even take note?

Ok maybe a C-note. It’s par for the Republican mind set.

Now don’t get Tubularsock wrong here. All this is not to say that the Republicans are the only ones that have dirty laundry.

The Clinton’s are right up there with the Republican criminal element for sure. They all belong to the same social circles and private clubs and even play golf together at times.

And no surprise, the people that AREN’T in those circles are YOU and your friends!

BUT IT’S YOU that pays the price …….. do you get that, yet?

 

So now we have the dead being elected and the voters with their addresses listed as the local cemetery must be voting for their own kind.

So all this “voter fraud” being bantered around is really only sour grapes because the dead representatives are just being elected by the cemetery crowd and thereby just being supportive of their base!

Ahhhh ………. all’s good with democracy!

 

HAY! COMEY OVER HERE!

Have you ever wondered if the CIA ever hacked Russian elections? Well yes, they have. And about every other nation in the world.

So one could figure that the SVR RF would return the favor. After all, Russians are nice people too.

And has it ever crossed your mind that Orange Tweet and his family ever used Russian money in their world-wide business dealings.

Well, does the Pope shit in the woods? (Trust Tubularsock here, that is what makes “Holy-Shit”!)

So here we are spending a huge amount of public air equal to any major environmental disaster expounding on what EVERYONE already knows. But the new EPA isn’t interested any longer with the protection of the environment because Orange Tweet doesn’t believe in protecting air and water quality because there may be a slight possibility of A coal miner getting A job.

Now when Orange Tweet was asked recently have, “. . . you, your family, your businesses, your surrogates have accepted any investments, any loans from Russian individuals or institutions . . .”, his answer was, “I have nothing to do with Russia. I have no investments in Russia. None whatsoever.”

So there! THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA has said NO!

So is he lying again? YES and NO.

The question that was asked was do “. . . you, your family, your businesses, your surrogates have accepted any investments, any loans from Russian individuals or institutions . . .”

The answer is, “I have nothing to do with Russia. I have no investments in Russia. None whatsoever.” IT ALL CENTERS AROUND THE “I” and “the investments IN” but like always the maimed-stream-media never pushes the follow up question, “How about your family, your businesses, your surrogates . . .?” And no follow up that would expose that Tweet has wealthy Russians and oligarchs investing in his New York and Dubai properties!

It is similar to the old bait and switch technique, “I never had sex with that woman” or “I am not a crook” or “But we don’t want the smoking gun to be a mushroom cloud.”

We have heard them all lie and even deny that they have even said what they said. And yet 98% of the time no one has to take any responsibility for their actions.

In there lies the problem!

 

Which brings us to James Comey being fired by Orange Tweet.

According to Tweet, “he dismissed the head of the FBI because he “was not doing a good job.”’

Sure seems straight forward, right?

Well, James wouldn’t go along with Tweet on the “Obama wiretapped me” story because as he testified in March, “the Justice Department had ‘“no information”’ to support Trump’s wiretapping allegation”.

And at the same time the FBI was also investigating possible coordination between Trump campaign officials and Russia which they DO HAVE information.

 The recommendation to fire Comey didn’t come from Tweet or from the White House. It was an initiative of US Attorney General Jeff Sessions and Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein. They prepared the three page memorandum, which  criticized James Comey and pushed for Comey’s firing. So what is up with that.
It is clear that James Comey thinks on his own and isn’t a “team” player which has been and would have been a problem for whichever Trump team taking the lead at any given moment. That boy has to go!

 

But hold EVERYTHING. Haven’t we seen this before? Massive “news” activity and loud noise draws attention away from the actual devastation and havoc Donald Trump and his minions are heaping on this country. So why the diversion?

So stop watching the monkey and start watching the show! There are bigger issues in this mix and we’ll have to figure them out for ourselves because the “free press” is just too busy with the soap opera. And the first season hasn’t even ended yet!

……….. THE BEAT DOES GOES ON! WE SHALL SEE.