Breaking News …….. CornWhelm, GB
A Tube-Circle was reported early this morning according to the Greater-lessor CornWhelm Independent Gazette.
A known source that was not authorized to discuss this field phenomena stated on site of this remarkable Tube-Circle, “That is TERRIFYING!!!! TERRIFYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”.
The local people were in awe of this new development in the Crop-Circle experience.
“I’ze seen not’en lik this before”, James Cornwell who lives in South CornWhelm stated, “Th’m Crop-Circle is ok’d but THIS has gone too fer.”
Tee shirts and Kettle-Corn venders were taking advantage of the up-tic in living rubber-neckers that caused traffic-havoc on Dirt Road 7.
This is a breaking story. And Tubularsock News and Notary Services will repair it as it breaks.
Over-looking official reports …… President Obummer said, “The North Koreans hackless community is responsible for this Tube-Circle. Using their one computer they directed a laser beam from space and burned this Tube-Circle into existence.”
Many members of Congress have formed a bipartisan committee to meet to discuss forming a committee on Tube-Circles. Even though there has only been one.
Several members of Congress were amazed to find that Great Britain was not part of the United States and that they had no jurisdiction in that area.
Immediately Congress formed a bipartisan committee to meet to discuss forming a committee on “humanitarianly” bombing Great Britain into submission.
If you are holding your breath for more of this breaking news …….. you are going to die!
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