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TAnon Exposed! ……. Marjorie Taylor Greene

Posted: February 9, 2021 in Censorship, Delusional, freedom of the press, GUNS, GUNS IN SCHOOL, Marjorie Taylor Greene, Mental Health, Psychology, QAnon, RELATIONSHIPS, TAnon, You Tube censorship
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TAnon Exposed! ….. Marjorie Taylor Greene

As many of you know, QAnon is an anonymous cryptic poster on online message boards and goes by “Q”.
“Q” has been a big success on social media and fringe right-wing media.
On the other hand TAnon is not as well known but it is just a matter of time. Some believe that Tubularsock has something to do with TAnon but others think not.
Of course, others don’t think at all. That’s America for ya’!
One does have to marvel at the tenacity of Representative Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA).
Marjorie is a bigoted, anti-Semitic, Gun totin’, Bible packin’, conspiracist. But hell everyone needs a hobby!
Tubularsock is beginning to LOVE Greene’s mind. Amazing really.
Let Tubularsock go with the plausible first.
You do realize that there IS NO CLEAR EVIDENCE to date that an airplane rammed into the Pentagon on 9/11, right?

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So, Marjorie is not too far off the mark on the 9/11 statement. At least according to the fact that little actual evidence backs up the “accepted-story”.
The FBI released photo evidence of plane debris at the Pentagon but that is only as good as your trust in the FBI. And it shows a very limited amount of what was left at the scene.
And then there is Marjorie’s agreement with a fellow Facebook follower that “911 was done by our own Gov.”
Well Tubularsock has always contended that:

If you go back and review the period just before the attack and see just what the Government knew and what was decided to do about it ……. does makes one wonder.
But it did set up the Iraq War even though Iraq had nothing to do with it.
Saudi Arabia DID! So we attacked Afghanistan and then Iraq?
Now stop and figure THAT out. Looks like 9/11 was just a little too convenient. Hmmm.
So Tubularsock chalks up another PLUS for Marjorie’s 9/11 views.
Top that off that Tubularsock has proof that Dick Cheney is “a Lizzie” and even Marjorie doesn’t believe that! So Tubularsock is right in there with TAnon.
Now Marjorie, has so many great conspiracy theories that Tubularsock is just going to discuss Tubularsock’s favorites.
And the best one of all time EVER is Marjorie’s belief that a senior official at “Rothschild Inc, international investment banking firm,” among others, were involved in using a beam from “space solar generators” to start the 2018 Camp Fire in California.
There seems to be no expressed motive for WHY they did this but why should that stop a great theory?
Now come on, THAT IS A GREAT THEORY, you have to admit. And blaming it on the Jews is just perfect! What better group to blame.
Jews have always been the best fall-guys for damn near every evil.
Of course, it could never be a Christian but a Muslim could fit the bill if necessary.
What impressed Tubularsock was that the Rothschild’s represent ALL JEWS IN THE WORLD. So if Rothschild, Inc did do it then that would mean all Jews? Interesting to say the least. But Jewish groups have criticized Greene for the anti-Semitism in her conspiracy theory. “Oy Vey, such a deal!”
But as great as the outer space beams happen to be Marjorie endorsed another conspiracy theory that former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton was videotaped murdering a child during a satanic ritual.
Now Tubularsock can’t say that Hillary isn’t up to the task after living with Bill with Epstein and the Island and all that but once it moved to what became known as “Frazzledrip” where Hillary Clinton and former aide Huma Abedin sexually assaulted a child, filleted her face, wore her face like a mask, and then drank her blood as part of a satanic ritual, well THAT is where Tubularsock jumps ship.
QAnon promoted this theory and Marjorie bought into it but the best that TAnon can come up with in Tubularsock’s research is that Hillary does like pizza!
Now Tubularsock was able to get Marjorie to holster her gun long enough to discover that she believed that the Sandy Hook and Parkland school shootings were “false flag” operations and that the 2017 Las Vegas shooting massacre were all just set ups for getting passage of gun control measures.

