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THAT WILL SHOW THEM!

 

Funny how this works. Not 12, not 14,  were indicted for manipulating social media to promote social division by mimicking grassroots political activity. All in favor of Trump?

So 13? Remember 9/11? Symbolically in your mind the sequence 911 = emergency.

And 13 symbolically means unlucky or “be careful”.

Oh please ………….. give Tubularsock a break here. Do “they” think this is going to work? That it is the evil Putin behind it all?

 

You have Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton running about the country LYING every third word for the entire election cycle.

You have Donald Trump grabbing pussy and flaunting his fat old orange body about like he was some savior or something.

You have Hillary Clinton cheating and manipulating the DNC with her cronies in tow.

You have the Democraps and the Replblican’ts spending billions of dollars to project total BULL SHIT onto the American citizen.

BUT IT IS 13 RUSSIANS THAT BROUGHT DOWN THE EMPIRE?

Lets stop right here and look at the number of PR firms that are employed by the CLOSED TWO PARTY SYSTEM. And what is the purpose of a PR firm?

A PR firm’s job is to lie, cheat, scam and manipulate by any means possible to make a product (candidate) look exceptionally good. In fact, THE BEST!

Using social media, news feeds, human interest stories the full spectrum. Tubularsock is talking about millions upon millions of dollars. Thousands of employees implementing and saturating positions and beliefs and ideas in order to make their product (candidate) look like the BEST candidate since sliced bread you’d ever seen.

BUT IT IS 13 RUSSIANS THAT BROUGHT DOWN THE EMPIRE?

And it was all done on social media?

Now so far there isn’t any hard cold evidence that has been presented to the public only words, and innuendo.

And just maybe we may be going after all this in an incorrect manner. Rather than looking at the scammers just maybe we should be looking at the scammed.

At what point ARE YOU responsible for common sense?

At what point ARE YOU responsible for making decisions by investigating information BEFORE you believe it?

At what point ARE YOU responsible for critical thinking?

Usually, most people tend to BELIEVE what they want to believe even when all the factual information is to the contrary. It is just easier.

Oh Hillary is a woman, that must be good!

Oh Donald is rich, that must be good!

Oh Bernie is a socialist, that must be bad!

Oh Jill sat at the same dinner table as Putin, that must mean something!

The entire thought pattern of the nation is continually manipulated at ever level whether it is standard jingoism and rally around the fucking flag to using the “best” tooth paste to show off your shit-eating-grin!

YOU are managed day in and day out!

BUT IT IS 13 RUSSIANS THAT BROUGHT DOWN THE EMPIRE?

Tubularsock is not being an alarmist here but you’d better wake the fuck up because there is ONLY TWO SIDES.

Those who control you,

And you.

And unfortunately you have acquiesced to slavery as freedom!

YOU DON’T THINK SO, DO YOU.

Well go watch the game and have another beer. That will show them!

 

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THE MISSIONARY POSITION

 

Tubularsock was sittin’ around looking over the sophisticated political system of the United States and just wondered how one would teach 8th grade civics in today’s environment.

Well Tubularsock would work out a simple lesson plan for the students to understand how their political system works.

So first throw out all that bull shit about the “three branches of government” and get right down to the facts and Tubularsock can guarantee that Tubularsock’s class would be on the edge of their seats.

Name any 8th grade civics instructor who could EVER say that?

Tubularsock would first introduce Stormy Daniels and the Porn Star Party and their influence on the entire Executive Branch.

For example the “Vice” President’s job is to, well, explain “VICE”. And explaining that the current President of the United States liked to be SPANKED with a copy of Fortune 500 Magazine is just the beginning. And specifically a Fortune 500 Magazine with a picture of himself, his son and his daughter on the cover. (Hello, is Sigmund Freud in?)

The President of the United States likes to grab a woman’s pussy because women will let him because he’s IMPORTANT. (Oh, Sigmund. Thanks for taking Tubularsock’s call.)

And the President even compared Stormy to his daughter Ivanka. (Well, Sigmund this may take longer than that.)

Now you know how it goes. At least one student would raise their hand with a question.

But in this case they’d be a roomful of hands in the air and thus Tubularsock can guarantee that the students would have a difficult time splitting themselves between texting and paying FULL attention to Tubularsock’s lesson in progress.

At this point, Tubularsock would introduce the concept of the Constitutional position of Church and State. And of course Tubularsock would explain the “missionary position” to his students which according to what Stormy Daniels said, “The sex? “Nothing crazy. It was one position, what you would expect someone his age to do.”

So now that Tubularsock has summarized the President’s roll-in-the-hay so to speak Tubularsock will move on to Bible Thumpen’ Pence.

Sure, he is a right wing Christian which naturally breeds hypocrisy. That is what they have always represented. It is part of their belief system.

