Archive for the ‘Covid’ Category

DOOMS-DAY CHRISTMAS — HO-HO-HOOO!

Posted: December 20, 2022 in AMERICAN HYPOCRISY, Capitalism, CHRISTMAS, Covid, Joe Biden, Neo-Nazi, PROPAGANDA, Psychology, RELATIONSHIPS, Vaccine, Vladimir Putin
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Tubularsock has been muckraking around Tubularsock’s top floor corner office in Tubularsock’s underground bunker overlooking Washington, D.C. from Oakland, CA. (see BUNKER TOUR).

And as so often happens while muckraking one can become depressed by the state of events.

Not Tubularsock! Tubularsock finds it funny. Yeah. Tubularsock dares it to get worse. Will there ever be a time when worse is worse. Well we as a civilization are sure working overtime on this downward progression. WE WILL succeed!

Let’s take Ukraine. Let’s slaughter the women and children! The U.S. doesn’t give a shit. WE were the ones that created the war in Ukraine in the first place ……. see how well it’s working out. REALLY! It is going according to plan.

You see when WE elected a dead man for President it just wasn’t good enough. We needed a dead man agile enough to actually keep his head up his ass for long periods of time. Voilá old dead Joe Buydone. Sweet!

Then you mix that up with a small penis, SHORT in stature, questionable comedian with shit for brains willing to kowtow to neo-Nazis and you have the beginnings of a very odd comedy. Zelenskyy fit that to a tee!

And then you add the Shakespearean element “the evil devil” Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin!

OMG! Could it get any better than THAT?

And that is just on the foreign policy front.

BUT ALL IS NOT LOST …… yet.

We still have the PLAN-DEM-IC taking up “mind-time”.

You see, it just happens that people that took the “COVID vaccines AND BOOSTERS” are dying like flies in a Raid commercial. Yep. And of course the “medical professionals” are just stumped about this SUDDEN DEATH SYNDROME (SDS).

But THEY ARE SURE that it has nothing to do with the Covid shot. Now that sure is comforting.

Pretty much it come down to “trust a doctor—- then die!”

The interesting thing here is they don’t know what is causing it BUT THEY ARE SURE that it is not the shit in the Covid shot.

Pretty much like “guns don’t kill people, people kill people” kind of an argument.

But relax because you can rest assured that Pfizer and Moderna are allowed to kill you and not be held accountable. That’s business.

And really, how could we close out our 2022 year without summing up THE ORANGE WONDER?

For a guy who is not President the press just can’t pass him by for a moment. If it wasn’t for Donnie would there be any news?
It seem to be the only continual news story to exist.

The January 6th Committee has wrapped up its investigation. Spent stacks of public cash and did it all before Christmas break.

And the result? Ahhhhhh.

Don’t hold your breath.

It is now up to the Justice Department to prosecute Dump. Perfect!

Just how many years will that take EVEN if they rush to do it.

Let the Beatles explain it with just a little Tubularsock adjustment:

“Send me a postcard, drop me a line
Stating point of view

Indicate precisely what you mean to say
Yours sincerely, wasting away
Give me your answer, fill in a form
Mine for evermore
Will you still need me, will you still feed me
When I’m (a hundred and four?)”

Yet, Tubularsock can’t let you go without Tubularsock’s regular Christmas cheer.

This hits the heart of Christmas for Tubularsock so have a good one.

THE CDC WANTS TO KILL YOU … PROOF!

Posted: September 12, 2022 in CDC, Covid, Health
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Now the following is scary, funny, and odd. But par for this course.

The CDC has recently approved Ivermectin FOR CLINICAL TRIALS.

A drug that has been around for over 50 years and used with success is NOW going to be “studied” to see if it is safe and useful. NOW?

But the most recent Covid Vaccine has been approved by the CDC to be shot into humans after testing its usefulness and safety on 8 mice.

With logic like that it seems to PROVE that the CDC is attempting to KILL US!

You see Dr.(?) Rochelle Walensky, THE DIRECTOR OF THE CENTERS OF DISEASE AND PREVENTION (The CDC) said she learned COVID vaccines were effective from watching CNN.

The Director of the CDC learned COVID vaccines were effective from watching CNN.
***Did you get that?***

Ahhhh. What is exactly the purpose and function of the CDC again?

Well according to the CDC “Mission Statement” on their website, To Be:

“On the cutting edge of health security – confronting global disease threats through advanced computing and lab analysis of huge amounts of data to quickly find solutions.”

And yet, The Director of the CDC learned COVID vaccines were effective from watching CNN?

It appears to Tubularsock that “just maybe” the CDC might just want to take a look at some internal “cleaning” and a rearrangement of their basic knowledge flow.

Perhaps joining with CNN for greater health knowledge.

Even though CNN was WRONG!

The Covid Vaccine falls FAR SHORT on being effective against COVID.

Overall, NATURAL IMMUNITY far out performs the Covid Vaccine,

EXCEPT when it comes to financial profitability.

So, Dr. Tubularsock’s prognosis is for the safest way to stay well is not to trust ANYTHING the CDC says but tune in to CNN for your up to the minute health news.

And the great thing is if YOU THINK they are wrong, change the channel!

So, if you haven’t figured out that the CDC’s Director doesn’t know her ass from a hole in the ground then YOU haven’t been paying attention! Wake the fuck up.