 

No really! We just don’t have crazy-mad individuals running about shooting people. We have Clinton, Bush, Obummer, Dump and the entire military industrial complex running all over the world killing and killing and killing but no one seems to notice. Go figure!
And they are calling Marjorie a “nut”?
And then in January 2019, Greene “liked” a comment that said “a bullet to the head would be quicker” to remove House Speaker Nancy Pelosi.
Well, yes it is true. Tubularsock can’t agree that it isn’t logical and Marjorie just “liked” the comment she didn’t make the comment!
The sad part of a bullet to the head is that it may not even affect her one way or the other. For the longest time Tubularsock has believed Nancy hasn’t had a functioning brain anyways and it is only the plastic surgery that keeps her from falling over.
Ok, ok it may be the ice cream …………
Now all in all Tubularsock does believe that Marjorie has some issues and now that she has been removed from all committees in the House she will have a lot more free time
on her hands to come up with even more outlandish conspiracy theories and Tubularsock is most interested in reaching out and assisting her.
So Marjorie, seek out TAnon for all the up to the minute conspiracy theories and remember that, “A CONSPIRACY THEORY IS ONLY A THEORY UNTIL PROVEN TRUE”!

 

AND WHATEVER YOU DO:

WILL BUYDONE WAKE UP?

Posted: January 10, 2021 in 2020 ELECTION, America Asleep, American Dream, AMERICAN HYPOCRISY, corruption, DEMOCRATS, Donald Trump, GUNS, Joe Biden, Mike Pence, Neo-Nazi, President Tweet, PRESIDENTIAL LEGACY, psychomania, RACISM, RELATIONSHIPS, REPUBLICANS, Rigged Election, Rule of Law
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WILL BUYDONE WAKE UP?

 

Tubularsock just wants to remind you:

Donald Trump is the result

Not the cause.

We got here because the corporate agenda of the neoliberal Democraps trammeled the advancement of regular people from obtaining a middle class level within our society.

Shipping jobs globally without providing a safety net for workers within our own country created an underclass not an advancing middle class.

Not creating a Medicare For All system, like every other modern industrial nation in the world, to protect our own citizens and thereby putting profit over people have devastated the well being of hundreds of thousands of citizens dragging many into homelessness and poverty.

And our policies of CONTINUED WAR for no other purpose than for mega-corporations to pull 60% of our tax dollars into their pockets has prevented advancement in our own country to improve the infrastructure, the education system, and so much more.

The Republican’ts are not blameless in all this societal degradation either. They have played along with the “two-party” as one-party system in order to trade power back and forth for the wealthy leaving the regular citizen to fend for themselves fighting over the waste scraps.

All this that has just happened with the “Trump Mob” is a knock on the door for a truly NEW DIRECTION.

We will see.

It will be an awakened Biden stepping out on the world stage to develop TRUE CHANGE THROUGHOUT, overpowering his propensity to look back and fall back asleep.

THIS IS IT!

Biden is at the split in the political road.

One: fall back on fucking Obummer’s HOPE & CHANGE bull shit and fuck the citizens, as he did.

OR

Two: blaze a NEW PATH and REALLY create hope and change.

The proverbial Ball is in his court!

Tubularsock does not have a lot of faith that Biden has the vision to do anything grand enough to pull us up out of the quagmire we are in as a society.

Empty words and no deeds won’t cut it any longer.

His cabinet picks look just like a fancy corporate Rolodex from the “good old days” and if his administration continues to short change the citizens in favor of the corporate order of things it will only prove that only MOB VIOLENCE is the only thing that they pay attention to and thus a governmental overthrow from the street is all that is left for the citizen to do.

And just a final word on diversity of the BUYDONE cabinet.

It doesn’t matter whether it is a women or a man or a tri-gender or a Black or a White or a Brown, an Asian or a Native American. None of that makes ANY difference if their mindset is the same.

Diversity of mind is what will bring about real change for all, not token colors and sexes.

THE TIME IS NOW!

CHANGE IT JOE OR WE ARE ALL DEAD!

a naughty word with MARCO RUBIO

Posted: June 30, 2018 in AMERICAN HYPOCRISY, ASSAULT WEAPONS, Capital Gazette, Donald Trump, GUNS, MARCO RUBIO, Psychology, RELATIONSHIPS, REPUBLICANS, Selene San Felice
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a naughty word with Marco Rubio

 

“Naughty” is one of the most fucked up disgusting shit-ass words Tubularsock knows.

