TELL TUBULARSOCK IT AIN’T SO!
HILLARY CLINTON IS THE LYING FAKE BLONDE UGLY RUSSIAN BATING BITCH THAT TUBULARSOCK THOUGHT SHE WAS.
WELL HOT DAMN!
No, even knowing Killery “stood by her man” while he was fucking every female he could get a second with in a closet or under a desk; only shows why Chelsea may not have been HIS. (according to vicious rumors Tubularsock enjoys).
We had to put up with over four years of pointless investigation and cost not to mention pure intellectual bull shit to find out that Killery WAS THE ONE in collusion with “Being Under The Russian’s Bed”! (according to vicious rumors Tubularsock is aware of from past intel reports done by (xxxxxxxx-redacted for your mental safety). No, Hillary was the one IN BED WITH THE RUSSIANS!
Now of course Tubularsock has indisputable proof.
EXHIBIT A:
Now fortunately Tubularsock has the hidden transcript of the above conversation.
Trust Tubularsock on this!
«Да, Хиллари. У меня есть электронные письма, которые вы мне прислали, рядом с моим «нижним» сердцем».
“I knew you had Vlad!”
“«Встретимся ли мы сегодня вечером, вы можете быть на вершине!»
“Oh Vlad, I just can’t wait. I’ll tell Bill it’s a foreign exploration activity.”
“Хорошо…….. действительно прекрасно. Я люблю твою территорию, Хилл».
“Until then, Vlad.”
Please note: The Russian translation into English can be obtained from Tubularsock Language Technology. Drop off a brown lunch bag labeled TLT filled with Franklins’ under the bus stop bench at Third and Market. Tubularsock thanks you. And then watch your email sever.
Besides being in bed with the Russians, Hillary has been seen with an unknown double agent, who has to date, has not been identified. If anyone knows the identity of this agent immediately contact your local FBI Field Office.
Some believe that this unidentified agent may be Cuban. Call the FBI Field Office at
“I REPORT SPY” ext. 666.
Understandably receiving all of these FACTS may make you doubt the information as presented. However “rest absurd” all this information is as factual as Hillary’s counter argument.
Which attempts to make you believe that Hillary’s nightie isn’t soiled.
The entire Russiagate scare was launched by the Clintonites and it really sounded good because how could anyone not believe a story that had a Steele Dossier as a foundation. Could it get any better than that?
But the fact that it proves that Killery’s posturing was full of shit and it does show without a shadow of a doubt NOW (if you had been brain dead before) that Hillary lost the 2016 Presidential Election to Dump NOT BECAUSE OF ANY RUSSIANS but rather because of a very DEEP REPUGNANCY toward her.
A REPUGNANCY greater than the fear of Dump! AND THAT IS SAYING SOMETHING!
And then Dump proved himself as a greater fear than electing a DEAD MAN for the office as happened in 2020!
Boy-O-Boy! Those Americans sure knows how to pick a “leader”. NOT!
But the great part for Tubularsock is that ALL the MSM who have been pushing this outlandish lie takes no responsibility for not doing journalism as they should have over all this subterfuge.
They should have INVESTIGATED it rather than just become stenographers for the Clinton Campaign.
And to date NOT ONE NEWS OUTLET has said, “Oh gosh. We got it WRONG!”