Tubularsock

Now let’s get down to it. Tubularsock is just one of those average guys who lives in one of those average underground bunkers overlooking Washington, D.C. from Oakland, CA.

And to be exact Tubularsock writes all his blogs from his top floor corner office in his underground bunker overlooking Washington, D.C. from Oakland, CA.

Ok, it is true that from time to time Tubularsock will write an occasional blog sitting on his underground deck that is just off of Tubularsock’s top floor corner office in his underground bunker overlooking Washington, D.C. from Oakland, CA which technically makes it within Tubularsock’s top floor corner office if one takes into account psychic-space, projection, and heat vibration.  

And sometimes Tubularsock will be sent on assignment to the far corners of the planetary system, including earth, to write a “blog on the road” which in truth is done on the typical portable underground bunker desk as a wave length vibration of Tubularsock’s bunker desk in his top floor corner office overlooking Washington, D.C. from Oakland, CA. 

All in all many feel that Tubularsock has created this “story” and that it is not possible to have something that is underground overlooking something.

Words, words, words ….

But to avoid conflict and uninvited guests Tubularsock has decided to give you a tour of Tubularsock’s average underground bunkers overlooking Washington, D.C. from Oakland, CA.

Now, as always these are actual photos that have been taken by Tubularsock himself using a Kodak-reversible-lens-850 which shows what the photo would have looked like if the photographer had taken the photographs just moments before the original photograph was taken. Yes it is highly technical but that’s science!

And of course no one will be turned away from taking the tour for lack of funds.  The cost of admission, as stated in the Tubularsock Admissions Manual D23-4 on sale at the Tubularsock Manual Book Store, is a couple of 100’s slipped into a pound of Afghani hash. The funds collected are donated to the Tubularsock Save The People Foundation to help Tubularsock help himself. No pressure but the only directions out of the maze once you enter is found in that Manual.

(Please note that all the photos are taken using stealth-light-350-film otherwise you would not be able to see these photos or the actual structures with your naked eyes. Sure it’s technical but that’s science.)

So let us began at the FRONT DOOR:

As anyone can see Tubularsock’s bunker does have wheelchair access and a rest area about half way up for you wheelies. Which only goes to prove that one can go up to be underground. (Yes it is highly technical but that’s science!)

But Tubularsock also has your normal average elevator as well which is not wheelchair accessible.

As you enter the Tubularsock Bunker you may notice the high security elements as a precaution from unwanted access. Entry procedures are on a need to know basis and that information is given with a “burn before reading” requirement. As per directed in the Tubularsock Bunker Entry Manual B-553-2.

Once one has entered the entrance and exited the entrances exit you walk into the average-typical-everyday living room. You may notice how much it emulates your own living room and you start to feel right at home.

In part that is due to the egalitarian ions that are emitted into the room by the hidden waterfall that is not seen here because as previously indicated, it’s hidden.

But it is not all fun and games for Tubularsock. As a truth teller attempting to break open the conspiracy theories of the U. S. Government as well as their lackeys and running dogs plus every other national government that are just as crazy as bat shit as the Americans, Tubularsock is in constant contact with the world. In order to accomplish this Herculean feat of truth Tubularsock has his regular run of the mill home library much like the one in your own home.

You know as well as Tubularsock that reading just a few books with a glass of wine on an average Saturday evening isn’t going to be enough knowledge to keep the truth straight in our world. To cover that Tubularsock also has his “eye on the world” viewfinder.

Which is connected to the BCR (Bunker Control Room) operating thirty eight hours a day, 13 days a week, 407 days a year. This may seem odd for you people that believe what they told you in school but Tubularsock deals in nano-time-coordinates and is always on time! Even if the Longitude gives you less Latitude … lighten up!

Now after a hard day’s night Tubularsock takes his good friend Chipper (a parakeet on steroids) and proceeds via the ice stairs to the wine cellar which is upstairs in Tubularsock’s underground bunker overlooking Washington,D.C. from Oakland, CA.

The ice stairs are used as an environmental divide between the negative thought patterns that are created while working in the BCR (which are frozen on the assent) and the restful thought patterns created by the wine vibes.  Tubularsock only keeps his red wine at room temperature and chills his whites.

And as the evening comes to its natural climax, so to speak, a good old rest in the common-man’s pool to relax after a difficult day of soothsaying the truth.

As Tubularsock connects the dots from the day he proceeds to the astral plane on the astral plane staircase ……

Connecting with Tubularsock’s own astral projection in which Tubularsock moves about correcting a multitude of injustices, as you sleep in this world of the remedial.

And as morning breaks again and Tubularsock leaves his top floor corner office in the underground bunker overlooking Washington, D.C. from Oakland, CA and proceeds through the exit security system as per directed in the Tubularsock Bunker Exit Manual Y-9220-7.

Only to find himself leaving from the back door to avoid the press.

Tubularsock hopes you enjoyed your tour and reminds you that the areas that are allowed to be seen on this tour did not include the “top secret” areas of the underground bunker. The pictures many of you took are allowed to be taken but will not turn out. This is due to the stealth nature of the structure which is such that the actual structure can not be seen with your naked eyes.  It’s technical but that’s science.

The pictures you did take will all look like this:

PLEASE FOLLOW THE DIRECTIONS

On rare occasions Tubularsock will be found kicking back in his top floor corner office in the underground bunker overlooking Washington D.C. from Oakland CA. This is one of those occasions. Lucky you!

And when a day of news become somewhat overwhelming Tubularsock seeks ENLIGHTENMENT at his underground bunker bowling alley.

As many will attest to, bowling alleys provide parallel thoughts that are striking!

 

 

 

AND REMEMBER TUBULARSOCK PROVIDES YOU WITH “. . . first hand coverage, second hand news.”