It falls into the same category as “the F word”

FUN, FROLIC, FANDANGO or FUCK! Which “F word”?

And the funny thing about that is that EVERYONE knows which “F word” IS THE “F word” so where’s the savings?

Children already know the “F word” because it is made such a BIG DEAL that EVERY child learns FUCK first!

Maybe we should teach math the same way as we do fuck and our kids would learn math quickly. Just a Tubularsock thought.

Now naughty is derived from the late Middle English, NAUGHT which was categorized to mean: “possessing nothing”. Which is exactly the point that Tubularsock is making.

Calling a word “naughty” is stating that the word “possessing nothing” which is the farthest thing from the truth.

ALL so called naughty words possess far more within them than the term “naughty” possesses within itself except that it’s a lie.

Oh well, FUCK IT!

So just why is Tubularsock leading you down this path and more importantly why in the fuck are you still reading Tubularsock’ enlightened naughty thoughts. NO REALLY, stop and ask yourself. Has your day been that fucked up?

Well, Marco Rubio made Tubularsock do it!

 

Right after this latest mass shooting at the Capital Gazette where 5 people were shot to death, Selene San Felice, who survived by hiding under her desk, responded to Orange Tweet’s sending “out his prayers” to the victims with:

“I’m going to need more than a couple days of news coverage and some thoughts and prayers because our whole lives have been shattered. Thanks for your prayers, but I couldn’t give a fuck about them if there’s nothing else.”

Which lead Marco Rubio, who loves the NRA’s $3 million zapasatory that the NRA gives him to pimp for them as he shits from his mouth the following tweet.

 

FIVE SHOT TO DEATH and Marco is worried about FUCK.
And not a mention of the shooting.

Oh yea, and Marco even used the “F word” and then improved upon it with “F***” within his tweet ……. so bold!

FUCKING FUNNY! But so Sad.

With Rubio bending over so the NRA can ram a shotgun up his ass on a regular basis what would you expect?

And little Marco LIKES IT!

It’s a mother issue.

 

DEATH CULT AMERICA

Posted: February 23, 2018 in Advertising, America Asleep, American Exceptionalism, AMERICAN HYPOCRISY, Assad, ASSAULT WEAPONS, CHEMICAL WEAPONS, CIA TERRORISTS, corruption, Donald Trump, FBI TERRORISTS, GUNS, Intolerance, Mental Health, Mike Pence, Mitch McConnell, NRA, POLICE MILITARIZATION, President Tweet, Psychology, RELATIONSHIPS, Rex Tillerson, Russia, Russia-Syria Chemicals, SYRIA, TERRORISTS CREATED BY U.S., U.S. General's ethics, WAR CRIMES, War Criminals
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DEATH CULT AMERICA

 

Well “Mad dog Mattis”, our beloved Secretary of Defense, has admitted that the 80 plus living people who are dead now after President Dump bomb the Syrian Airbase with Tomahawk missiles in 2017 didn’t have to die.

Mattis, admits that THERE IS NO EVIDENCE ASSAD USED SARIN GAS ON HIS OWN PEOPLE IN 2013 OR IN 2017!

Remember that entire thing about Obomber’s “red line in the sand” and the criticism he received because HE DIDN’T bomb Syria for the gas attack in 2013. He didn’t have clear evidence that Assad really used sarin gas. And then later it was shown that “our” terrorists were the ones that used it.

So Obomber not retaliating was due to lack of clear evidence. And rather than blunder with death and destruction he stepped back.

However LittleLimpDickTrump RUSHED to bomb the Syrian Airbase and kill 80 plus people with no clear evidence that the Assad Government had done it. His action was ONLY because he wanted to ACT LIKE he had a large dick. Ask Stormy, he doesn’t!

No surprise there.

But “Mad dog” didn’t bother to explain how the United States was going to bring those 80 plus people back from the dead. Well, in truth he never really thought about the people.

He only admitted that the U.S. had no proof that Assad was involved.

Tubularsock is surprised that we didn’t rush off and bomb Afghanistan like Bush did after 9/11.

You see, The U.S. has to bomb somebody! It’s the MANLY thing to do.

That is what the presstitutes and the establish power structure calls “Presidential”!

And as “Mad dog Mattis has said, “Be polite, be professional, but have a plan to kill everybody you meet.”

