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You know what? Tubularsock doesn’t EVER think of Missouri much. Like, NEVER. It’s a place that just appears in the abstract as one of the worst places to be. And Tubularsock guesses that one would have to be pretty fucking stupid to live there.

Now yes, Tubularsock is being very narrow minded here but he’s really not sorry for that.

Part of the reason for Tubularsock’s attitude is that he still holds a grudge from that entire Missouri Compromise thing. Fuck Missouri and fuck Maine too!

And fuck old James Monroe as well come to think of it, for even signing the Missouri Compromise.

And after listening to the Ferguson Police Chief Thomas Jackson open his big pig mouth and speak………


………… Tubularsock would burn down Ferguson in a heartbeat single-handedly!

Now Ferguson isn’t the only city in the United States that has a clueless racist douchebag for a police chief but you couple that with Missouri’s governor, Jay Nixon who is pretty close to Howdy Doody (at least in the head) as one could be and it leads Tubularsock right back to “one would have to be pretty fucking stupid to live there”.


So here we have a former slave state with an overwhelming white police force and an out of balance white political establishment attempting to calm a situation with enough armed force to show how fucking scared they are. And so a candle-light vigil turned into a violent burn down the town meet and greet.

And the armed military-style response only did what all armed military-style responses always do all over the world ……. heighten the resentment and intensified the outrage.

So then the scene calmed down a bit when the State Highway Patrol took over and replaced the goon-squad known as the Ferguson Police Force with a calmer approach.

The leader of this band of merry-men was the Token-Blackman, Highway Patrol Captain Ron Johnson, who could relate to the plight of the community. Being that he was from that area.

Yet as the Molotov Cocktails came out again in defiance of the 12 midnight curfew even the Token-Blackman ordered more teargas! And what would one really expect with any kind of curfew?

A 12 midnight curfew laid down by the power structure would automatically create a need for Tubularsock to go out and get a corn chip from SevenEleven at 12:01. Fuck curfews!

So now the Howdy Doody Governor has called out the National Guard to protect ahhh, just who are they protecting?

Oh yeah! Like eighty of them are protecting the COMMAND CENTER! Right, the Command Center like what’s up with that shit?

Maybe the National Guard should be stationed to protect the community from the fucking police department!

And even though Hoody Doody has said that he was going to remove the National Guard they are still present even though the conflict ended as soon as the curfew was lifted. Surprise, surprise ………

But the National Guard remain in Ferguson but are 100 percent there to guard the cops and only the cops.

Even fucking Attorney General Eric Holder, the White-Blackman, (or is that Uncle Tom?) has expressed a deep concern “that the deployment of military equipment and vehicles sends a conflicting message.” 

No shit Dick Tracy! And usually Eric is firmly on the side of expansive government power!

But they really should keep the National Guard there because as soon as the Grand Jury puts out its findings and finds the police officer Darren Wilson free and clear of any wrong doing the fucking town will erupt again ……… guaranteed!

And just why will that happen?

Come now ……….

12 people make up the Grand Jury

7 men and 5 women

3 “African Americans” 1 male 2 females

9 “whites” 6 males 3 females

according to St. Louis County Circuit Court administrator Paul Fox.

Now that isn’t the problem. This is basically the demographic percentage of the racial population of St Louis County.

No, the REAL problem is the St. Louis County Prosecuting Attorney Bob McCulloch.

Ol’ Bob is tasked with the job of presenting the case to the Grand Jury. He controls the evidence presented!

And why is Bob the problem?

Well several of his family members are cops for starters. And you may have already figured this out but none of his family are black.

But the whole banana is that in 1964 his father (a cop) was shot and killed by a black man at a public housing complex. McCulloch was 12 when his father was killed.

Bob says he will be fair and impartial and Tubularsock believes he will be. As well as any 12 year old with a dead father who was shot by a black man would be.

So with Bob McCulloch presenting the evidence Michael Brown will be shot again!


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