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TRUMP’S POSITION ON **PAT**

Well you have finally figured out by now, mostly due to the up to the minute maimed-steamed-press that Trump has “issues”. Dah.

Now you may be under the impression that PAT is another one of those “trade-treaties” or something. But NO it is not a trade treaty but it is still a fundamental platform in Trump’s belief system.

PAT = Pussy, Ass, Tits !

This week we, as a nation, have been exposed to more crap about who the real Trump happens to be but is he any different than any other locker-room-bull-shitter except that he’ll shout it from the rooftops?

It reminds Tubularsock of that line that parents say on Thanksgiving after Uncle Fred says aloud, “She’s a fucking bitch!”. The parents turn to their children and say, “Now those are grown-up words that children shouldn’t say.”

{an aside: The children later are heard saying to one another, “What the fuck are mom and dad talking shit, like we haven’t heard that fucking shit before?”}

Now of course EVERYONE has shown appropriate SHOCK and are all disgusted about Trump acting out ……. how is this news again?

It might be necessary to remind everyone of a basic truth that seems to have been set aside and replaced with “shock and awe” and that basic truth is that, males linger in the adolescent-mind much longer than admitted.

Men tend to “think” about SEX or more like the “IDEA of sex” at about the 14-16 year old level. And for a huge majority of men that IDEA OF SEX remains until death!

That is what Viagra is all about folks!

Now many have stated that Trump’s sexual statements are NOT PRESIDENTIAL .

But really is that true?

To explore YOUR inner view Tubularsock has created this Social Science Test for you to take so as to expose YOUR …….. “Inner Male” (yes, women may take this test as well to explore your “yang” side).

Look at this photo of three former Presidents ………….
Look closely at their eyes and their demeanor.

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Now, what are they discussing.

  1. FOREIGN POLICY

2. TITS AND ASS

YOUR ANSWER WILL BE CONFIDENTIAL, SO REPORT IN THE COMMENTS BELOW.

Tubularsock thanks you for supporting SCIENCE.

And remember, Social Science has the word Science in it. And SCIENCE is never wrong!

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Tubularsock was sitting around his Top-floor corner office in Tubularsock’s Underground Bunker overlooking Washington, D.C. from Oakland, CA (see BUNKER TOUR) pondering ….. What has made the French so stupid NOW?

No, Tubularsock isn’t going as far as “Freedom-Fries” like the brain dead Bush Administration Congress. French Fries are still tops on Tubularsock’s culinary menu. Well, EXCEPT for the ones served with the prix fixe McDonald’s menu on the Champ-Élysées ! Sometimes American Exceptionalism doesn’t translate!

Tubularsock has always loved his visits to France and found the French people delightful. Even years ago when so many felt that the French had a shitty attitude toward foreign tourists. Tubularsock, speaks no French except, “Ne touchez pas le chien, il mord !” ( Don’t touch the dog, he bites!)

And the only reason Tubularsock learned that phrase was, well Tubularsock’s Yorkie, Gizmo, would bite people if they tried to pet him …… and even with Tubularsock’s fluent-limited-French, four Frenchmen and two French women got themselves bitten by Gizmo.

The great thing was none of them blamed Gizmo or Tubularsock but apologized for not following the warning. And took full responsibility for their action. Unlike Americans who would have blamed the dog’s owner and attempted to sue.

So Tubularsock has been taken surprised by this French reaction to, of all things, the Burkini! What’s with that?

Manuel Valls, the French Prime Minister has stated that the New York Times has painted an “unacceptable” picture of France with a recent article about discrimination against Muslim women.

France previously banned the headscarf from all state schools in 2004 and former President Nicolas Sarkozy banned the niqab – or a full faced veil – from all public places in 2011.

And now, the Burkini!

The reason, “. . . the swimwear still poses a risk to public order.”

So, armed French police officers are shown in photos forcing women to remove their burkinis on beaches. And the humor of all that is not missed on Tubularsock because topless sunbathing on beaches is allowed just not clothed sunbathing! SO FRENCH!

Now all of these rules, according to Prime Minister Valls, have been created so that women don’t have to “. . . live under the yoke of a chauvinist order. The female body is neither pure nor impure; it is the female body. It does not need to be hidden to protect against some kind of temptation.”
But it’s the French government’s chauvinist order that is well, ahh, chauvinist as well!

And of course, it is all in the eye of the beholder. The 1905 French constitution guarantees the freedom of religion and freedom to exercise it. However the original text MADE NO REFERENCE TO CLOTHING.

And if Tubularsock recalls, neither does the U.S. Constitution.

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Tubularsock wonders if the wearing a kippah (skullcap) is outlawed in public in France. Does anyone know? Should be, Tubularsock assumes, because of the “. . . posed risk to public order”.

Traditionally, Jewish men and boys wear the kippah at all times, a symbol of their awareness of, and submission to, a “higher” entity.

Another chauvinist position handed down from on high!

But in truth, this is all too funny to Tubularsock. Somehow having women more nude rather than less just seems to be at the heart of the matter chauvinist but maybe it’s just Tubularsock.

Tubularsock has always hated “dress codes”! Public Order be damned!

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HILLARY THE LIE

Oka. Let’s get something straight ……… Barack Obama is a shell of a man. He has done what he was told and for it he gets a pension for life and a big ol’ library to throw parties. He also will probably get a nice house in Chicago and speaking gigs with expensive speaking fees. That is the bribery-in-reverse feature of American political fame. The payoff for doing what he was told comes AFTER …

Now Hillary is running about and she is promising to “. . . continue the “progressive” legacy set by Obama”!