He is definitely a creepy little old limp prick!

 

But it is a systematic problem for the United States. We are a killing culture and it is condoned by the President and Congress.

AND the citizens of the U.S as well.

But the citizens of the U.S. don’t really care much if we kill random men, women, and children in those foreign countries because they somehow find themselves on the battlefield called THEIR COUNTRY and get themselves killed.

And it is agreed that America is in THEIR COUNTRY to save them from THEIR COUNTRY!

And the fact that they get dead by the United States because we are there to save them ……….

WELL …… that is their fault

But then WE have ANOTHER school shooting and the American citizen gets, well you know, all emotional and they feel something should be done.

But the President and Congress NEVER wants to face the gun issue because EVERYONE is just too emotional to clearly decide ANYTHING about guns at this point in the latest crisis.

 

Let step back and support and send our prayers and face this crisis when the emotions calm down.

WELL THE PROBLEM WITH THIS is when will our emotional free period show up.

There have been 17 school shootings this year alone and we are only in mid-February!

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But rest assured that the gun issue CAN’T BE DEALT WITH BY CONGRESS AND THE PRESIDENT!

WHY?

Oh my, you still don’t know? Shame on you.

The gun issue can not be changed until we change THE SHOW!

And what’s the show that runs Congress and the President into INACTION?

 

 

A FULL PROOF PLAN FOR GUN SAFETY

Posted: June 20, 2016 in GUNS
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A FULL PROOF PLAN FOR GUN SAFETY
Now, as usual the people who want to protect the citizens from military style weapons being bought and sold and used on every street corner in our “great?” land is to rush to our “trusted?” representatives of the people, the United States Congress.

And as usual the Congress dodges safety of the people for ahhh …… campaign money that flows into their pockets from the NRA and gun manufacturers.

Just like when Congress finally passes the Corporate Profit Health Care Plan. Congress was outraged at the “single-payer” health care plan. You know, the one that would have controlled cost and provided health services to the people.

Now we all know that when it comes to health care the policy provided by the Government for Congress is literally THE BEST IN THE WORLD. But THAT policy is just too expensive to allow the mere citizens to have health coverage like that.

Oh yeah, the Congress themselves voted that policy right in without any trouble.

So anyone can see that the deck is crooked.

Well it is the same with Gun Control. Congress is provided with Police Protection so someone with a gun can’t enter Congress through the metal detectors and the Bomb dogs and the armed guards that protect the Hall of Congress.

So, gun control is handle for Congress. Just not for you, Citizen!

Tubularsock has been sitting around his top floor corner office in his underground bunker overlooking Washington, D.C. from Oakland, CA (see THE BUNKER TOUR new additions) and working on a plan for gun safety.

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And it goes like this:

If a “loan wolf” brought a fully automatic AK47 assault rifle in small untraceable parts into the Congress offices over a period of months and in time put all the parts back together into a fully automatic AK47 assault rifle and loaded up its 100-round drum magazine with shells and walked into a joint session of Congress and opened up on them at 100 rounds a minute which is a “practical” fire rate for this weapon according to Wikipedia, what do YOU THINK would be the outcome?

Would the remaining Congress call for all of us to pray and then go home and have dinner?

Would the remaining Congress explain just how important the Second Amendment happens to be for freedom.

Would the remaining Congress hold hands in a circle and sing “We Shall Overcome”?

NO! WE WOULD HAVE THE MOST COMPREHENSIVE GUN CONTROL LAW IMMEDIATELY!

WHY?

BECAUSE IT AFFECTED THEM!

Now many people are going to say, “Tubularsock! Are you advocating for this type of violence against Congress?”

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And the answer is NO. Tubularsock advocating violence against Congress ended when his prayers failed on 9/11 when he was pushing for the planes crashing into Congress and the White House. You see, when God failed Tubularsock on that day Tubularsock gave up all hope of Congress being taken out!

So NO. Tubularsock is NOT advocating for violence against Congress. Tubularsock is only explaining the only way Congress will take Citizen Massacres Seriously.

However, if ISIS sent a “lone wolf” Tubularsock would donate to the Wildlife Federation.
Just sayen’.