And Pence is perfect because he can’t even let himself have dinner alone IN A RESTAURANT with another woman, other than his wife, for fear of his “manliness” overtaking him and fucking her over his hot potato and hash! (at least in his sick little mind)

 

And “Mother”as he calls his wife (and this too, Sigmund) may even spank him with the Bible when he’s a naughty little fucker. And far be it for Tubularsock to know those details but according to officials who spoke on condition of anonymity in order to discuss internal protocol there are things we know and then there are things we don’t know and then there are things we know we don’t know.

THAT is one of THOSE things!

Well, just as it was getting to a natural climax the bell rings and just like Pavlov Dogs the well “trained” students march out of the room to their next class.

Education has always been about “training” stupid!

Learning,  you have to do on your own!

 

NO CHANGE IN SIGHT!

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TRUMP’S POSITION ON **PAT**

Well you have finally figured out by now, mostly due to the up to the minute maimed-steamed-press that Trump has “issues”. Dah.

Now you may be under the impression that PAT is another one of those “trade-treaties” or something. But NO it is not a trade treaty but it is still a fundamental platform in Trump’s belief system.

PAT = Pussy, Ass, Tits !

This week we, as a nation, have been exposed to more crap about who the real Trump happens to be but is he any different than any other locker-room-bull-shitter except that he’ll shout it from the rooftops?

It reminds Tubularsock of that line that parents say on Thanksgiving after Uncle Fred says aloud, “She’s a fucking bitch!”. The parents turn to their children and say, “Now those are grown-up words that children shouldn’t say.”

{an aside: The children later are heard saying to one another, “What the fuck are mom and dad talking shit, like we haven’t heard that fucking shit before?”}

Now of course EVERYONE has shown appropriate SHOCK and are all disgusted about Trump acting out ……. how is this news again?

It might be necessary to remind everyone of a basic truth that seems to have been set aside and replaced with “shock and awe” and that basic truth is that, males linger in the adolescent-mind much longer than admitted.

Men tend to “think” about SEX or more like the “IDEA of sex” at about the 14-16 year old level. And for a huge majority of men that IDEA OF SEX remains until death!

That is what Viagra is all about folks!

Now many have stated that Trump’s sexual statements are NOT PRESIDENTIAL .

But really is that true?

To explore YOUR inner view Tubularsock has created this Social Science Test for you to take so as to expose YOUR …….. “Inner Male” (yes, women may take this test as well to explore your “yang” side).

Look at this photo of three former Presidents ………….
Look closely at their eyes and their demeanor.

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Now, what are they discussing.

  1. FOREIGN POLICY

2. TITS AND ASS

YOUR ANSWER WILL BE CONFIDENTIAL, SO REPORT IN THE COMMENTS BELOW.

Tubularsock thanks you for supporting SCIENCE.

And remember, Social Science has the word Science in it. And SCIENCE is never wrong!

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Tubularsock was sitting around his Top-floor corner office in Tubularsock’s Underground Bunker overlooking Washington, D.C. from Oakland, CA (see BUNKER TOUR) pondering ….. What has made the French so stupid NOW?

No, Tubularsock isn’t going as far as “Freedom-Fries” like the brain dead Bush Administration Congress. French Fries are still tops on Tubularsock’s culinary menu. Well, EXCEPT for the ones served with the prix fixe McDonald’s menu on the Champ-Élysées ! Sometimes American Exceptionalism doesn’t translate!

Tubularsock has always loved his visits to France and found the French people delightful. Even years ago when so many felt that the French had a shitty attitude toward foreign tourists. Tubularsock, speaks no French except, “Ne touchez pas le chien, il mord !” ( Don’t touch the dog, he bites!)

And the only reason Tubularsock learned that phrase was, well Tubularsock’s Yorkie, Gizmo, would bite people if they tried to pet him …… and even with Tubularsock’s fluent-limited-French, four Frenchmen and two French women got themselves bitten by Gizmo.

The great thing was none of them blamed Gizmo or Tubularsock but apologized for not following the warning. And took full responsibility for their action. Unlike Americans who would have blamed the dog’s owner and attempted to sue.

So Tubularsock has been taken surprised by this French reaction to, of all things, the Burkini! What’s with that?

Manuel Valls, the French Prime Minister has stated that the New York Times has painted an “unacceptable” picture of France with a recent article about discrimination against Muslim women.

France previously banned the headscarf from all state schools in 2004 and former President Nicolas Sarkozy banned the niqab – or a full faced veil – from all public places in 2011.

And now, the Burkini!

The reason, “. . . the swimwear still poses a risk to public order.”

So, armed French police officers are shown in photos forcing women to remove their burkinis on beaches. And the humor of all that is not missed on Tubularsock because topless sunbathing on beaches is allowed just not clothed sunbathing! SO FRENCH!

Now all of these rules, according to Prime Minister Valls, have been created so that women don’t have to “. . . live under the yoke of a chauvinist order. The female body is neither pure nor impure; it is the female body. It does not need to be hidden to protect against some kind of temptation.”
But it’s the French government’s chauvinist order that is well, ahh, chauvinist as well!

