Archive for November, 2017

AWAKENING CHUMPS!

President Tweet’s poll figures throughout his first year in office have been historically low when it comes to approval figures. Much of the time in the 30% range.

But for Tubularsock, polls are not that trustworthy to really give a true picture of anything. If the 2016 election proved anything else it would be that polls don’t prove shit!

But Tubularsock has noticed recently that President Tweet’s “true-followers” have in some circles slowly ……… veeeerrrrryyyy slowly are starting to see that the only people that are seeing a “Great America” are the rich suckers that are pocketing the dough!

Such the surprise!

But some are waking up. And if that tax-robber-baron-plan passes and these “true-followers” wake up to see how a Trump-Tax-Reform will leave them in only a “Grate America” with less then they have now …….. well how depressing to wake up after the robbery has occurred.

Such the surprise!

 

But as usual, Tubularsock has an inside track to live polling that may not be scientific but has proven more often correct than not.

It is called listening.

As Tubularsock moves about in his stealth-007-way, Tubularsock keeps track of the opinion flow of a variety of people from a variety of political perspectives. Sounds clandestine doesn’t it. Well the NSA has nothing on Tubularsock ……… Tubularsock listens too!

And Tubularsock has discovered a distinct shift in some Trump supporters. Enough in Tubularsock’s data base to see a cracking at the seams.

Of course, we shall see …… perhaps an awakening is coming.

Now of course this will only bring on the next WAR because there is nothing like a good old war to rally the citizens around a disgusting president.

This time rather than just 3000 innocent deaths Tubularsock is banking on the idea of a solid FALSE FLAG extravaganza of 30,000 innocent deaths, say like the wiping out of a NFL football stadium! Hell, Trump is already at war with them anyway!

And don’t worry, word has it that bin Laden is cell phoning this surprise attack from the grave. What the Navy Seal 6 Team didn’t realize was that bin Laden could swim. Who’d have “thunk”?

 

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CHILD RAPE: IT’S THE CULTURE!

Posted: November 17, 2017 in Uncategorized

CHILD RAPE: IT’S THEIR CULTURE

Tubularsock was just sitting around his top floor corner office in his underground bunker over looking Washington, D.C. from Oakland, CA (see Bunker Tour for background) when he noticed that his top-flight-NSA-resistant-carrier-pigeon came flying through the space-time-continuum-tunnel.

There was nothing out of the ordinary for this to happen except it was a direct PTTC (Pentagon To Tubularsock Communiqué).

American troops are the representatives of DEMOCRACY in Afghanistan and the fact that we have been there for 16 years and still don’t understand the Afghan customs and culture have presented some problems.

U.S. troops have been told to IGNORE child rape by Afghan Security Forces because according to U.S. commanding officers’ instructions, “. . . look the other way because it’s their culture.” (as reported by UPI)

The Pentagon, it has been found after a Defense Department investigation into the matter, had no written guidance or policy telling U.S. personnel not to report such behavior (child rape), but that it was best for it to be left alone.

In addition, those Marines that did report such activities “. . . were told that nothing could be done about child sexual abuse because of Afghanistan’s status as a sovereign nation.”

Now hold on here, Afghanistan’s status as a sovereign nation?

Since when?

If Afghanistan is a sovereign nation then the U.S. broke International Law 16 years ago by attacking a sovereign nation! And those International Laws were agreed upon and the United States signed on to them.

Police! Police! Arrest someone!

Oh, International Law only applies to OTHERS when they conduct aggression on a sovereign nation. Seems fair. Because the United States respects the law!

And then ………..

The outcome of the U.S. Department of Defense Inspector General Report was to recommend that the Department of Defense determine whether child rape by Afghan security forces constitutes “gross violations of human rights that require further review by United States Forces-Afghanistan or the Gross Violation of Human Rights Forum.”

Well there you have it. It’s official. It has taken two years to prepare the report to ask the question:

Tubularsock sure wishes the DOD would have come directly to Tubularsock for the answer. Tubularsock would have given them the answer for half the price with way less paper! The report is 106 pages long.

 

What government can accomplish if you give then enough money and paper.

And honestly, don’t dwell on this too long.

Besides, the U.S. has been raping Afghanistan for over 16 years anyway so who has time to really worry about the children?

And we’re the good guys ………….. horse shit!

 

TRUMP TWEET SOLUTION

 

OK! It is not like it takes a genius to bridge the communication gap between individuals. And that is where Tubularsock enters (stage left).

Our dear Commander of Tweets finds himself always on the cusp of some major faux pas or another because he jumps on his opinionated emotional moments and turns them into tweet-tirades and then sends them out to the world.

 

Now sure, if they are meant as missiles-of-distraction to have the citizens not see the devastation his minions are doing, at HUD, EPA, DoED and the increase in military deployment to continue the Bush-Obama-Trump Wars, then it is a brilliant tactic.

 

However if it is just a crazy-old-orange-fat-fart going off because he wants constant attention, The ME-ME-ME Syndrome, then it is just pathetic.

And like all matters of this nature people can be easily blinded by their partisan entanglements and not see the forests-from-the-tweets or The FFTT Syndrome.

Enter (stage right) X-General Kelly to bring about some semblance of order into the West Wing. But because to date he is not sleeping with the Orange-Wonder he has been unable to curve the incessant tweeting at three in the morning. Granted, in term of sleeping with either of these individuals ….. neither are even close to a 10!

But when it come to emergency measures the United States Government can always call on TUBULARSOCK for solutions for their most vexing issues. Just think if Tubularsock was called into service …………….. scared yet?