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POST RACIAL

Posted: April 30, 2015 in Civil Rights, economics, EMPOLYMENT, GUNS, POLICE MILITARIZATION, Race
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Give Tubularsock a break! All of these fucking progressives running their hypocritical bull shit about non-violence and all that shit while the black communities have been having to deal with these fucking murderous motherfucking cops every day. Non-violence my ass! Tell that to the cops.

It’s these same progressive asshole that still back Step-An-Fetch-It Obummer as he keeps ass fucking America.   And they’ll swing over to Hillary and her same corporate ass fucking ways. They seem to like it!

No this is not a time for non-violence. This is a time to come out in force and threaten the power structure. It’s the only thing they really understand. You have to become so unpredictable and dangerous that EVERY TIME a person is shot and killed or beaten to death by the cops, the city irrupts.

That is the only thing that gets their attention is when they have to call out the National Guard.

When that happens the protestors need to back off and wait until all is calm and as soon as they leave create havoc again. And just follow this pattern until the cities and the cops involved have to change their behavior or commerce is interrupted.

You don’t have to burn thing down. Ok, maybe a few cop cars for the drama of it but the real power is shutting down commerce and that can be done by causing enough disruption that people stop shopping out of inconvenience.

And remember, you’re out gunned. So the confrontations have to be city wide with small disruptive tactics all over the city at the same time. Do you think the Viet-Cong guerrillas won over the American forces because they faced them off? No, it was because they used tactics that appeared and disappeared EVERYWHERE!

When you meet a superior force, dissolve and reconfigure elsewhere. This is a continuous activity. And can go on for months.

The cops are killing people everyday. And it’s the black population that is taking the heat. So ask that question again …… “Why are they burning down their city?” GET REAL! They don’t own it.

But the trick is continual struggle and disruption over an entire city not just in the neighborhood. That becomes scary and forces change to happen because the bottom line in our society is profit and if that starts to take a hit change will occur because it becomes too expensive for the system NOT to change. They sure won’t do it because they give a shit about YOU!

 

 

POSTRACIAL

 

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LARGE BLACK MEN

Posted: December 3, 2014 in America Asleep, American Dream, American Exceptionalism, ASSAULT WEAPONS, Black Liberation Army, ERIC GARNER, Grand Jury, GUNS, Michael Brown, POLICE MILITARIZATION, Race, RACISM
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Hey. Now don’t get all pushed out of shape over this Eric Garner Chokehold Death verdict.

Let’s get the facts straight before jumping off the deep end!

New York City police officer Daniel Pantaleo was not indicted by the Grand Jury because ahhh ………

Well lets see:

A video shows Pantaleo putting Garner “in an apparent chokehold”.

Chokeholds are BANNED by NYPD guidelines but apparently “apparent chokeholds” are not banned ……. or so it appears, now doesn’t it.

And of course the community just has to be protected from the CRIME of an unarmed black man selling loose, untaxed cigarettes!

Just imagine how far our community standards would fall if the hero cop Daniel Pantaleo hadn’t stopped this heinous crime. Just where would we be today?

So what are the NYPD guidelines really good for if breaking them means nothing?

Now an argument could be made that Eric Garner was a large black man and Michael Brown was a large black man and to the police they are scary.

So the LARGE BLACK MAN defense must have been used to convince the Grand Juries not to indict either Daniel Pantaleo or Darren Wilson, both small white cops for killing these large black men.

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But what defense will be used to protect the cops from shooting and killing a 12 year old black boy in a Cleveland park?

Oh come on ……… you know! The SMALL BLACK MAN defense!

But rest assured that in AmerKKKa these incidences have absolutely nothing to do with race. We in AmerKKKa are post racial. Haven’t you heard?

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TUBULARSOCK SAYS: ALL ONE

Posted: September 20, 2014 in Abu Bakr Al-Bagdadi, Afghanistan, American Exceptionalism, Bagdad, boots on the ground, CHEMICAL WEAPONS, CIA TERRORISTS, FBI TERRORISTS, Flight MH17, GUNS, IRAQ, ISIS, ISRAEL, Joe Biden, John Kerry, Kim Kardashian, Michelle Obama, NSA, Obama, Oil, SYRIA, TERRORISTS CREATED BY U.S., The Matrix, torture, Ukraine
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NEWS BEFORE IT HAPPENS: THE SECRETARY OF THE INFERIOR — MISSING?

