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IN CASE YOU MISSED IT.

Posted: February 8, 2020 in 2020 ELECTION, America Asleep, AMERICAN HYPOCRISY, Birth Control, corruption, DEMOCRATS, Donald Trump, ethics training, Impeachment, Ivanka Trump, Mitch McConnell, President Tweet, Prison, Psychology, RELATIONSHIPS, REPUBLICANS, Rigged Election, Rule of Law, Russia, Senate, Vladimir Putin, Voting
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IN CASED YOU MISSED IT.

 

Tubularsock realizes that with all this impeachment drama which has only proven that OrangeFuck is as disgusting as we already knew but he just became more obvious to anyone with a brain.

And that his offspring running about on the campaign trail are a great example of what happens when you ejaculate into a jar and have to transfer those sperm into your wife’s vagina because she doesn’t want that “disgusting little thing” shoved into her body.

Well, deformed embryo happen as Ivanka, Eric, and Don Jr. PROVE!
THIS IS SCIENCE!

Oh my, Tubularsock if off topic again!

But may Tubularsock add, just that if Ivanka, Eric, and Don Jr. aren’t the BEST advertisement for abortion than NOTHING is!

But to the point.

While all this impeachment drama was playing out showing just how well the Republican’ts Party is willing to take it up their asses by bending over in almost unison for Dumps tiny ahhhh, member OTHER things were going on as well.

And Tubularsock has created a quick overview in case you may have missed it.

And as a favor to the non-reader American, Tubularsock has focused on pictures.

“Federally funded school lunches are about to get a lot less healthy”

https://www.vox.com/the-goods/2019/1/10/18177099/school-lunch-sonny-perdue-healthy-hunger-free-kids

And speaking of oversized PIGS, “Reporter says Mike Pompeo cursed and demanded she (CNN reporter) find Ukraine on a map after interview.”

https://www.cnn.com/2020/01/24/politics/mike-pompeo-interview-ukraine/index.html

And then just a message about on line dating for those who love to live life as a crap shoot.

And finally, Tubularsock just wants to blame the Russians! It is way easier than having to accept that it is the American population that is so fucking gullible! And our two party system are run by oligarchs NOT the citizens AND THE MONEY PROVES IT!

LIKE, WAKE THE FUCK UP, AMERICA!

Oh sure, Tubularsock has many more examples but like any political junkie, Tubularsock lost interest right after “ejaculate into a jar” had been unveiled .

TRUMP: THE TURKEY REFLECTION

Posted: November 20, 2018 in American Dream, AMERICAN HYPOCRISY, Barron Trump, Birth Control, Capitalism, Donald Trump, economics, Foreign Policy, MELANIA TRUMP, President Tweet, Psychology, RELATIONSHIPS, Thanksgiving
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TRUMP: THE TURKEY REFLECTION

 

Now tell Tubularsock, just what in the fuck is the President of the United States of America taking the time to “PARDON A TURKEY”?

Well, it makes perfect sense.

It is a perfect extension of American policy. What we do in reality is ALWAYS the opposite of what we say we are doing! Get it yet?

We support the concept of Democracy for the People of the world by supporting, arming, training any dictatorial regime that will support U.S. imperialism. EVEN IF WE have to overthrow a democratically elected government voted in by the people if it doesn’t conform to American hegemony!

Our national leader pardon’s ONE Turkey and then we as a nation go out and have 46 million turkeys slaughtered to eat on one day EVERY YEAR!

Eighty-eight per cent of American families surveyed by the National Turkey Federation eat turkey at Thanksgiving.

 

Which bring us right to the National Turkey Federation. Tubularsock bets you never knew we had one, now did you?

Yep, we sure do and it is an international non-profit organization whose mission is ‘the conservation of the wild turkey and the preservation of our hunting heritage” to kill wild turkeys. Wow, another loyal corporate lobbying group pushing ahead for managing the kill.

Pretty much like Boeing, Lockheed Martin and BAE Systems for people killing. Sautéed in a French wine sauce and it almost brings our taste buds back to our colonial past.

JUST LIKE THANKSGIVING!

But you really have to ponder, just a little bit, don’t let it get in the way of the leftovers ad nauseam.

Just how culturally programed are we? FUCKING, LIKE TOTALITY!

Here is how, and it will show you that most people BELIEVE ANYTHING if it is packaged right and repeated long enough. (WOULD YOU like to name a president that hasn’t used that technique?)

National Thanksgiving Turkey Presentation is a ceremony that takes place at the White House every year shortly before Thanksgiving. It dates back to the 1940’s as a lobbying technique to promote turkey sales. For a while it was a joint lobbying and marketing tool for the egg and poultry industry as well but that ended and the turkey trot won out.

It wasn’t until 1989 that the concept of “pardon” took hold and caught on to this day. Interesting that the CIA President Daddy Bush was the President to start that tradition.

But still what is lost in this entire scam is the only “tradition” in any of this is turkey sales!

Capitalism at its best ……. NO MEANING, JUST MONEY!

An important moral side note for those that have any morality left in this society:

Benjamin Franklin, who proposed the turkey as the official United States’ bird, was dismayed when the bald eagle was chosen over the turkey.