OH PLEASE! Obama is as “progressive” as a pile of frozen diarrhea! It’s not going anyplace!

Hillary and Obama are the mask of slavery. The House Nigger and the Corporate Whore all dressed up in Americana!

They both are lies as well as lairs and to watch their sheeple bleat their prase is just disgusting!

Hillary thinks the TPP is PROGRESSIVE ? For whom?

Time out: Progressive: “using or interested in new or modern ideas” (Merriam-Webster)

Just what is new about economic slavery?

Hillary thinks DRONE WARS are progressive? Hillary is a neo-con and neo-con’s think backward so that may explain that but it is NOT progressive it’s called MURDER! “We came, we saw, he’s dead!” to explain American oppression tells it all!

And then Wall Street bailouts? Progressive? If so, then that would put George W. in the progressive camp. She has got to be kidding.

Or how about $12 an hour minimum wage?  ……… progressive? Tubularsock would sure like to hear Hillary answer the question, “Could you live on $12 an hour, Hillary?” But she doesn’t have to because sucking Wall Street is profitable!

And who can forget “women issues”. Is Bill’s sexual predator raping fest a “progressive” view? THAT IS JUST SAD.

No Hillary is just the face of corrupt capitalism and like Obama, looks are deceiving.

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All in all what is about to happen in the United States is that due to continued American Stupidity, Step-an-Fetch-It Black Wall Street Slave Boy will be replaced with a White Wall-Street-Whore with her Pimp. And then business as usual.

Now does Tubularsock really care?

Nah ……….. it’s natural folks.

FROM DECAY TO DESTRUCTION!

NOW THAT IS SOMETHING TUBULARSOCK CAN GET BEHIND.

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Tubularsock has always been impressed with the Clintons and their ability to lift themselves up from the “lower-classes” and out sleaze the political-sleaze-balls that sleaze about Washington, D.”Ceaze”.

And one of the great scams going down is the Clinton Foundation. If you want something “fixed” or say a hefty government contract, or a couple well used whores that Bill lost interest in, well the Clinton Foundation is the place to shop.

And what is great is that even Chelsea got a job there. Sweet.

None of the Clintons  draw a salary from the foundation that just wouldn’t seem right, right? But they do enjoy first-class flights paid for by the foundation. And they do set up their “friends” with high paying jobs.

According to nonprofit experts the Clinton Foundation spends far below the 75 percent rate of spending that  a good charity should spend on its mission. The bulk of it spending centers on administration, travel, and salaries and bonuses, with the fattest payouts going to family friends.

Charity Navigator, which rates nonprofits, last year refused to rate the Clinton Foundation because its “atypical business model . . . doesn’t meet our criteria.”

Charity Navigator put the foundation on its “watch list,” which warns potential donors about investing in problematic charities.

So it appears that influence peddling is just part of the Clinton Foundation …………

But the real advantage for Tubularsock, if people fail to recognize Hillary Clinton for what she really is and vote her into the White House, is it will make Tubularsock’s task much easier. All Tubularsock will have to do is check the “donation” schedule of the Clinton Foundation and know just where American foreign policy is headed. Easy!

For example, while Hillary was secretary of state, she signed off on a deal that allowed a Russian government enterprise to control one-fifth of all uranium producing capacity in the United States. Rosatom, the Russian company, acquired a Canadian firm controlled by Frank Giustra, a friend of Bill Clinton’s and member of the foundation board, who has pledged over $130 million to the Clinton family charity.

And you have been led to believe that Russia is our enemy ………… silly people!

Nothing to see here folks, move along, move along ………..

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Tubularsock has called this press conference today to say that Ted Cruz’s adventures into extramarital affairs
or Donald Trump’s romps with a variety of younger women are  JUST SHOCKING to Tubularsock.

Even Hillary, it has been rumored, has stepped out of line when it comes to marital fidelity.

And Bernie would have, it’s assumed, except Jane would have “cleaned-his-plow” among other things if he had done so!

In fact, if you look at the history of SEX in and around the White House, even if you exclude the Secret Service’s prostitutes, you would find that it is prolific.

So in Tubularsock’s continued effort to have a transparent Presidential Campaign and a complete open door policy in Tubularsock’s future Presidency, Tubularsock has to report to the American citizens that  THE NATIONAL ENQUIRER articles about Tubularsock are “GARBAGE”!

Tubularsock knows that Donald Trump in his continued jealousy over Tubularsock’s large hands and perfect hair has been having his publisher friends at THE NATIONAL ENQUIRER publish these disgusting attacks directed at Tubularsock!

 

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THESE STORIES ARE NOT TRUE! THEY ARE LYING FOR TRUMP! Plain and simple!

Now, it is true that in Tubularsock’s early days he was involved with June Cleaver. But only in the afternoons.

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And Tubularsock had a three-way with Annette and a guy named Mickey.

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“Those were the days, my friend ……… we thought they’d never end.”

But this was the foolishness of youth that we all know so well!

 

AND IT IS TRUE THAT:

Tubularsock did talk positions with Hillary.

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And bear relationships with Sarah.

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And the size of Brought Worst with Merkel.

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And, oh sure ……… torture, bondage, and leather with Condi.

 

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But these were ALL PROFESSIONAL RELATIONSHIPS!

So Tubularsock stands clear, honest and open. Just as he’d be as President.

Now, TED CRUZ ……… where do we go from here? Few Presidents have been able to keep it in their pants!

We as Americans already have to worry that if Hillary gets elected we’ll have to see the White House turned into

Bill Clinton’s Brothel! And you guys in Tubularsock Land hadn’t even thought of that to worry about! Or have you?

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