Posted: July 2, 2014 in American Exceptionalism, ART, ASSAULT WEAPONS, Bagdad, BRADLEY MANNING, Bull Shit, bull shit as an art form, CIA Drugs, CIA TERRORISTS, CYBER-ATTACKS, Dick Cheney, Don Rumfeld, economics, FBI, FBI TERRORISTS, FED, FREEDOM, freedom of the press, General Keith Alexander, General Stanley McChrystal, Guantanamo, GUATEMALA, Gulag mentality, GUNS, Hamid Karzai, Holiday jobs 2013, Infallbiility, James Clapper, Jay Z, Joe Biden, John Kerry, John MaCain, Jon Stewart, Justin Bieber, Kayne West, Keystone XL, Kim Kardashian, Leon Panetta, Mental Health, Michelle Obama, NSA, Obama, OccupyWall Street, PALESTINIANS, Poppies, Pussy Riot, Quantitative Easing, Radiation, REPUBLICANS, Ron Reagan, Russia, Senate Intelligence Committee, TERRORISTS CREATED BY U.S., The Matrix, U.S. General's ethics, Ukraine
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From a series of informed sources who are not authorized to speak on this issue but have nothing else to do today in the bloated government bureaucracy has presented an outline of the influence of the new Secretary Of The Inferior on the Obama Administration.*

The Tubularsock News Team has also sent our stealth photographer into the mix and has documented photographic evidence of all the rumor and innuendo.

As we like to say at the Tubularsock News Team break-room, “If a picture is worth a thousand words then this story is worth ten thousand words!”

Rather than be accused of conflict of interest we have turned our investigative journalism over to the tabloid, The New York Toast.

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From the very beginning fear in the Administration was palpable. Could a “commoner” be able to bond with the elite?

Well, our inside sources all concurred that the new Secretary Of The Inferior fit like a hand in a glove.

Lunch

The new Secretary Of The Inferior was asked by the press how he felt to be at the left hand of The President of the United States and he clearly stated, “no, the steak tartare please”.

The more comfortable the Secretary Of The Inferior became the more cautious distrust  appeared within the West Wing. In fact, down right suspiciousness of his intentions were felt and cloaked in plutocratic innuendo.

This type of approach to an obvious “outsider” was lost on the Secretary who felt that they liked him. But he started to isolate himself in the President’s office.

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That suspicious attitude became more prevalent within the President himself.

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However the Secretary Of The Inferior and Michelle became more ……..

Say ………… ahh, shall we say “friendly”?

Not being sure of the Secretary Of The Inferior’s intentions Obama started to take him with him whenever he traveled.

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Plane Wave

And then one day the President and the Secretary Of The Inferior were scheduled to fly to the Asian Conference in Kuala Lumpur.

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Stolen

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Now in any Presidential Administration lots of stuff gets stolen. Paper clips, ball point pens, computers, ground-keeper tools, ballistic missiles, large sums of cash, larger sums of cash, cash of larger sums than that and one’s integrity.

The biggest surprise is that anyone noticed.

Immediately Congress formed two committees, one in the House and one in the Senate. Each committee member and staff took it upon themselves to fly to Kuala Lumpur to see where Air Force One should have landed if it hadn’t been stolen.

It was verified that there was NO, they repeated NO, Air Force One on any golf course in Kuala Lumpur.

Senator John McCain was unable to say, “The terrorist have been part of this Obama Administration for some time and the Ukrainian people need all ….. no, I mean Palestine has to be considered ….. no, I mean  …”

The CIA, NSA, DIA, NGA, NRO, AFISRA, MI, MCIA, ONI, OICI, I&A, CGI, FB/NSB, DEA/ONSI, INR, and the TFI were all called into service but many of them were out of the office so a message was left with their respective receptionists. **

All of these agencies work separately and together to conduct intelligence activities and are under the I.C. which is headed by the DNI, who reports to the President.**

The FBI, DOS, DSS, IRS-CID, TIGTA, USMP, DOD, DCIS, CID, OSI, NCIS, DOJ, ATF, USDI, USDA, DOC, HHS, DHS, USCG, FPS, CGPD, CBP, ICE, USSS, SPS,USCP, USPIS were also all put on the case. **

It appears that the USPIS (United States Postal Inspection Service) may have not been necessary however Senator Diane Feinstein insisted that it was not because her husband was well invested in post offices that the agency must play a role. It was because of “. . . her keen concern to protect every woman and child of this great land”.