“Franklin wrote to his daughter, referring to the eagle’s “bad moral character,” saying, “I wish the bald eagle had not been chosen as the representative of our country!

The turkey is a much more respectable bird, and withal a true original native of America.”

Just goes to show you that the birds you hang with corrupt your vision. Tubularsock believes your mother told you the same thing about your friends. Right?

 

ARE YOU NUTS?

Posted: March 14, 2018 in AMERICAN HYPOCRISY, Betsy DeVos, Birth Control, Delusional, Education, GUNS IN SCHOOL, NRA, President Tweet, Psychology, psychomania, Reading, RELATIONSHIPS, Uncategorized
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ARE YOU NUTS?

Well that didn’t take long!

It has only been a month.

The Parkland shooting has only increased the need for guns not the sensible other way around.

And maybe it is just a new wave of retroactive abortion.

You see regular abortion is MURDER of the fetus and respecting life is what we are all about. Right?

SURE IT IS.

Having guns in schools will diminish the youth population by just more shootings.

WHY?

It is a simple basic principle of supply and demand.

What good is a gun if you can’t use it? To sit and fondle it? Rub it up and down different body parts will only pacify a gun user just so much. And then, what always happens when you get yourself all worked up …….. RELEASE!

Arming teachers seems to be a solution. At least it is a SOLID stupid idea. Tubularsock can say that much for it.

Why not arm the homeless? Seems reasonable, right? Many homeless have been shot in the street so why not arm them?

Or the grocery clerk, the mail person, the crossing guard BUT NOT the Saloon Keeper. We need one safe place when we drink our whiskey!

In the last few days a teacher in California and a Virginia cop have accidentally discharged firearms inside their schools.

In California a 17 year old boy was hit in the neck by bullet fragments during a gun-safety course! Oops. This accident just happened after a teacher accidentally fired a semi-automatic handgun into the ceiling during a gun safety lesson. (Monterey County Herald)

The teacher also worked as a reserve police officer.

In Alexandria, Virginia a five year veteran of the Alexandria Police Department working as a school resource officer accidentally fired his gun inside his office in a 1,500-student middle school. No one was injured.

And in Michigan a sheriff left his loaded weapon in a bathroom which was found by a student who reported it to his teacher. Hey, shit happens.

So all three incidents in the past week were carried out by highly trained officers. Could that provide a clue to having an entire staff armed and dangerous?

And let us not forget Jesse Davidson, a 53-year-old social studies teacher from Alabama, who barricaded himself inside a classroom at Dalton High School with a gun. He wouldn’t let the students into the classroom and when the Principal attempted to enter with a pass key Davidson fired a random shot out the window. The police arrested him.

Seems that Davidson had some “issues”. A major one, most likely, teaching social studies in high school!

The great thing is that all of this is going on and it is just the tip of the ammunition dump or is that tip of the iceberg, whatever!

Arming the teachers?

Well it just brings Tubularsock back to retroactive birth control.

THE PLAN FOR OUR TIME.

HEALTH MY ASS!

Posted: May 6, 2017 in America Asleep, American Dream, AMERICAN HYPOCRISY, Birth Control, Bull Shit, CHEMICAL WEAPONS, CIA Drugs, Congress, corruption, Delusional, DEMOCRATS, Drug Abuse, economics, Health, Mental Health, Prescription drug abuse, President Tweet, Psychology, RELATIONSHIPS, REPUBLICANS, Science, THERAPY, U.S. Chemical Safety Board
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HEALTH MY ASS!

Now this is the part that Tubularsock, each time, has to step back and ponder why the American population is so dense.

It is not that it is so complicated and it is literally exposed RIGHT OUT IN PLAIN SITE.

It isn’t that it is covered up in some tricky way or anything but there it sits like a cougar on an overhanging rock SINGING IN ENGLISH, ALOUD.

WOULDN’T YOU’D THINK THEY WOULD NOTICE?

Oh. And it doesn’t have to do with political party affiliations either. Both Republicans and Democrats don’t even think twice about it. They always AGREE and just VOTE YES.

Yet the American population just seem not to care or if they do care they don’t do anything about it. It really is a remarkable mystery when you stop and realize that there are 322,762,018 of us VS only 535 of them in Congress.

So with ALL HEALTH LEGISLATION whether it was pre-Obama-Care, Obamacare, or TrumpDon’tCare Care the same thing is agreed upon.

Now you know this. Everyone knows this. And when it is brought up in any conversation it is ALWAYS dismissed with “well that’s government for you”.

Tubularsock has been sent chain-emails about it.

Tubularsock has been sent petitions to be signed against it.

Tubularsock has been sent protest gathering information to stand in opposition to it.

Even in this last election cycle at a town hall meeting when this topic came up a Congressman’s answer was to suggest that if you have a problem with this THEN RUN FOR OFFICE if you want good quality health care.

And he even got some laughs.

Well, Tubularsock wasn’t at this town hall meeting. If Tubularsock had been at this town hall meeting Tubularsock would have said:

 

PENCE CONTROL

Posted: October 5, 2016 in 2016 Presidential Election, Birth Control, Mike Pense
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