And of course, it is all in the eye of the beholder. The 1905 French constitution guarantees the freedom of religion and freedom to exercise it. However the original text MADE NO REFERENCE TO CLOTHING.

And if Tubularsock recalls, neither does the U.S. Constitution.

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Tubularsock wonders if the wearing a kippah (skullcap) is outlawed in public in France. Does anyone know? Should be, Tubularsock assumes, because of the “. . . posed risk to public order”.

Traditionally, Jewish men and boys wear the kippah at all times, a symbol of their awareness of, and submission to, a “higher” entity.

Another chauvinist position handed down from on high!

But in truth, this is all too funny to Tubularsock. Somehow having women more nude rather than less just seems to be at the heart of the matter chauvinist but maybe it’s just Tubularsock.

Tubularsock has always hated “dress codes”! Public Order be damned!

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HILLARY THE LIE

Oka. Let’s get something straight ……… Barack Obama is a shell of a man. He has done what he was told and for it he gets a pension for life and a big ol’ library to throw parties. He also will probably get a nice house in Chicago and speaking gigs with expensive speaking fees. That is the bribery-in-reverse feature of American political fame. The payoff for doing what he was told comes AFTER …

Now Hillary is running about and she is promising to “. . . continue the “progressive” legacy set by Obama”!

OH PLEASE! Obama is as “progressive” as a pile of frozen diarrhea! It’s not going anyplace!

Hillary and Obama are the mask of slavery. The House Nigger and the Corporate Whore all dressed up in Americana!

They both are lies as well as lairs and to watch their sheeple bleat their prase is just disgusting!

Hillary thinks the TPP is PROGRESSIVE ? For whom?

Time out: Progressive: “using or interested in new or modern ideas” (Merriam-Webster)

Just what is new about economic slavery?

Hillary thinks DRONE WARS are progressive? Hillary is a neo-con and neo-con’s think backward so that may explain that but it is NOT progressive it’s called MURDER! “We came, we saw, he’s dead!” to explain American oppression tells it all!

And then Wall Street bailouts? Progressive? If so, then that would put George W. in the progressive camp. She has got to be kidding.

Or how about $12 an hour minimum wage?  ……… progressive? Tubularsock would sure like to hear Hillary answer the question, “Could you live on $12 an hour, Hillary?” But she doesn’t have to because sucking Wall Street is profitable!

And who can forget “women issues”. Is Bill’s sexual predator raping fest a “progressive” view? THAT IS JUST SAD.

No Hillary is just the face of corrupt capitalism and like Obama, looks are deceiving.

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All in all what is about to happen in the United States is that due to continued American Stupidity, Step-an-Fetch-It Black Wall Street Slave Boy will be replaced with a White Wall-Street-Whore with her Pimp. And then business as usual.

Now does Tubularsock really care?

Nah ……….. it’s natural folks.

FROM DECAY TO DESTRUCTION!

NOW THAT IS SOMETHING TUBULARSOCK CAN GET BEHIND.

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Tubularsock has always been impressed with the Clintons and their ability to lift themselves up from the “lower-classes” and out sleaze the political-sleaze-balls that sleaze about Washington, D.”Ceaze”.

And one of the great scams going down is the Clinton Foundation. If you want something “fixed” or say a hefty government contract, or a couple well used whores that Bill lost interest in, well the Clinton Foundation is the place to shop.

And what is great is that even Chelsea got a job there. Sweet.

None of the Clintons  draw a salary from the foundation that just wouldn’t seem right, right? But they do enjoy first-class flights paid for by the foundation. And they do set up their “friends” with high paying jobs.

According to nonprofit experts the Clinton Foundation spends far below the 75 percent rate of spending that  a good charity should spend on its mission. The bulk of it spending centers on administration, travel, and salaries and bonuses, with the fattest payouts going to family friends.

Charity Navigator, which rates nonprofits, last year refused to rate the Clinton Foundation because its “atypical business model . . . doesn’t meet our criteria.”

Charity Navigator put the foundation on its “watch list,” which warns potential donors about investing in problematic charities.

So it appears that influence peddling is just part of the Clinton Foundation …………

But the real advantage for Tubularsock, if people fail to recognize Hillary Clinton for what she really is and vote her into the White House, is it will make Tubularsock’s task much easier. All Tubularsock will have to do is check the “donation” schedule of the Clinton Foundation and know just where American foreign policy is headed. Easy!

For example, while Hillary was secretary of state, she signed off on a deal that allowed a Russian government enterprise to control one-fifth of all uranium producing capacity in the United States. Rosatom, the Russian company, acquired a Canadian firm controlled by Frank Giustra, a friend of Bill Clinton’s and member of the foundation board, who has pledged over $130 million to the Clinton family charity.

And you have been led to believe that Russia is our enemy ………… silly people!

Nothing to see here folks, move along, move along ………..

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