As Senator Feinstein did not say, “That plane could have been easily packed up in a pre-postage-paid-priority-mail-express-package and shipped to the Russians for all we know!”

As a result over seventeen million dollars will be allocated to throughly inspect ALL the P.O.Boxes in every post office within the United States.

Representative Robert Fuckoff (R) Ohio demanded that for national security concerns he would pursue drafting a bill to create an inspection team to investigate all “general delivery” windows of every post office in the United States.

During an impromptu stop over at the employee’s break room at Postal Inspection, Inc. Rep. Fuckoff stated, “This twenty-seven million dollar allocation bill will ensure that inspections would be conducted on all “general delivery” locations. What better way is there to protect our citizens from terrorists who want to harm our home-land?” 

When the maimed-stream media asked about the rumor that his family was involved in Postal Inspection, Inc. Representative Fuckoff stated, “Those accusations have been made before!” 

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A Special Blue Ribbon Committee was appointed immediately if not sooner by the President to “investigate the disappearance of Air Force One and The Secretary Of The Inferior” and to report back to him. The President insisted that the Committee’s work would be totally transparent and would be held in secret for national security reasons.

The maimed-stream media didn’t pursue the definition of transparent assuming the President is a Constitutional Scholar and knew the definition better than they.

Congress announced that it will immediately take up the issue of funding the Special Blue Ribbon Committee as soon as they return from their inter-session break and before their fall break. This leaves “. . . a corridor of six full hours” stated Senator DipStick (D) from Louisiana. 

Conspiracy

First there were the sightings.

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(UPI) “They were ALL there”, said Jimmy Insano from DelRio, Texas. “Right out in front of the Dairy Queen! Elvis, bin Laden, Kennedy and the Secretary Of The Inferior!”

“I didn’t see no plane or anything like that …… but I didn’t go in the Dairy Queen. Sure, it could have been in there.”

 The heat in DelRio at times reaches 135 degrees in the shade.

(The Sun, UK) “The chances of Air Force One being snatched from the sky by an alien space craft isn’t as far fetched as it may appear” says Jay Jay Johnson. “There have been sightings recently as far away as Denver”, he continued. “Space IS the final frontier, you know, and if and I’m saying IF, The Secretary Of The Inferior had been sent with a message to give to extraterrestrials, then why not?” Jay Jay Johnson concluded.

(New York Times) It was reported today that the Malaysian Government was asked by President Obama to assist in the tracking of the missing Air Force One. Critics say this new development has created perhaps a “hint” that the President isn’t sincere about finding the Secretary Of The Inferior.

President Obama’s new Press Secretary Josh Earnest, stated at todays news briefing that “. . . he was earnest that the President was earnest about the search for Air Force One as well as The Secretary Of The Inferior”.

This confused the White House Press Corp because they thought the President was not Earnest because Josh Earnest was Earnest. And Josh Earnest stated that he was earnest and the President was earnest as well. The White House Press Corp reiterated that Earnest was Earnest and Earnest was not Obama.

After forty-five minutes the Earnest – earnest conundrum was tabled until a later date.

(FOX News) Donald Rumsfeld was asked to comment on the incident and stated: “we know, there are known knowns; there are things that we know that we know. We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns, the ones we don’t know we don’t know.”

And he continued, “The missing Secretary Of The Inferior is the ultimate in unknown unknowns, if you ask me.”

And of course, Dick Cheney was asked for comments on this new international mystery but was unable to make it to the interview because he had “left his heart in San Francisco” and hadn’t noticed until his flight was over Wisconsin. Which at that point had to turn his flight back to the West Coast.

 

 

 

Mystery

 

 

 

footnotes:

* To catch up with The Secretary Of The Inferior refer back to: blog post, NEW EMPLOYMENT, NEW ECONOMY.

** Those are all investigating agencies of the United States Government. Tubularsock doesn’t have time to make that much shit up!

All photographs may look like they have been altered in some way. They have NOT! However they are a different angle from the original photo.

Photography is in the eye of the beholder.

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